KristmasKrisis (FINISHED - PLEASE DO NOT POST)

[Akatosh]

KristmasKrisis
or: The Night Before 12/24

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Story
What started off as a normal working day for Artemis â€" arriving at 1 p.m., reading newspaper â€" unsurprisingly… er, I mean, completely unintentionally and surprisingly evolves to an Epic Plot Of Epic Proportions and a full-scale war for Christmas!

That's about adventure standard, but I don't want to give away too much now. Read the “features” section if you want a sneak peek.

Features
* A full-scale war between our favourite holiday's two different forces!
* Incredibly bad jokes!
* Your favourite white-bearded factory-owning notorious drunkard!
* Incredibly bad jokes about a well-known german newspaper!
* You decide how it'll end!
* Incredibly bad jokes about doors!
* German humor!
* Teleporters playing an important role!
* Incredibly bad jokes about weapons!
* The first puzzle EVER which involves the same person three times!
* Many different weapons (as puzzle solves, of course)
* Incredibly bad jokes about incredibly bad jokes!
* Everyone's favourite rectangle-with-legs-and-a-fly: Artemis!
* Excitement!
* Two possibilities to die!
* Auto-saving!
* A main menu!
* A Shrieker Pickle!
And so on. You get the idea, I hope.

Project status
I'll be finished on the 23rd December, I hope
No really, I'm about to be finished. The translation and some final puzzles are still missing, and all sounds but one. And that one sound won't make it into the final version cuz it's too crappy.

And that is why I need somebody to make sounds REALLY FAST. Especially music to play in the background. Could someone do “Industrial” or Rock version of old Christmas Classics? Please? NOW?[/i]

[Buckethead]

looks somewhat interesting! Is this for the december mags? 

[Akatosh]

Well, it wasn't originally planned as an december AGS entry... but I'm probably gonna add another character and enter it in the contest 

[Akatosh]

Yup. Added another character. And it's nearly finished now.

[Akatosh]

Even though no-one seems to care:

Game is finished, translation about 50% ready.

[vict0r]

Nice^-^ Looks like a cute little game! Think you will have it done before the 25th?

[Akatosh]

I'm rushing.

NOTE: Oh f***ing s**t, I f***ed up the f***ing bl***y translation file. Hopefully I'll be able to fix this f**k in time.