Very Bad Taste: Dels don't hide

steptoe · Fri 16/09/2011 07:25:28

Hi Gamers (updated Sept 27th)

I am in production of "Very Bad Taste: Dels don't hide." (Parody of the near same title.)

You are out walking very early one morning when suddenly you see a house flying in the sky! (It's really an alien ship!)

The 'house' lands and you overhear a plot to collect all humans: for eating!

The alien boss Lord Grit owns an intergalactic restaurant chain that is the envy of the cosmos.

Lord Grit has found the taste sensation that is pulling in clients everywhere: Humans!

"I expect you're wondering what you're doing soaking in Ron's eleven secret herbs and spices?
Later we're having *you* for breakfast!"

Del is a have-a-go hero who likes the odd bit of skunk!

You are Del and Dels don't hide!

Can you thwart the aliens plan to harvest the earth of humans?

NB: there may be some adjustments to below images.

Del spots the aliens landing (a flying house!):

The police won't listen:

An alien breaks in and attacks an old man:

Del spots an alien dragging a victim!

Story line: 100%
Rooms:80%
Colour: 16 bit
Res: 320 x 240
Gui: Sliding

Some of the games here have beautiful graphics and I have tried to produce acceptable graphics though I'm no artist

Looking for testers.

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Fri 16/09/2011 23:01:21

But where's Derek?

Kweepa · Fri 16/09/2011 23:50:12

I guess he ran.

Grim · Sun 18/09/2011 03:06:13

Wait a second... Who the hell is Derek? There is no mention of such character above at all! :o

steptoe · Sun 18/09/2011 10:20:59

Derek is the so-called person in the original film version..

Iv'e used Del which is what you normally call a Derek.

Dualnames · Sun 18/09/2011 13:41:51

QuoteYou are Del and Del's don't hide.

Am I the only one that finds this very sentence to be wrong?
Shouldn't it be:
You are Del and Dels don't hide. (Meaning: your name is del and nobody by the name of Del doesn't hide, or your species is Del and nobody in your ... well...)
You are Del and Del doesn't hide.

steptoe · Sun 18/09/2011 13:59:28

Not really Dualnames.

Dels do not hide... So: You are Del and Dels do not hide.

As in:

QuoteI'm a Derek,and Dereks don't run - from the film

Point taken though

Snarky · Sun 18/09/2011 14:24:59

I think Dual's point is that there shouldn't be an apostrophe. He's right; there shouldn't.

Kastchey · Sun 18/09/2011 22:59:09

I'd say Derek is still in space.

Is this going to be a pure adventure game or partially a shooter?

steptoe · Mon 19/09/2011 05:34:43

Quote from: Kastchey on Sun 18/09/2011 22:59:09
I'd say Derek is still in space.

Is this going to be a pure adventure game or partially a shooter?

Its basically a find and kill adventure with a few simplistic things to do before you can kill each human eating alien.

Finally, try and take over their spacecraft!

Loosely based on the film.

steptoe · Mon 26/09/2011 19:51:15

Time for new screen shots (subject to change):

testers testers testers urgently required!