Fortnightly "Ghost Writing" Competition (CLOSED)

[Ghost]

kconan. That story just cracked me up in a VERY good way!  

(I should add that I am voting in slow-mo, embracing a big-boobed explosion with my left and fondling the Transformers4 script with the right. My feet are tap-dancing in the other room.)

[Ponch]

And the votes are in!

The fast zombie in 1st place: Ghost  

Creeping up behind in second place: Kconan  

And shambling behind in third place: Oliwerko


Fine entries all around. And the next contest is in Ghost's hands. Take it away, sir!