Fortnightly Writing Competition: WRITE WHATEVER YOU WANT (Until August 4th)

[Mandle]

Yup, as the thread title says, the theme is whatever you want, no word limit.

We've had open rounds before, and I thought it's been a while so about time for another.

Remember to stay honest and write a story within the set time limit, not just copy/paste one you have already written. We are on the honor system here.

FREEEDOM! (Just imagine Mel on his horse, I can't be bothered hosting one)

Open until end of day, August 4th.

[Baron]

You mean the famous one from 1994, right? Oh, Maverick, will you never learn? 

[Mandle]

You mean the famous one from 1994, right? Oh, Maverick, will you never learn? 

Well, he was blue in the face in both scenes, so close enough.

[Mandle]

Pity there's no shot from Blazing Saddles with Mel Brooks riding a horse, but the two Mels probably wouldn't get along all that well, anyway.