Puzzle Time! June 15- June 22 VOTE VOTE VOTE! (til Friday)

[DragonRose]

PUZZLE TIME

Rules: Every week a post will be made with a list of items and a scenario. Using your wit, skill and lack of mental health; find a way to complete the scenario with the items provided. You can only use a set number of items of your own choice. When I say use your skill, use it.

For example: you have a boulder and a reinforced window. I advise not using Pick Up boulder chuck through window. Think of something adventuresque to use

Voting: After the week voting shall commence!

What If I win?: The winner chooses the next scenario and list of items.

Scenario

Hiking through the jungles of deep dark Africa, you stopped for a nap.Ã,  When you wake up, you discover that your backpack is gone!Ã,  It has been stolen by a villianous monkey, who at this very moment is sitting at the top of a tree and eating your potato chips!

Get your backpack back AND revenge yourself upon the monkey!

Items
Jungle vines
Bananas
Big rock
Small rock
Stick
Idol
Pocket change
Handkerchief
Ugly hat
Bottle of sunscreen
Razor
Flyswatter
Plus 2 Items of your choosing.

Go forth and puzzle!

[Moox]

USE Big Rock on Small rock to chip it into a wedge
USE vines wedge and stick to make a hatchet.
USE Bannana On monkey to distract him
USE Hatchet on small tree to Drop monkey and bag on ground
LOOK in bag to get Razor, Ugly hat, and stick of gum
USE gum on self to get ABC Gum
CATCH monkey
SHAVE monkey with razor
USE sticky ABC gum on ugly hat
USE sticky hat on monkey head
LET other monkeys point and laugh to exact revenge!

[Mr_Frisby]

TALK TO Monkey : ' oi thems be my chips'
MONKEY: oooh oooh ahh ahh
TALK TO Monkey : 'Ã,  . . but the're butternutbacon, me favorites!'
MONKEY: oook! oook!
YOU : 'Dont do that with themÃ,  . . euck!'
Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã, 'I don't think I want them back now'
LOOK At monkey with empty chip packet:
Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã, 'It looks empty - but it says I could win a free sanyo home entertainment station . . for my tent'
Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã, ' I must get that packet!'
PICK UP idol : ' Okay, got it.'
PRAY To idol : ' Oh gods, you dieties of the Urban Jungle that is theÃ,  . . Jungle . .um . .give me the strength to get through this.'
PICK Up flyswat : ' If you say so . .'
SWAT giant wasp : ' aaaaah. I missed'
HIDE IN bush : 'aaaaaaaaaaaahHHH!!'
PICK UP hanky : ' Okay'
PICK UP bananas : 'Okay'
PICK UP ugly hat : ' Hmmm a fedora'
USE bananas ON hankey : ' Okay i've wrapped then in the hanky'.
SQUISH lumpy banana hankey : ' Eeeew!!'
USE squishy banana muck ON ugly hat : ' Whatever . .'
THROW hat filled with banana flavoured pudding AT furious wasp: ' Wooooohooo! it worked - the wasp was allergic to bananas and is now sleeping in the fedora.
WEAR fedora: 'No way jose!'
USE poket change ON fedora : 'I'm not busking'
USE razor ON comatose wasp: okay I shaved off his eyebrows - gee he's going to be pissed when he wakes up'
READ saucy mens magazine : 'I can't reach it'
EAT razors : 'It worked I managed to bore the monkey to death and he has dropped the chip packet'
OPEN big rock: 'It's full of gold'
CHASE leprachorn : 'I can't I don't know how to spell it!"
Ã,  Ã, . . and I could go on for ever butÃ,  . .okay I will . .
EAT wasp . . . . .
Ã,  Ã, 

[Phemar]

USE Razor on stick to sharpen it.
USE vines on on banana.
THROW banana-vine to monkey.
The monkey catches the banana in his mouth.
PULL banana-vine and monkey falls out tree.
PLACE small rock in hat.
SIT rock-in-hat on the ground.
EMPTY pocket change on top.
When monkey comes to get money, bash him on the head with big rock.
CUT off strand of monkey's hair with scissors (my choice item)
TIE hair on idol.
POKE sharp stick in idol. (voodoo doll)
Monkey squeals with pain.
Carry on poking voodoo doll untill monkey dies.
SMEAR sunscreen all over small-rock-in-hat
RUB it in to the rock and hat.
THROW rock-with-sunscreen down monkeys throat.
THROW monkey in nearby river.
WATCH him sink.
THROW slippery hat into tree.
It slips off.
TIE rope vine to hat.
THROW hat back into tree.
Your chips and bag get caught in silly hat. (it's a big topped hat)
The hat is slippery so it slips back down.
EAT your chips
YOU WIN!

Woah...

[JudgeDeadd]

New items: Real Hammer, Broken Rubber Hammer

Put banana on stick.
Use stick on monkey, drawing his (her?) attention.
Monkey goes away from the backpack.
Take vines.
Use vines, making a lasso.
Use lasso on backpack.
Got it! Now REVENGE!
Go right.
Use pocket change on shopkeeper.
Buy rubber hammer.
Use small rock with rubber hammer (to fix a hole).
Use rubber hammer on yourself.
The monkey gets interested.
Throw real hammer at monkey's head. Damn! You missed!
Monkey takes the hammer and hits her head with it }:)

[Primus]

- Items added:
- none;

ACT I
- "- Uaaaaaahhh!"
- "- ..."
- "- What the hell... My backpack has disappeared!..."
- "- Woo Woooo! woooo!Ã,  ahhhh! aaaah! ahh..."
- "- Damn! He's got my backpack! Now how can I get it back?!"
- You get a small rock and throw it to him. He throws you a banana, the last one on that banana tree.
- You throw him a coin, then another one. As he didn't have anything left, he throws you the backpack.
-Ã,  "- Got it! Now you're going to pay for having robbed me!"
- Get the sunscreen and read its instructions: It's made with natural ingredients, as coconut and palm oils; you realize they're could also be excellent against obstipation.Ã, 
- "- That's it! HEHEHE..."
- Get all available bananas;
- A fly is trying to bite you; so you get the flyswater and use on it;
- Get the fly to find you have just stoned it, and that it's a dangerous tze-tze one:
- made a bag from your handkerchief and put the stoned fly into it;
- Empty your backpack from everything;
- get two vines with your razor, then tie one to the backpack and the big rock, and the other to its ouverture;
- place a banana near backpack's ouverture;
- place all bananas inside the backpack;
- get the fly from the handkerchief and place it also in the backpack;
- get out and hide nearby;
- wait till he peels and eats the first banana;
- when the monkey puts his hand into the backpack to get the other bananas, push the vine so his hand gets stuck;
- As he's struggling to release itself, the fly gets raged and bites it;
- Wait till he falls asleep; use a few sunscreen on him, then shave him with your razor, leaving him like a caniche for a dog contest;
- pour the rest of the susncreen into his mouth and wait.
- leave the aslept caniche-shaved shit-smelling monkey.

[ScottDoom]

My items:
Knife
Old shoes

EXAMINE "Old shoes" to get "Shoe laces"
USE "Shoe laces" on "Pocket Knife" and "Flyswatter" to get "Knife Swatter 5000"
USE "Knife Swatter 5000" on tall tree to get "Jungle vines"
USE "Jungle vines" on banana tree
CLIMB banana tree and get "Bananas"
USE "Banana" to peel it
USE "Pocket change" on "Open banana" to get "Open banana full of coins"
USE "Handkerchief" on "Open banana full of coins" to tie banana back up
USE "Stick" on "Closed banana full of coins" to get "Banana-On-A-Stick"
USE "Banana-On-A-Stick" with monkey
Monkey eats banana full of coins and chokes, causing him to fall off tree.

(No real monkeys were harmed during the writing of this script, and no virtual monkeys were killed.)

[sergiocornaga]

LOOK at Miscellaneous leaves lying on ground: "Hey, there's some
miscellaneous leaves lying on the ground!"
GET Jungle Vines
USE Razor on Tree to get Sticky resin
USE Sticky Resin on Bananas to get Bananas coated in sticky resin
USE Bananas coated in sticky resin on Jungle Vines: "They aren't sticking together properly."
USE Bananas coated in sticky resin on Idol to get Sticky bananas impaled on idol
USE Jungle vines on Sticky bananas impaled on idol to get Banana grapling hook
USE Banana grapling hook on Monkey: "He doesn't seem interested, how can I get his attention? He's too engrosed with that packet of chips!"
LOOK at Monkey: "He's got my Potato chips! That's the only food I have
left!"
LOOK at Potato Chips: "Hey... He's holding the packet up to the sun so
that it looks shiny."
USE Pocket Change with remaining Sticky Resin to get Sticky Coin
LOOK at Sticky Coin: "Not only is it all sticky, it's shinyer than
before too!"
USE Sticky Coin with Flyswatter to get Shiny distraction
USE Shiny distraction with Monkey: "He's not looking!!!!"
REPEATEDLY WHACK Monkey with Shiny Distraction: Chip Packet and Monkey
fall out of tree, but Monkey climbs back up- now he seems to be paying
more attention
USE Banana grapling hook on Monkey: Monkey tries to eat bananas and
pecomes stuck to the end. GAINED ITEM: Monkey on a rope
USE Monkey on a rope on Backpack to knock it off the branch
While your at it, USE Monkey on a rope with Tree
USE Monkey on a rope with Tree again
USE Monkey on a rope with Tree again
USE Monkey on a rope with Tree again to get Dead Monkey on a rope
DISCARD Dead Monkey on a rope
PUT ON Ugly Hat
WALK into the sunset

[DragonRose]

Seeing as that's it for entries, it's voting time!  I'm leaving voiting open until Friday (the 25th)  because that seemed like as good a time as any.

[sergiocornaga]

I vote for ScottDoom.

[Mr_Frisby]

I vote surge.

[pardonmemrthree]

One vote for Scott Doom.

[DragonRose]

It's Friday, Ladies and Gents!  And you know what that means...

ScottDoom wins! YAAAAAAAY!!!!

[ScottDoom]

Woohoo!