Did you know that I am a major league spazmo?Ã, . .oh you didÃ, Ã, .well never mind then. Its just that I forgot that I even entered the last jam so this is 10 days late in starting . . your starting to get that major league spazmo thing now aren't you?
Anywho - New Jam is as follows :
Ã, Ã, Ã, Right at this very moment I am watching Red Sonja on cable at about 9:30 in the morning . . it's crap . . really really crap. The acting is crap . . the actors are crap and the costumes are crap. I like it!!
You must design a fantasy esque hero, heroine, or bit character that pretty much sucks. Shonky yet convincing garb - and stereotypical to the enth degree. the more elaborate and crap the better.
100x80 or there abouts. As many colours as you want.
Have fun . .and I'm sorry again about being crap.
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/sj_barbarian_oz.png)
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/goblin2.gif)
I hawe been always fond of goblins.
I made this picture for a project and thought why not enter it.
Heh. Very Simon-the-Sorcerer-ish, Viktor! :D
Ozwalled - I love it.
Viktor - He is beautiful and I shall marry him.
Thanks for the quick responces, these are ace and stuff.
(http://www.rpsffl.net/images/medieval.gif)
Not as clean as I would like, but I'm going cross-eyed looking at him...
(http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/game-haven/consprite.png)
(http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/game-haven/consprite.png)
If anyone played my MAGS game, you'll know who this is meant to be! It's a redone version of Connie the Barbarian! Xena wannabe (but without the body for itÃ, :D)
Actually, its still a bit crap, but I'm getting better! I think I've at least got the proportions right! I'll prob put this in the critics after the JAM to be honest.
Jesus, viktor... is he pulling that outta' his arse? :o
well, its not a club....
Very funny... not.
Quote from: Ozwalled on Thu 03/02/2005 00:58:16
Jesus, viktor... is he pulling that outta' his arse? :o
didn't enyone ewer whach cartoons or something. Then I could also ask how can simon the sorcerer put a 2 meter lader in to his hat or Guybrush a dog in to his pocket.
Quote from: Scummbuddy on Thu 03/02/2005 03:10:06
well, its not a club....
Why do you think he's laughing ;)
Quote from: Ozwalled on Thu 03/02/2005 00:58:16
Jesus, viktor... is he pulling that outta' his arse? :o
Um. I should have been more clear. I was joking. Wonderful sprite, though.
On a side note, if anyone is interested in stereotypical barbarian stuff, PLEASE do yourself a favor and have a good laugh watching the aptly ttiled "The Barbarians" (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1001648-barbarians/). It was awesome.
If that isn't a club . . It's not the pulling it out of his arse that gets me . .it's the putting it back in!
Pelican, Seleceus & Victor - I loved all of your entries but I'm going to have to go with - Ozwalled.
Excellent stuff everyone - especially the poo jokes.
Congrats Oz.
Sweet. Thanks, man!
I'll start a new Jam shortly.
... wait. We were talking about poo? ;D