Insult competition round 2, Eric vs Captain D, VOTE NOW

[CaptainD]

You fly like a bumble bee and sting like butter; the worst things ever said are the words that you utter
You're far too run of the mill to go in for the kill; better stay still, eat some krill, pay the bill and swallow the pill.

[Eric]

My skills pay the bills...you must be onto me. The bite of my rhymes are about quality, not quantity.
My words are the worst because you are the subject. I'm surprised that you're even allowed out in public.

(More near-rhymes! And we hit PAGE 2!)

[CaptainD]

We have indeed hit page 2, I'm amazed you can count that high (even though you claim to know the first 8 digits of pi)
I begin to wonder if this contest will ever end!  For now I must go as I have a penny to spend.

(Sigh... we managed to long to avoid anything remotely scatological!!)