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Creative Production => Competitions & Activities => Topic started by: Andail on Thu 24/10/2013 20:29:08

Poll
Question: Did either of these morons produce any decent mockery? Probably not, but vote anyway!
Option 1: Miguel votes: 11
Option 2: Adeel votes: 1
Title: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel, VOTE NOW
Post by: Andail on Thu 24/10/2013 20:29:08
Insult!
Adeel starts!
Title: Re: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel
Post by: Adeel on Thu 24/10/2013 20:36:45
Hey miguel, you look like you need some onions!

Spoiler
Yeah, no rhyming. Don't want to ruin my insults by turning them into a rap song. :P
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Title: Re: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel
Post by: miguel on Fri 25/10/2013 00:39:10
Try looking without sunglasses, you'll see a handsome honest man,
while you're at it, look in a mirror: Burt Reynolds style is soooo cliché!
Title: Re: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel
Post by: Adeel on Fri 25/10/2013 00:53:35
Retort:
Well, at least I've got my own style too. Unlike you!

Insult:
No matter how much you bathe, you'll never be able to remove your foul body odour.
Title: Re: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel
Post by: miguel on Fri 25/10/2013 12:39:54
Retort:
It is true that I, due to professional reasons, carry the sublime odour of the land. You, on the other hand, smell bad with no particular reason...

Insult:
I knew it from the moment you showed up that you lived in a Hospital for the Mentally Ill, as it can clearly be seen on your profile!
Title: Re: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel
Post by: Adeel on Fri 25/10/2013 13:05:36
Retort:
If you would've looked more closely. You would've noticed that I live NEAR the hospital.

Insult:
Even Chuck Norris can't cure your worst eyesight!

Spoiler
Yeah, no rhyme! You can't convince me to turn this good battle into a shit by writing RAP Lines, instead of real man insults. :P
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Title: Re: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel
Post by: miguel on Sat 26/10/2013 11:40:43
Retort:
I can see the Moon, how far is that?

Insult:
You do look like an actor from Godfather, the one everybody despises: John Cazale doing Fredo!
Title: Re: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel
Post by: Adeel on Sat 26/10/2013 13:23:55
Retort:
Well, at least I resemble a human.  You look like a potato.

Insult:
Have you learnt the proper grammar yet? Or should I send a teacher?
Title: Re: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel
Post by: miguel on Sun 27/10/2013 11:46:53
Retort:
Manly insults don't need proper grammar, besides you'd probably send your Dance Instructor!

Insult:
There's nothing wrong with your avatar, just find out who you really are! But then, don't tell me I didn't warned you.
Title: Re: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel
Post by: Adeel on Sun 27/10/2013 12:15:25
Retort:
Thanks, but I already know who I am. Look at yourself, you're older than Burt Reynolds!

Insult:
I've seen kids insult more better than you.

(looks like we both are obsessed with each other's avatar!)
Title: Re: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel
Post by: miguel on Sun 27/10/2013 22:16:36
Retort:
Yeah, I'm sure you've been insulted by kids!

Insult:
Would you mind using a surgeon mask? I can smell your breath through my speakers!

I guess we both have awesome avatars!:grin:
Title: Re: Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel
Post by: Adeel on Tue 29/10/2013 19:36:15
Retort:
I'm not a bad breather. Wipe the goo, off your speaker!

Insult:
Oh, so you've got a girlfriend? That's good to hear. I'm sure she's 'handy'!

(We should increase our rate of replies. What do you say?)
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