King Simulator 2013

[WHAM]

You mutter to yourself: "It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop."



Lancelot does not look back, perhaps he did not hear you?
In a moment he disappears from the throne room. The Jester's voice sounds from outside:
"Shall I send in the next audience, My King?"

[miguel]

> Yes, but first send word to Lancelot that he's to map the places he'll visit while escorting the nobleman!

Sorry if I screwed up this turn guys! It was a joke! A bad joke!

[Ponch]

Sorry if I screwed up this turn guys! It was a joke! A bad joke!

This is how people lose testicles, buddy.

[Crimson Wizard]

I think the rules are that if each command has same number of votes, the first one is chosen? This would explain why miguel's one was selected.

[NightHawk]

> Grant the next audience.

[CaptainD]

>Make the next person seeking an audience wait.  Make them sweat.  Make them FEAR the crown! 
>Then let them in and give them tea and cakes.

[miguel]

This is how people lose testicles, buddy.

I think the rules are that if each command has same number of votes, the first one is chosen? This would explain why miguel's one was selected.

Yeah, got to be more careful from now on and NEVER place this '>' before the sentence if I'm joking around!
Or never quote Confucius again!

[cat]

> Grant the next audience.

+1

[selmiak]

> Grant the next audience.

bring 'em in!

[WHAM]

"Send in the next one, Jester!"



A fine-looking lady in a purple silk dress approaches the throne.
"Greetings, my King. I am Meredith, a travelling artisan by profession. I have travelled your realm, visiting one noble after another, offering my services as a high-quality dressmaker to all who seek my assistance. When I heard of a new King, I decided that I must present myself and offer my skill. For the price of fifty silvers on materials I can craf you a new set of clothes, ones which will surely make you a sight to behold!"

[Radiant]

> Tactfully tell the lady to come back next year.

Given the current state of our finances (or lack thereof), we really can't afford to splurge fifty silver on a new robe.

[Adeel]

While I agree with Radiant, I also believe that a true king must not wear same old dress over and over again.

> BARGAIN with the lady, telling her the current state of our finances; and after settling to an appropriate price: ORDER her to design a fashionable but classy set of clothes. If she refuses to bargain, TACTFULLY TELL her to come back next year.

[NightHawk]

> Try to haggle the price and order new robes. > Ask her when they will be the new robes will be ready.

[selmiak]

come back next year sounds so harsh
Will there be a new years celebration everytime a new year starts?

[miguel]

I strongly repudiate the idea of spending coins on clothes given our current situation. On the other side and after all, this is a game and we should have fun, so my mind is split.

>Ask Meredith if she has any kind of 'special' items, perhaps embed with magic, that we can wear not only as fashion but also with practical effects;

[Adeel]

>Ask Meredith if she has any kind of 'special' items, perhaps embed with magic, that we can wear not only as fashion but also with practical effects;

For example: Magic Pants to keep constant erection? Yeah, that would be nice too!

[WHAM]

You wonder aloud if the artisan might be able to craft a magical piece of clothing for you.



"On my own, I'm afraid not, My King. I can craft you a fine suit out of any cloth you can find, but magic is not within my abilities. However, if you had a person versed in magic, I might be able to incorporate some sort of magical trinket or even magically imbued string or cloth into the clothes I make."

[selmiak]

> ask her: What are you wearing on your head anyways m'lady?

[WHAM]

You ask the artisan woman what she is wearing on her head.



"Oh, My King, this is a scarf!" -she giggles.

[miguel]

> Thank her but decline her offer, the kingdom has more important needs. Tell the jester that the next weirdoo can come in.