Here's the theme for the next music competition:
"70's porn music"
The cheesier, the sleazier the better! No special rules or conditions. Feel free to interpret this idea any way you want.
Ah hah hah hmmmm... Sounds like the type of music I make.
Steely Dan here we come!
I like this compertition...
Here's my contribution:
www.5feetunder.com/game/porn.mp3
I couldn't really think of anything sleazy so I added som 5/4...
Your pal
Niels
Good He-Man, but to make porn music you need a really twangy bass and a lazy drum beat.
Yeah, He-Man. That's some really good music actually, but it doesn't really sound like any porn music I've ever heard.
And Scott is an expert. He typed that post with one hand.
I don't know...
It reminds me of the pornmusic I've heard. Especially the german kind.
While listening, imagine some fat and hairy guy saying:
"Geile drecksau, du bist in ein käfe gehören! Ich bin der könig von geilheit!"
sorry about thte spelling my german is not that good...
Well, maybe I should just start paying more attention to the soundtrack.
A typical european 70's pornfilm:
- Badly dubbed to German or Italian
- Includes A fit man with curly blond hair and a moustache
- Some blond curly haired women with too much body-hair
- At least one black woman with very short, curly hair
Did I miss anything?
If you watch the knky ones your missing
-A walrus
-One Rubber Ducky
-Chainmail
and
-Dwarves
I saw one with chain mail once, It was called Lord Of the G-String, A parody of LOTR, It had the worst music ever
Here is my contribution:
High quality wav file:
http://hem.bredband.net/minefield/pleasure_glide.wav
Lower quality mp3 file:
http://hem.bredband.net/minefield/pleasure_glide.mp3
Enjoy!
Way to go Oz! You're professional in the business, right? ;D
Is anybody else planning on entering before I announce a winner (Geoffkhan?)
Oh, thanks. I'll try to finish my entry tonight. If not, you can just end it anyways.
EDIT: Well, I really don't feel like finishing this entry: http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/funkyfunky.mid. :P
Gotta work on Apprentice 2. No time for competitions.
He-Man: Creepy german porn music! Lovely! Plenty of cheese here...
Geoffkhan: It's too bad you couldn't finish it, it sounded greatÃ, :o
Oz: The winner! I love the samples. You can't possibly think anything but "porno music" when you hear this.
Hmmm, perhaps someone else should start a new one? It looks like Oz hasn't posted since his first post.
Yeah, guess so. Maybe he disappeared back to his job in the film industry? Hahahahahahahaha (I'm not funny.)
OK then:
He-Man wins by default.