Sprite Jam - 'Nov 8f - 15f'

Mr_Frisby · Mon 08/11/2004 00:07:38

HELLO AGS! ITS GOD HERE - HOWS EVERYTHING ?

Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â - I'm out-sourcing as I'm a little busy creating life in universe 23 and 385543 @ the moment. If you wish to apply for a position please read the ad below

Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â DESIGN POSITION AVALIABLE
God is seeking a designer with experience who is capable of following a brief and working to tight deadlines.
Applicant must be able to create and design new life suitable of withstanding the fast changing conditions of the Earth plant (Universe 800012, planet 16).

Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â brief as follows:
Ã,Â Ã,Â New species must be capable of long work hours and multitasking with some leadership abilites. Experience in a team atmosphere essential. God has decided that the new species must be part insect - preferably of the order Hemiptera (Insect with sucking mouth parts such as flies and mosquitos) - and part mammal (god was thinking something off the Continet of Africa).

Species must be able to adapt to cold climates and be well presented. Also if the new species could have biomechanical capabilites for hardware upgrades and have at least some experience using excel and Word.
Species can be anywhere up to 256 colours and 200x200 pixels in size.
Please post your designs along with a copy of your resume here in this thread and the most suitable applicant will be asured a placement in nirvana.

Satanists need not apply . . .

Mr_Frisby · Sun 14/11/2004 00:59:01

BOYD1981 · Sun 14/11/2004 02:04:57

see, that's what happens when you try to be clever ~~and post on a forum full of satanists~~

Edwin Xie · Sun 14/11/2004 03:05:26

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==Edwin

Mr_Frisby · Sun 14/11/2004 08:22:02

Okay this sucks.
New jam - Draw a twig - best twig by the end of tomorrow wins!

[Cameron] · Sun 14/11/2004 08:37:59

TWIG!!!

BOYD1981 · Sun 14/11/2004 09:33:57

wee!

[Cameron] · Sun 14/11/2004 09:41:04

Heh, Nice Boyd

Chicky · Sun 14/11/2004 09:56:29

I went for the first idea.

Complete with demonic aura et al!

Tiki · Sun 14/11/2004 18:08:04

It's a twig ... with a pair of eyes tied around it!

Those new-fangled gang weapons are so creative!

Dart · Sun 14/11/2004 18:45:31

Meet Twiggy, the twig which'll boogie away the night with his hypnotic gyrating hips.

Daz · Sun 14/11/2004 18:50:26

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/ragingmonkey/twigster.png

Twigster, twiggiest twig who ever twigged

BOYD1981 · Sun 14/11/2004 18:53:40

that's not a twig! it's earthworm jim!

Edwin Xie · Sun 14/11/2004 20:46:02

Meet twig!

Sitting on a grass forest.

*Sigh*... how lonely he is.

..... and he doesn't have a home... :'(

Mr_Frisby · Mon 15/11/2004 00:17:20

What a responce. i wish I hadn't thought of it so I could draw my own twig.

What the heck!

WanderLady · Mon 15/11/2004 00:35:36

Knowing your previous experiences with SpriteJam, Fris, that tumbleweed made me laugh like never before.

Mr_Frisby · Tue 16/11/2004 02:34:14

Thats the last time I let god channel his malevolent energy through me- "It'll be funny. ." he said, funny my arse.

Thank god for twigs is all I can say!
I am glad I changed the topic because wanderlady and chickens entries are far too good for me to choose between - You both get pink scratch and sniff stickers that have elephants on them and smell like strawberries!

To all of those that drew twigs- more fool you - you were unaware that I am judging on realism! So Boyd, TikiMan and Daz are out - Dart was pretty close (I once new a twig a bit like that one , different colour hair though).
And it comes down to Edwin Xie and DrDuke.
I used me unique judging abilites and then did eni meni myni mo -
DrDuke is the winner if this jam! That is all . .you may go now.

Tiki · Tue 16/11/2004 03:07:56

My twig was very realistic, darn you! It just had eyeballs tied to it!

Congrats DrDookie. Wow, this has been a strange Sprite Jam...

[Cameron] · Tue 16/11/2004 06:36:54

Uh.... Cool.