Sprite Jam Oct 20th - 27th

Ashen · Wed 20/10/2004 18:02:26

I was thinking, and I thought 'What would be a good Sprite Jam?' Then I thought, 'Nah, I'm not going to win anyway.' Then I won, and came up with this:

Show me The Greatest Invention In The World, Ever!

What's the best thing that exists?* What's the best thing that doesn't exist?
No colour limit, but no bigger than 120x120.
Bonus points for interesting/funny descriptions.

*Besides AGS, of course. (grovel, grovel)

Gilbert · Thu 21/10/2004 02:51:25

Hehe this forced me to dig up old picture again:

Forgotten about the descriptions already...

Not an entry of course.

BlackMan890 · Thu 21/10/2004 12:35:25

what in the world is this?

sedriss · Thu 21/10/2004 12:53:57

My guess would be a "Stabbingneedleshootinggizmothingy".

mätzyboy · Thu 21/10/2004 13:26:20

I'd say it's a motorized toothpick, right?

BlackMan890 · Thu 21/10/2004 14:02:31

well take a look at the newest from microsoft

i present the windows time watch

with a brand new windows Xp

---license agrement:---

you here by say that you have never owned windows Xp befour
if you have the please take windows 2000 time watch

---end of license---

windows will Not take any responsible to what ever may happen to you when you use this

------customers review--------
Pumaman(CJ)
well when i used this watch it transported me back in time and i bought every adventure game that i could

it wasnt until when i was heading back when i got this error:
'421 this device has found an error it will now shut down good bye'

now i look like larry because the device was not able to put me back together, but that is allright

i got to go, one of my girlfriend is waiting for me

Dart mandarb

be careful when you use this device, this is from windows and to make things worse, it's windows Xp so anything could happen

i would not recommend windows Xp (cause they have never worked), i would recommend Linux

it doesnt want you to know what can happen in Xp and therefore puts this on the license aggrement

this post was modified by windows on 10-10-2005
this post was modified by Darth mandarb on 11-10-2005

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well there you have it :

ok changed from 404 to 421 here, you can see what happened to me: http://www.geocities.com/jnatann/Images/stupiderror.png

<EDIT>
ok fixed the spelling (by using google)
also Windows edited mandarb post because they didn't want people to know this, now Darth mandarb and windows are now always editing this post

Mr Flibble · Thu 21/10/2004 18:37:38

...
404 errors are HTML errors for when a page can't be found, not XP errors.

CJ is a polygamist? Who'd a thunk it, eh?

Moox · Fri 22/10/2004 04:01:51

I know english may not be your native language, but please use spell check!

Darth Mandarb · Fri 22/10/2004 05:05:48

Is anybody else as confused as I am?

Mr Jake · Fri 22/10/2004 07:12:37

The greatest computer ever invented.

[Cameron] · Fri 22/10/2004 07:37:13

42

BlackMan890 · Fri 22/10/2004 13:06:27

Quote from: LostTraveler on Fri 22/10/2004 04:01:51
I know english may not be your native language, but please use spell check!

ok i fixed the spelling, i don't have word so i used google.com

Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Fri 22/10/2004 05:05:48
Is anybody else as confused as I am?

hehe
i had to think of atleast 2 person for customer reviews and the only thing that came into my mind was you and pumaman (CJ)

Haddas · Fri 22/10/2004 13:11:33

damn right it's 42

Mr Flibble · Sat 23/10/2004 19:07:28

Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Fri 22/10/2004 05:05:48
Is anybody else as confused as I am?

More-so.

Hotspot to win.

Mr_Frisby · Tue 26/10/2004 06:26:10

Arrr it be a peanut me fine feathered freinds. A loverly salty peanut.

I gave it to me daughter and she exclaimed . . "arr, it be a peanut for all time" . . " ai " I said " it is to be sure". What a marvelous wonderous thing be a peanut with salt on it - what a marvelous wonderous thing.

Neutron · Tue 26/10/2004 09:13:37

I made this a couple of months ago, so it's not an official entry, but I thought it belonged here. behold, the roto groomer!

Dart · Tue 26/10/2004 22:35:04

The greatest invention in the world? Why, it's obviously a bow and arrow of course, which can be used as a hunting tool, as a long-distance weapon, or as a sport.

Now that's what I call versatility!

BlackMan890 · Tue 26/10/2004 23:58:39

wow, that was great Dart, if i vould vote, i would vote on you

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InCreator · Wed 27/10/2004 08:12:13

presenting....

...Ant torture tool 2000!

NOTE: Can also be used for brushing teeth, toilets (army edition), shoes, etc.

Paper Carnival · Wed 27/10/2004 15:41:44

Presenting...