The grand great flaming wars!!

[Grundislav]

As usual, CJ displays his n00b ignorance...

Come to think of it, I don't know why these forums are even here... all they do is provide a mouthpiece for you ungrateful kids to mouth off about the latest piece of homework you got (oh, shock horror, you had to do some work!) Meanwhile I'm busting my ass to earn my taxes which pay for your so-called 'education'.

I'm curious, how do your taxes pay for my education?  Does your mickey mouse money magically fly over to the USA and deposit itself in some magical Grundislav account?  And don't make me laugh with that "bust my ass" malarky, we all know you whore yourself out for your income.  The only ass being busted is yours when your male clients get a little too frisky.

Well you can talk - a team of just 20 monkeys with typewriters could produce better games than you have ever managed, and at twice the rate too!

Yes, I can talk, because I HAVE produced games!  You make your high-and-mighty engine and don't even provide a suitable demo for it?  You couldn't make a game if your life depended on it!  The n00bs around here could make better games than you blindfolded!

At least I let people know what my real name is. I don't cower behind my nickname, using it as an anonymous shield. What have you got to hide?

I have nothing to conceal, except maybe a weapon that I can use on you!  God, you make me sick!

At least mine decided to stop using [birth control] - from what I hear yours just had a terrible accident.

I'll have to claim responsibility for your parents having you, I should have told your mom to take the pill before we had sex.  Now send me a Father's Day card, you ungrateful brat!

[Trapezoid]

YOUR MOTHER.

[LGM]

Oh dear God, look at you sad, pathetic losers.

Hasn't there been enough time for you low-lives to finally realise how pointless your existence on the face of this earth really is? Seriously now, you people argue over a senseless topic on a message board on the internet for no reason at all.. POINTLESS I TELL YOU!

You all just need to clamp off your bloody buck-toothed, drool splattered maws before I take a rusty cork-screw to all of your anuses and rip out all of your organs through the asshole.

...

And now for the fly-by Flamination:

Andail: You drunken ass-cunt.

Paraonia: Go jack off to pictures of Phyllis Diller, you dickwad.

DGMacphee: Fucking Aussie.. Can't do anything remotely entertaining, can you?

Minimi: You pathetic n00b.. Why do you even make attempts at breathing anymore?

Trapezoid: Seriosuly, dude.. Why are you still hear.. Didn't they find you dead with a gerbil up your ass?

Vel: Oh, don't even fucking try. Your Zine sucks major monkey balls. You don't know what the hell your doing.

Migs: WTF! This is a flaming war.. Not a hippie, tree hugging, "I wanna fuck everyone" happy time fun thing. Go die.

TK: Fuckin' Loser.. Go learn how to type ya smelly bastard.
Grundislav: WTF, you still are a n00b, Always will be!

YakSpit: What the fuck are you on about? If you ever passed the 1st grade I'm sure you would have learned that only women have pussies, you dumbass.

Pandanator: Band geek..

Pumaman: Go back to Britain and shut your big nose, ya big nose.

Helm: You un-original underwear stain.

remix0r: What the hell kinda name is rem1x0r, anyways?

Evil: You are the biggest idiot ever.. Here you are with 12 beautiful women fighting over you, and you choose to talk about the inernet and P0INT and CLECK GAYMES to them! AGH

Bob the Hun: Ass

Timosity: Your feeble attempts at peace making are terrible and foolish and you're a baby.

Farlander: Can you read? Obviously you can't if you think this is real enough to cry over.

Rincewind: Shut up you womanly girly man.

[Trapezoid]

LGM, looks like you're going for quantity over quality, because all that post did was make me feel intensely sorry for you. You have to go through life with that awful sense of humor. And that face. And that body. And that body odor. And that eerie moist texture. That's it, I'm setting up the Euthanize LGM Fund, because nobody should have to go endure such heinous things (and I'm talking about what few people you ever meet in real life.)

[Squinky]

* Squinky donates generously to that fund

[TheYak]

YakSpit: What the fuck are you on about? If you ever passed the 1st grade I'm sure you would have learned that only women have pussies, you dumbass.

And the large-breasted bitch's point would be ... ?

[DGMacphee from work]

Oh, and DG, you call that a photoshop? I've seen better effects done by the kids in my local infant school. Learn some imaging skills, then perhaps I'd give your arguments more weight.

This coming from a guy who had to post twice in the space of five minutes.

Learn how to use the 'edit' button, freak!

DG:
By quoting me without commenting, you just proved yourself to be what I always suspected you to be: A goddamned no-brained polynesian without the ability to critisize anything, with the exeption of the use of words like "Lame".
You probably like eating out of your laundry bag as well, you sick pervert!

Firstly, if you'd actually look at one of the numerous photographs of me on this forum, you'd see I'm a whitebread cracker just like you, only not as ugly or stupid.

Second of all, what have you got against polynesians, you racist bast!?

And thirdly, Andails right -- you are very girly with your replies!

Oh, please don't hit me with your handbag, Rince!!!  

DGMacphee: Fucking Aussie.. Can't do anything remotely entertaining, can you?

I don't need comedy lessons from you, you tool!

Besides, you look like Andy Penis and that's an insult enough!

[Squinky]

* Squinky donates even more money to the "fund"

[Evil]

And I'm talking about what few people you ever meet in real life.

Hey, give me money! I have to deal with his monkey ass of a face everyday! I've been tramatized!

[Squinky]

Evil, I have nothing to give you except pity. But it is your own fault, thats what you get for drinking to much and letting him shack up with you. I mean, sure you got him being your little housecleaning bitch, but being his buttwhore isn't worth that....

[Bob The Hun]

Second of all, what have you got against polynesians, you racist bast!?
And thirdly, Andails right -- you are very girly with your replies!
Oh, please don't hit me with your handbag, Rince!!!  

I'm not defending Rince here (I couldn't find a reason to), but I'd just like to say that I'd pity you if you weren't such an asshole.
"Please don't hit me with your handbag"?
Breaking out the big insults now, I see. If you're not careful, you might really offend some third graders.
Not to single out DG, of course. I feel the same burning-hot combination of pity and hate towards all of you.

Rincewind:
Go eat a pint of Ice Cream from the carton and watch 'Queer eye for the Straight Guy'. Let's face it: you're not going to get laid tonight (not even by your own 'type') and being on the internet only seems to make your life more pathetic.

Trapezoid:
Listen, kid. I'd suggest trying to get rid of at least SOME of that acne and trying to get a date. Lord knows you won't get any when you get older. Too bad you're homeschooled, or right about now you'd be trying to get out of the locker that you got shoved in.

Squinky: I would agree with you if you weren't such an asshole.

Andail: What gives me the feeling that you started this whole thing just so you could look at other people being put down more than you, so you could talk youself into only taking one sleeping pill?

The rest of you: Just assume my hate for you; I can't be bothered to talk to you

By the way, I would donate money to that fund, but I'd prefer to do the job myself with a bucket of water and a length of cord.

[DGMacphee from work]

I'm not defending Rince here (I couldn't find a reason to), but I'd just like to say that I'd pity you if you weren't such an asshole.
"Please don't hit me with your handbag"?
Breaking out the big insults now, I see. If you're not careful, you might really offend some third graders.
Not to single out DG, of course. I feel the same burning-hot combination of pity and hate towards all of you.

I looked up Bob's profile and it said he's from 'The Crab Nebula'.

Right...

To all the ladies out there, don't fuck Bob, or anyone else from this so called 'Crab Nebula' -- You may catch something.

[Trapezoid]

Bob: Dickhead, I'm only homeschooled so I don't catch Stupid from flag waving lugheads like you. While you underachieve in some deteriorating public school I'm sitting around doing whatever the fuck I want. Such as your mother.
Also, my my acne's pretty light compared to the spores caking your all American asshole.

[Rincewind]

I'm not defending Rince here

Well, thank goodness for that - If you actually was defending anyone in court, it'd go down quicker than a metal ship full of shit.
Besides, being defended by the likes of you would only make me more eager to vomit than I already am.  

Go eat a pint of Ice Cream from the carton and watch 'Queer eye for the Straight Guy'. Let's face it: you're not going to get laid tonight (not even by your own 'type') and being on the internet only seems to make your life more pathetic.

Hah - Well, what is it that says that you aren't just describing yourself now, Bob? Huh? Sitting alone in your empty room, sipping melted Pecan-Ice-cream out of a filthy glass while reading Oscar Wilde?
That "macho" american flag you have as an avatar is just an attempt to cover up that you infact are a little girly ass-kisser yourself, you sissy.

And also: Why should I eat ice-cream out of a pint, you moron?
I'll use a friggin bowl, like the rest of the world.

DG:

I just realized that you aren't from Polynese -  People over there at least have something more in their heads besides unlimited loads of shit - So I apologize to Polynese people everywhere, even though I still hate DG.  

[Pumaman]

Once again, Grundislav misses the point...

I'm curious, how do your taxes pay for my education?  Does your mickey mouse money magically fly over to the USA and deposit itself in some magical Grundislav account?

Ha! At least European money actually looks like it's worth something, not like the crumpled up bit of green paper you attach value to.

And don't make me laugh with that "bust my ass" malarky, we all know you whore yourself out for your income.  The only ass being busted is yours when your male clients get a little too frisky.

I can see you speak from experience here, so I can really only feel sorry for you. Maybe one day when you dig yourself out of the gutter you'll be able to get yourself a proper job, and maybe even a girl. You know what one of those is, right?

Yes, I can talk, because I HAVE produced games!  You make your high-and-mighty engine and don't even provide a suitable demo for it?  You couldn't make a game if your life depended on it!  The n00bs around here could make better games than you blindfolded!

Ha, you call your output 'games'? I've had more fun watching anti-burglar paint dry.

Besides, I don't need to make games to prove myself. You know what they say about a man who makes games - I'll give you a clue, it's similar to a man who has a big car.

I have nothing to conceal, except maybe a weapon that I can use on you!  God, you make me sick!

Au contrare, the honour of vomiting is all mine. And I have no desire to see that "weapon" that you have concealed... I have no desire to become one of your 'clients'.

I'll have to claim responsibility for your parents having you, I should have told your mom to take the pill before we had sex.  Now send me a Father's Day card, you ungrateful brat!

That very allegation is laughable, for it would require you to have gone through puberty.
However, I can't talk badly about all of your family - your sister was pretty damn good.

[Pumaman]

DG:

This coming from a guy who had to post twice in the space of five minutes.

Learn how to use the 'edit' button, freak!

I am fully aware of the Edit button, but I posted a new reply in order to break up my response and make it easier to read.

A concept which you have obviously not grasped, inserting a blank line between each sentence because you do not understand the use of the paragraph.


Trapezoid:

I'm only homeschooled so I don't catch Stupid from flag waving lugheads like you. While you underachieve in some deteriorating public school I'm sitting around doing whatever the fuck I want.

The only thing your homeschooling has brought you is a total lack of social skills and ability to interact with other people. Do you realise how immensely stupid all of your posts here look?

No wonder then that you have no friends and no girl.

[Vel]

To teh LGM:
You are everything but reliable! You freakin' suck! And what have you made that has been downloaded more than 1000 times? Gay pr0n? Dork!

[Matt Brown]

this of course, is coming from vel...who is most famous for starting a huge contravercy between flashvbax and bucceneer....as opposed to making the hugely downloaded AGS classics.

dork

[Vel]

Thanks for reminding me.
Foz, you game is teh dumb! These tricks with the wanking and gore may work for action games, but not for adventures, especially freeware. Your game sucks! And so do you. Idiot.

[Trapezoid]

The only thing your homeschooling has brought you is a total lack of social skills and ability to interact with other people. Do you realise how immensely stupid all of your posts here look?

No wonder then that you have no friends and no girl.

Ahem... You stick your cock in an onion ring every night. So shut the fuck up.