Holy crap, a new Barn Runner game! :o
(http://www.barnrunner.com/pics/misc/AGS_Today_3.png)
It began as a Pixelween entry and it became something resembling an actual game!
Barn Runner Halloween 1: Fully Automatic Mojo
Blast your way through hordes of flesh hungry CHUDs through eight levels of arcade action. Drive, shoot, crawl, and saunter your way to victory in this, the latest and possibly most unexpected Barn Runner game of all time! (It's a Halloween game for Christmas! It's needlessly iconoclastic!)
* A new player character (Debbie)
* Three difficulty levels (at least!)
* Four different endings (at least!)
* Eight levels of (presumed) awesomeness!
4.5 Megabytes (RAR Format) [50 Megabytes unpacked]
CLICK TO DOWNLOAD (http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/games.php?action=detail&id=1381)
Enjoy! (IF YOU CAN!!!!) [Dramatic music]
- Ponch
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p.s. For SSH eye's only:
Spoiler
The poll didn't work. But Dualnames is sure to see this thread. He can't resist a Barn Runner game! Get ready to spring the trap! We'll get him back to the blog for sure this time!
YIPPEEE!!! :D
New Barn Runner game! ;D ;D ;D
*jumps up and down for joy*
I've been looking forward to this. ;D
I WAS THINKING WHAT TO TYPE. SO HERE GOES.
F$#^ YEAH!!! OMG
I was working on a mags entry for December but man, BARN RUNNNNNNEREREREERERE!!!!!!
*dies from excitement*
Witty & packed with action and boobs. Thumbs up for Barn Runner!
Was waiting of this since a while. :D
*Downloading*
The game I inspired into existence is now...in existence!
+1 moxie!
Man...is the aiming off ON PURPOSE? Otherwise those CHUD bastards are thick skinned sonsabitches!
Also, needs keyboard shortcuts for the weapons and for reload ('r' would be nice). Clicking on the screen is just unnecessarily fiddly!
Fix this, Galactus commands it!
Fun little game, Ponch. Frustrating, but fun. Funstrating.
ProgZmax, the gun on your left should only take one shot to kill the beasties. But the gun on your right is not as powerful, and needs 3-4 shots.
:)
Thanks everyone! :D
ProgZ: Thanks for the suggestions. But if I put keyboard shortcuts in the game, then at the harder difficulty levels it would barely be funstrating at all! (And at the hidden "Hard Ass" difficulty level, it would just suck all the funstration out of the whole game!)
Bici: Thanks. Glad to know that my boobs are appreciated! (Take that, Ryan Timothy! ;) )
Dual: OMG large font! I wish I knew how to do that! I would post every reply in super big font. It would make my posts look as important as they truly are. Now that I've released a new game and the "How do we get Dual back to the AGS blog" poll is done, have we done enough to entice you back to blogging? The AGS community needs all the bloggin' it can get!
Dan: Thanks! Hope it doesn't disappoint.
Frodo: I couldn't have done it without you. I should have mentioned in the original post the Frodo was my playtester on this one. But I had to create the game page and write this post on my lunch break, which is only 30 minutes. So I left out that little detail. Sorry. Thanks for all your help!
- Ponch
Ponch, no worries, it was my pleasure. ;D
Excellent game, by the way. I love the interaction between Debbie and the Prickster. ;)
And can I just say that I LOVE Prick's shirt. :D
New Barn Runner, LOVE IT! ;D
Downloading now.
Okay since well, I don't want anyone to beg me for it, or act like a child at times, there to honor both SSH and Ponch and bici, and Gnome, and Ryan, and auriond, and Ben304, and Igor, my last message:
Spoiler
"SSH if you want me back to the blog, and this whole poll thing isn't a witty joke, as I considered, just send me a pm containing "get to work slave" and add me back to blogger as an author".
This is the best spoiler I've ever read and adds a new layer of meaning to this whole game project.
Quote from: Ascovel on Thu 02/12/2010 14:44:38
This is the best spoiler I've ever read and adds a lot of meaning to this whole game project.
At last! A Barn Runner game has meaning! Awesome! :D
Quote from: Ponch on Thu 02/12/2010 03:18:02
Bici: Thanks. Glad to know that my boobs are appreciated! (Take that, Ryan Timothy! ;) )
I believe it was her ass that I was really criticizing. :P (I'll take a nice ass over some floppy breasts any day--that could be taken in the homosexual direction... please don't :=)
But after hearing the master Bici, compliment the beauties in this game, I definitely must play this now.
Quote from: Ryan Timothy on Thu 02/12/2010 19:46:06
I definitely must play this now.
Yes you must. Everyone should. ;)
Awesomeness all around! :D
I played it to the finish, although I did die several times (and that was in the easiest difficulty).
I liked the Mario reference, and all the different gameplays inserted into one game!
And Ryan Timothy, I thought it's actually a nice piece of ass (on her, I mean)...
Quote from: tzachs on Fri 03/12/2010 18:54:23
And Ryan Timothy, I thought it's actually a nice piece of ass (on her, I mean)...
Not that I took this as a challenge (well.. ok.. maybe I did), but here's what I would prefer to see on her:
(http://www.bryvis.com/entertainment/other/agsf/ponch-firm-ass.png)
vs
(http://www.barnrunner.com/pics/misc/NorikoBooty.png)
Sorry to clutter up this completed games thread, but any form of partial nudity must obviously be a good thing and get more people to download this. :P
Ryan, as I understand it, what you're looking for in a pixelated backside is a high degree of pert and firmness. A more athletic digital booty, if you will. Well, you're in luck. In the world of Barn Runner, you can find such virtual bottoms on both The Chief and Debbie.
(http://www.barnrunner.com/pics/misc/Serious_Ass_Discussion.png)
Figure 1.1 (A Two Dimensional Yet Somehow Pert Posterior)
Noriko, on the other hand is a bit more bottom heavy. That's because not every cartoon woman I draw is going to be a twenty-something hottie with the same cookie-cutter body. (And also the woman I based her on in real life is a bit pear-shaped. She's quite pleased that her doppelganger has its share of fans.) For example, The Mayor is incredibly top-heavy. But the other Barn Runner women are a bit more reasonably endowed. If every woman in the game had the same body that wouldn't be as visually interesting to me. Attractive women come in lots of shapes and sizes.
I guess my point is that if I want to draw a woman with a big butt, I'll draw a woman with a big butt. ;)
But thanks for joining the discussion. (And for giving me a chance to post another picture of Debbie!) And thanks for playing the game. I hope you liked it. :)
- Ponch
DYNAMITE! Awesome! Downloading this game. Barn Runner Rules!
Personally Ponch I'd like a delivery of a game where I get the chance to do an orgy with Debbie, Chief, Noriko, and Mayor. I'll pay you in cash :P
Dual, wasn't the Twister part enough for you?
Great game - as predicted - Ponch.
Quote from: LUniqueDan on Sun 05/12/2010 00:43:52
Dual, wasn't the Twister part enough for you?
Great game - as predicted - Ponch.
Not really Dan. Also Ponch, please stop removing porn scenes from your games, cause people don't appreciate them enough! I mean yeah, Ryan is a good fellow, but I'm here as well. Satisfy me !
Someone needs to go spank it.
Ponch - I like your style, another +1 MOXIE for different gameplay approaches AND for deflecting my suggestion. And another +1 GUTS for all the one-liners.
However, I must dock you 1 WITS for using that old 'the game wouldn't be hard if I made it fair' chestnut. Naughty, naughty.
So overall, you've gained +2 MOXIE and +1 GUTS, well on your way to MACHISMO MAN lvl. 10! It's the level where all the chicks catfight to see who will be the one to sit on your lap while you talk down to them.
Ponch, you have done a good job!
I must admit that even I have had my fun (although I don't like shootings). ::)
Dual: There are boobs in the Forever Friday. I can't just go around squeezing boobies into all my games! It would be unseemly! ;)
Blueknight and Dan: Thanks! Glad you liked it.
Tabata: Yeah, I know not everyone likes shooting. That's why this time I threw some driving and platform levels in there too. Good to know that helped win you over. Thanks for playing!
ProgZ: I award my self +1 AWESOMENESS for getting a game out the door before the end of the year. It was close, but I just made it. Also, I don't like to talk down to girls. I just give them a good spanking.
Calin: Thanks for making my little doodle of a game the Pick O' The Month. +1 AWESOMENESS for you as well.