Hey there, bitches!
I bet you thought Blowey the Ghost was gone for good? Well, I'm back, and I've got something for you.
Some of you bitches might remember a little parody game from back in the day called The Crackwell Legacy (http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/games.php?action=detail&id=900). I've got a sequel for you: Crackwell Unhinged.
Play as strung out crack-whore Lauren Crackwell in 1984 New York City, as she deals with her daily struggles, mainly finding her next fix!
(http://www.grundislavgames.com/crackshot.jpg)
Features:
- Ten times as offensive and crude as Crackwell Legacy!
- Designer Commentary!
- Fully Voiced!
Download (http://www.grundislavgames.com/games/crackwell2.zip)
Hilarious!
My favourite part was
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Coughing up cigarettes
But the whole thing was suitably... deranged :=
Congrats, made me laugh quite a lot.
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This was the most fun I've ever felt guilty about having.
Haha, this is classic. The thing that made me lol most was
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...a million dollars. Being 1984 that's a lot of money back now.
Dammit, I might have just used 'lol' and meant it for the first time in my life :-\
Ugh, no Direct X version means my computer can't play it! :(
Lol I loved the notebook and how
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Hecanteat says the baby giggles as it gets more burnt
Oh man this oughta be good! The graphics look seriously improved over the first Crackwell game!
Voice acting is cleary not up to the standard of the first game. :P
(That was awesome, man)
I think my favorite bit
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Any of the interactions with the Arnie poster. Kept right up to date!
Damn that pushed the envelope even more than the first Crackwell game! Great job!
And the third in the series... Crackwell Convenience.
Kristy finds herself stuck in a ship smuggling large amounts of cocaine to mexico, is this heaven?
This was hilarious. I laughed all the way trough it. Blowey and Lauren Crackwell make a perfect duo.
I loved the map.
Picked it up from your link here. Your link in the database is returning a 404 error. Looks like it is missing the /games subfolder having compared it to the link above.
Very funny! ;D Loved the walking around tune!!!
A fun very short game. I really enjoyed the first one as well!
Heh, this is great, even better than the first Crackwell. I guess you know you've made it when people start parodying your games.
Does it really count when everyone involved in the making of the parody was also involved in the making of the original game being parodied?
If you don't want it to be so.
A little too immoral for me (especially
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the part with the baby
); however, I'm totally in love with the opening scene (the one with the ice cream truck). The whole game is somewhat reminiscent of Snakes of Avalon.
Good stuff, and really hilarious. Me wants MOAR!
Quote from: Ghost on Sat 11/06/2011 11:32:14
Me wants MOAR!
Seconded, it pissed me off when it ended.
Yeah, come on guys. Give us another game. Go on, just one more. I promise this'll be the last one. I need one more hit guys, just one more FUCKING HIT!!!!!
It doesn't get much better than Francisco swearing profusely down a microphone :=
The best part was ;D
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Madam..... Madam... IM THE MADAM!
Quote from: Erenoth02 on Wed 15/06/2011 07:27:03
The best part was ;D
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Madam..... Madam... IM THE MADAM!
seconded :)
that what hilarious
I can't believe I didn't see the amazing twist ending coming. I feel like some dude who watched Episode III and was shocked to see Anakin turn into Darth Vader.
Ooooh, is a parody of "Blackwell Convergence" going to be made?