What up, bitches!
Blowie the Ghost here, to correct an injustice! That jive turkey Dave Gilbert stole my idea and twisted it around to make his game about that Blackwell bitch!
But the truth is, she wasn't named Blackwell, she was called CRACKWELL!
Here is the true story, and you don't even gotta pay for it!
DOWNLOAD, BITCHES! (http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/games.php?action=download&game=900)
Im actually downloading it xD, I can't believe it.
I guess Im curious...Let's hope is not a virus..
Haha, is not, and is rather funny if you've played Blackwell Legacy , though a bit "immature" ;D
Funny thing is, I actually dreamed of Blackwell Unbound last night.
Spoooooky.
I find this game highly offensive in many ways...
disturbing
ly good!!!!
:=
ps: the voice acting works amazingly well! congrats blowie
Has anyone told Dave about this?
Surely this breaches his rights, since blackwell is commercial.
This version is better though.
I think parodies are exempt from copyright laws. You're the wannabe lawyer, you should know!
I was planning on buying Blackwell Legacy later on but now I don't think I have to.
I played the game and i don't think Dave might have stolen your idea. Your game looks made in kinda hurry way and i think you made this game after Blackwell Legacy. In this case, you are the one who is a thief. You are real bitch blowie ;D
Quote from: magintz on Mon 02/07/2007 22:05:06
I find this game highly offensive in many ways...
why?
Quote from: AGA on Tue 03/07/2007 00:32:26
I think parodies are exempt from copyright laws. You're the wannabe lawyer, you should know!
It's not
exempt but parody falls under fair use.
The people who made this game are obviously very disturbed individuals.
Is it over when:
Spoiler
Crackwell O.D.s after putting Shuqweeshat's dog in the microwave?
The game just exits, and I don't seem to be able to find a different path to take...
I'm pretty sure that's the only intended end, monkey_05_06.
As a parody, I enjoyed it ;)
bwahahahahahaha!
Love it love it love it. Who knew that a throwaway comment at Brittens would turn into... well, THIS?
Creed makes a lovely Rosa.
This game is all disgusting dark humor but I'm still laughing. Soooo bad and soooo good in the same time. Immersive - coherent and complete.
Congratulation Blowie. It was entertaining.
What are you talking about ? This game sucks and is not worth to mention about. It and he also insult us. F.ck that ! F.ck you blowie ;D
When did he insult us?
What's up bitches ? Isn't that insult ? I'm not bitch and can't allow anyone to say that to me !
I guess thats commonplace for Hammerite. :=
Quote from: proximity on Thu 05/07/2007 09:36:18
What's up bitches ? Isn't that insult ? I'm not bitch and can't allow anyone to say that to me !
You need to learn how to take a joke.
"It's time to smoke more crack!"
Quote from: Snarky on Thu 05/07/2007 15:41:52
Quote from: proximity on Thu 05/07/2007 09:36:18
What's up bitches ? Isn't that insult ? I'm not bitch and can't allow anyone to say that to me !
You need to learn how to take a joke.
"It's time to smoke more crack!"
Is that so ? Take this joke
What's up whores ?
It's obviously a joke. Wasn't one of the questions before you can enter the forums something like that you should get over yourself?
If you feel insulted by comments like that, keep it in. Like Buckethead said 'it's obviously a joke' and he's correct; it was one of the forum rules not to take it seriously.
Get a stress-ball if you really feel offended. Now that I think about it, I should get one too... I hate my parents...
you should forget about it.
btw I 'finished' this game; reminds me a bit of urban legend.
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But I think the dog should have at least yelped and struggled, scratching on the microwave screen in pain.
Quote from: proximity on Fri 06/07/2007 08:15:09
Quote from: Snarky on Thu 05/07/2007 15:41:52
Quote from: proximity on Thu 05/07/2007 09:36:18
What's up bitches ? Isn't that insult ? I'm not bitch and can't allow anyone to say that to me !
You need to learn how to take a joke.
"It's time to smoke more crack!"
Is that so ? Take this joke
What's up whores ?
That doesn't particularly offend me, and neither should the first post, which was just a joke.
"What's up you fucktard rectal tumours?" - perhaps THIS may be more offensive however
Wooow you're so cool ;) I would like to remind you very bad memory. Do you remember 2 Leeds United holigans were killed in Turkey ? They were drunken and shouted in the street "F.ck you". Couple of Turkish guys was offended it on himself and stabbed them. I absolutely don't approve what they did. They were probably criminal and convicted.
If those holigans shout in Britiain streets, they may just get an answer from citizens " F.ck you too ". What i'm trying to say is, this is not Britain or USA forums. This is international forum and there are members here from all over the world. Someone can get serious your cursing jokes. This is diffierence of cultures. I signed up here after seeing "international" sign. Please respect other nationalities' cultures and PLEASE DON'T ALLOW cursing jokes like that anymore or remove us who are not British or American.
Right. Maybe we should also add a digital sheet over the head of every single female character, so as not to offend Muslims.
As long as there's a warning that the game contains offensive language, there's no reason why anything in it shouldn't be allowed, or even why people from other nationalities shouldn't be allowed to play it.
Quote from: Rui "Trovatore" Pires on Fri 06/07/2007 10:19:56
Right. Maybe we should also add a digital sheet over the head of every single female character, so as not to offend Muslims.
As long as there's a warning that the game contains offensive language, there's no reason why anything in it shouldn't be allowed, or even why people from other nationalities shouldn't be allowed to play it.
You're totally confused Rui, i'm not meant Muslims, i meant everyone. And i am not female and didn't meant female. Forums don't have warning head of offensive language. Do whatever you like in your games. Reflect your personality and make it full of offensive language but don't do this in forums
QuoteYou're totally confused Rui, i'm not meant Muslims, i meant everyone. And i am not female and didn't meant female.
Arr, confused I was. Forgive me, never again shall I make implicit (as opposed to explicit) comparisons, metaphors, or the use of irony or sarcasm, for I now know you shan't get it.
We're all adults in this forum, mostly. Anyone who's offensive is dealt with, eventually (mostly laughed to death, an approach I *adore*). So taking offense at stuff like this really isn't productive. Mind you, I'm quick to lose my temper. But it doesn't pay to lose your temper.
Besides, lighten up. It wasn't even directed at anyone. If it bothers you, assume he was talking to thin air. He certainly wasn't talking to me, or you.
Hmmm, i will try to relax like you but we really need to stop this type of jokes. I really liked mouse speed :) It was dancing like a ballerina :P I can't say much after Dave Gilbert. He liked the game :P
On the contrary, proximity, an international forum is an open invitation to expand your tolerance, so as not to take offence by every single joke or wisecrack. Relativism is one of the most important virtues to master.
i was highly offended by this game
i am highly offended by your lack of caps and punctuation
Quote from: proximity on Fri 06/07/2007 08:15:09
Is that so ? Take this joke
What's up whores ?
A bitch is a female dog. A whore is a woman who sells her body. Calling someone a bitch isn't quite the same as calling someone a whore. But neither offends me tbh. Words only hurt if you let them hurt you unlike physical damage. It's just sounds coming from someones mouth or letters on a screen. People should pay more attention to actions rather than words.
bye nigger
But it's the thought that counts. You think a fat kid feels good when someone calls him fat, or by any of the other abundant fat terms? Oh yeah, it's just a word though right?
I think it's at least fairly obvious that nothing about this game or Blowey's attitude should be taken seriously - it's all just jive, and double-ply turkey-goose jive at that. It all is just silliness. It's also fairly obvious that Kirsty Crackwell is playing along too, so, you know, can't we all just be nice?
Now, everybody - let's settle down and smoke some more crack.
Quote from: R4L on Fri 06/07/2007 14:38:35
But it's the thought that counts. You think a fat kid feels good when someone calls him fat, or by any of the other abundant fat terms? Oh yeah, it's just a word though right?
Has that kid got a name? Can I talk with him?
Quote from: proximity on Thu 05/07/2007 09:36:18
What's up bitches ? Isn't that insult ? I'm not bitch and can't allow anyone to say that to me !
Quote from: proximity on Thu 05/07/2007 09:36:18
Take this joke
What's up whores ?
The fact that being called a bitch or whore is so insulting to you says more about you really. I think this just reveals your intolerance of prostitutes, women and sexuality in general. So much is said about the importance of "tolerance," but when confronted with someone from a deeply patriarchal, conservative and intolerant society it's hard to see why we should be bothered.
Proximity don't you have some arranged marriages and honour killings you should be attending right about now? ;D
I believe that's enough everyone.
Out of morbid curiosity, are there any screenshots?
There are many screenshots, in the game.
How do i open inventory? i took the pipe but i dont know how to smoke it, please help..
Quote from: big brother on Fri 06/07/2007 17:29:11
Out of morbid curiosity, are there any screenshots?
Here (http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/games.php?category=100&action=search&sterm=crackwell&action=showpic&game=900).
Quote from: Uku on Fri 06/07/2007 17:52:38
How do i open inventory? i took the pipe but i dont know how to smoke it, please help..
There is no inventory. You need to:
Spoiler
find something to smoke
Like what???
A baby kitten?
Quote from: Uku on Fri 06/07/2007 18:13:52
Like what???
Considering the game is called Crackwell Legacy.... well I'll let you figure it out.
Wanna see something disturbing?
This is the game creator "smoking"
(http://www.roadraceengineering.com/rreimages/crackpipe.jpg)
Now, get offended, biatch ;D
Just t say I've enjoyed the game very much, I hope we see more parodies like this one :) (without the drug theme)
This was so hilarious! Please make another one, this time making fun of The Shivah! Your humor is on-point.
I suddenly wanted to eat some cheese. You don't even work on any game. Make one and i promise i will make fun version of your game. We will see if you are going to be so happy then :P I will make fun version of your each game ha ha ha ! Hmmm i have an idea. I should make a fun game consist of bitches who haven't made any game yet. You can't understand developers' feelings bitches ! And again, this game is extremely disturbing. I want to f.ck its developer if she is a woman. Because i'm not a gay. Ha ha ha !
Proximity, is it worth losing all respect and dignity just to wage a hopeless moral war you can't win anyway?
Quote
I want to f.ck its developer if she is a woman. Because i'm not a gay. Ha ha ha !
I think you're the most rude, provocative and silly person in this thread so far. Please just stop posting here.
What respect are you talking about ? I was begging you to stop it. Where were you yesterday huh ? Relax and take this all as a joke ;)
not a very funny or understandable joke but whatever.
Hammerite, you're so cool. Are you using anti-derpresan drugs like Xanax ? I'm getting crazy here :D
Quote from: proximity on Sat 07/07/2007 09:13:33
Relax and take this all as a joke ;)
You know what I found funny? I just checked your profile and found out that you're twice as old as I thought(at least you claim to be).
Okay space boy you're cool too don't be jealous :) But i noticed that we're going away from the subject.
Then stop steering us away.
Not to sound like a mod, but maybe this is getting out of hand?
May I direct the honorable Proximity to -
http://www.davelgil.com/wordpress/?p=222 (http://www.davelgil.com/wordpress/?p=222)
All is in good fun. There's no one biting off their index fingers or sticking beams in their eyes on account of the motes in those of others here, man.
Incidently, Cisco added all the voice files into this game in about three hours. That has to be some kind of a record.
I've already said Dave Gilbert liked it. But i still think it's disturbing. For me, it's honor if someone make fun of my game without saying bitches :) I'm thinking to make joke game of Crackwell Legacy. Joke game of joke game. Sounds odd :P
Please noone talk to proximity anymore.
He is my bitch ;D
OoOoOoOoOoOo one more bitch who hasn't worked any game yet :D ikari, what are you doing here ? It's your bed time. Drink your milk and go back to your bed
Quote from: i k a r i on Sat 07/07/2007 17:56:16
Please noone talk to proximity anymore.
He is my bitch ;D
You can have him ::)
Quote from: proximity on Sun 08/07/2007 08:29:35
OoOoOoOoOoOo one more bitch who hasn't worked any game yet :D ikari, what are you doing here ? It's your bed time. Drink your milk and go back to your bed
The word bitch is starting to sound repetitive here ;D
How I wish we could continue this smart argument but I presume a moderator will kick my butt, and besides is starting to be bed time, and guess what, I haven't drinked my milk yet :(
I'll edit this post in ten days to call you bitch again without you noticing (and I will win).
*drinks milk with an evil smile*
bitch
I wish someone would make a parody of my games :P
Me too. I'd love to see TEH EVIL CLUCK GAME!!1!
Quote from: Mr. Buckéthead on Sun 08/07/2007 10:05:11
I wish someone would make a parody of my games :P
True, if someone ELSE makes a parody of one of your games it proves that your game is very good/ popular. If you make a parody of one of your own game, it's either you are a pioneer and are trying something new or you're just downright pathetic.
Ok, that's enough. Any further posts that are not actually related to the game itself will be deleted.
You're right, this war about insults should've gone on via PMs.
SOMETHING ABOUT THE GAME
This game was obviously made in a short period of time, for crying out loud the sprite didn't even have a front and back walkcycle.
I think the artist and animators could have at least done a better job. I know it's a parody and all; but come on!
On the upside, the game did resemble the Blackwell Legacy and I have to give credit for that.
And the blood on the sofa, what was that? Maybe someone should make a sequel or a prequel, a longer one this time. This game was too short; like, look at scary movie at least they put in effort (I'm mostly emphasizing on the second one in the series) into making if freaking hillarious!
Everyone hates me cool :D The game is disturbing. It should be made through different way. For example, main character's name shouldn't be blowie. Parody games should be loyal to original ones. You can't slip off from it by just making smoking ghost.
Quote from: proximity on Sun 08/07/2007 14:15:08
The game is disturbing. It should be made through different way. For example, main character's name shouldn't be blowie. Parody games should be loyal to original ones. You can't slip off from it by just making smoking ghost.
That just makes so little sense. Why shouldn't he be named Blowie? It's a funny variation of Joey and it goes well with the theme of the game. Also, how is this game not loyal to Blackwell Legacy? All of its characters and the scenes are similiar to the original game. Also, why can't you slip off from it by making a smoking ghost? Why? I thought that's what parodies are all about. Creating new ideas around the old story making it funnier. In my opinion The Crackwell Legacy has succeeded in this very well.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not intending on starting a fight here. I just purely want some justifications on your arguments. For there is no point in claiming something without being able to explain it.
Well, I'm in. Played the game without having played the commercial BWL (I did play Bestowers of Eternity, though, which comes close I guess) I felt a bit like a man in a bar where everyone knows the running gags but himself. But it was fun, in a sleezy sort of way, and considering the time it took to make, it might well go into the records. I must say that any small team that, after a short funny idea goes and makes a functional game in, what was it, three days, gets a lot of respect from me. Even if said game contains strong language and lacks animation.
Parodies are always sort of cool- I fondly remember Radiant's Warthogs- but require the player to know the original. So I must say as a game Crackwell wasn't exactly thrilling or original, but a nicer "time killer" than yet another Scary Movie.
And yes, anyone who makes an indie game and finds it a target of a parody, well, he's made some fame. Aren't there celebrities out there who buy the Mad magazine each week to see if they're in? ;)
I'm tired of replying on this thread. I've never seen such a crowd make opposition to me :)
So, the game is perfectly funny and i felt like i was playing Blackwell Legacy. It was so funny that i have pissed my pants when laughing. The author was so kind. I've never seen such a kind developer before. He called me to his house and served me cup of tea. While i was drinking my tea, he showed me how he made the game. He was so friendly. I will call him to my home next time and we will drink Turkish tea and eat some Turkish hazelnut.
Look what I found, creed:
(http://www.wadjeteyegames.com/mayoco/project/media/creed_crackwell.gif)
QuoteI must say that any small team that, after a short funny idea goes and makes a functional game in, what was it, three days, gets a lot of respect from me.
I'm feelin' like Rodney Dangerfield, here...I made Dance 'Til You Drop! alone in four days and it has tons of animations...and multiple endings! I get no respect. :=
P.S. Crackwell Legacy was an enjoyable few minutes Creed and company, I only wish there'd been more.
What dod you mean "Creed and company". Blowie made the game >:|
Yes! I did nothing but shout out suggestions for dialouge and record a voce. The hero here is "Blowie".
What the... lol... it's kinda offensive and funny(except for the dog part) but then again, GTA's probably a lot worse.
Then again, Emily Enough is just as disturbing too. :P
Quote. Parody games should be loyal to original ones. You can't slip off from it by just making smoking ghost.
I think you'll find the fact Dave Gilbert laughed his ass off over its release shows it was in some way loyal to the original. And I'm pretty sure Blowie was making the game with Dave in mind, not someone called proximity... ;) It's a loyal
piss-take at least! So your comments are rather silly, I suggest you stop taking Crack and start playing some Crackwell Legacy instead!! Anyway, I'm gonna have to replay this, SHECANTEAT SCHWARMA!
Quote from: m0ds on Fri 09/11/2007 19:48:32
Quote. Parody games should be loyal to original ones. You can't slip off from it by just making smoking ghost.
I think you'll find the fact Dave Gilbert laughed his ass off over its release shows it was in some way loyal to the original. And I'm pretty sure Blowie was making the game with Dave in mind, not someone called proximity... ;) It's a loyal piss-take at least! So your comments are rather silly, I suggest you stop taking Crack and start playing some Crackwell Legacy instead!! Anyway, I'm gonna have to replay this, SHECANTEAT SCHWARMA!
You are right m0ds, i apologize for being such a jackass. I apologize from everyone to bother you. If you find this game funny i can say nothing anymore. I still won't be able to understand why you like it but i dont care anymore. You liked it, that's it. End of discussion. I am really silly, stupid and retarded but dont worry. Some people born to be stupid. I can't do anything about it...