Ok, so here we are with a simple *arcade* game, very stupid and juvenile, and this is the reason why you guys will love it to death. Or maybe not.
Anyway, this is a simulator of male self-sexual-stimulation, remake of an old game of mine in Klik'n Play (made in order to mock a person who was very used to this activity).
There is no visual pornography, just references. If you're dumb enough, play it. Otherwise go do something else. Like translating the Bible in FORTRAN.
CUG
http://www.downloadscenter.it/pastorarts/files/ws.zip
(Edit : Ok, now it's updated with an introduction and the polite comments of the wanker. You know, those sentences we all say when we do that. I know you hate me for having done this. It's not my fault. Really.)
Since this is going to be a sort of piece of edutainment, your help is needed to give me new comments for the wanker to say. He has just too few lines. Add here what you'd want him to say.
Well, I told you it was sick. Now don't complain if you couldn't help keeping this window open.
CUG
(Edit : Well, no, ok. This is too sick and disturbing. I hate this game, and I strongly advise you not to download it. And, if you by mistake downloaded it, erase it. )
Not offensive, just weird.
:)
Mods
In order to give to this nonsensical waste of time a bit of sense, I added the feature that keeps the best time, so you'll brag on this forum about your exploits as a wanker. And, in order to have a lot of laughs, there are also lots of new lines by DGMacphee, Ghormak, Dark_Stalkey, Esseb and m0ds. A cheer to these brave wankers, who shared with us their thoughts in such dramatic moments!
The url is always the same.
www.downloadscenter.it/pastorarts/files/ws.zip
CUG
Sorry but what's this?
I can only move a hand left-right in the upper part of the window and random messages are displayed.
This IS the part why it is so offensive!1!
/me debates downloading it
/me debates some more
/me is still debating
/me decides to wait til she's sure no one will catch her playing
/me wonders why she even wants to bother
That Sucks CUG
I think you're very right.
NO PICTURES???!!
*Opo loses ALL intrest*
If you've seen a screenshot you've seen all and it's no longer funny.
Woo hooo 43 seconds!
(The game told me to brag....so I am!)
21 seeeeccooonndddss!!!
Eric in the hizhouse!
14 seconds! HAZAAAAAA!!!!!!
:)
Mods
0 SECKONDZZZZ0X!!!111!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
97 seconds, no joking!!