Well, I figured it was about time to start a game. I know a lot of people struggle to make even a decent first game. I however, have taken the opposite route. Using only crappy basic software in Windows 2000 while on vacation in Arizona, I have made a short, somewhat offensive game.
The Plot: You are an ordinary fellow named Twatty McTwatTwat. You're on a walk, and you hear gunshots. Solve the mystery, track down the villain, and save the day.
Note: This game is short, and has some swearing in it. I'm not going to warn kiddies not to download it, just be aware.
Some sexy screenshots (Windows 2000 doesn't support proper PNG saving)
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/wkwshot1.png)
Will you be one to solve the mystery?
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/wkwshot2.jpg)
Supporting the latest in crap graphics, and an innovative interface that resembles every other game.
Download:
http://files.filefront.com//;8246864;;/
EDIT: Oh, and here's the AGS page!
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/games.php?action=detail&id=910
EDIT: Now there's an official walkthrough!
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=32062.0
Congratulations on your first game. I Think I will check this to see if it's really that bad as it looks. Will there be a prequel: Who made who ?
Lovely! Absolutely lovely!
And the music is fantastic!!! :D Where can I get it?
Thanks for making this game Alliance!
I spotted a bug... it should be "Who killed whom" ;)
Man, that is comically bad ;D
Well done!
LOLLLLLLLLZZZ
AWESOME!
;D
Great attempt at your first game, it's things like this that make Pumaman proud!
Great work at lowering the quality bar for future AGS games! ;)
Was it OJ Simpson?
Thanks everyone. I had a blast making it. I decided to try to make it as bad as I could, and not focus on making anything truly good, and was able to finish it all.
I loved doing the main menu, though. I put more stupid gags than I can remember right now.
Oh, and the song is called "The Hamster Dance (Techno Remix)" A Google search showed that the Blue Man Group did this, but I have no idea.
Hey man, play Vacation Quest. First game I made, and I tried to make it suck. While accept that it has clearly failed in being more of a failure than your crappy game, I do ask that you give it a look, to see what crappy games were like in 2003. kudos to you, friend!
Hahaha, you're a bastard, Alliance!!!!
Spoiler
The game quit on me for trying to talk to the ground.... How did I not complete this game first time?...
As for the Hamster Dance song, check out the original dance here
http://www.hampsterdance.com/classorig.html (http://www.hampsterdance.com/classorig.html).
Also did you know that the song was infact from Disney's Robin Hood, the Big bear guy (can't remember his name) sang it, and they just sped it up for the Hamster dance.
Haha this has made my day ;D
Quote from: Rix on Wed 08/08/2007 17:33:16
Haha this has made my day ;D
You're welcome.
Though, I welcome you all to try everything with everything. You might get some funny results.
Time for a NECROPOST! WHAHAHAHA!
Just bringing this up for the people who may have missed it.
This is why I'm going to make more games! With typos!
Quote from: Allianceâ,,¢ on Sun 13/04/2008 22:50:47
Time for a NECROPOST! WHAHAHAHA!
Just bringing this up for the people who may have missed it.
Okay, I don't even remember seeing you around the forums and then I read the latest entry of your blog and then I found something I really was surprised about. I'm on the list and this is what you said about me.
"-Rock Chick, who is a girl, rock lover, and AGS user. That's hot. If she's hot, I'd totally tap that."
Um......I'm flattered :o to say the least but I'm not that hot in real life, but I'm not that bad looking.
Quote from: rock_chick on Mon 14/04/2008 02:13:55
Okay, I don't even remember seeing you around the forums...
Ah, discrepencies. I switched my name, I'm Mr. Psychopath, remember? You asked me to help with your game, silly.
Wow, this thread's a bit awkward...but I just call 'em as I sees 'em on my blog, don't feel bad. ;)
Get a room, you guys ;)
Just the screenshot with twattymctwattwat saying "are you dead?" makes me chuckle!
Your blog is actually quite hilarious. Y'know, if you skip over the nerdy stuff :P