Silly short story (also a little NSFW)

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It's probably not the right place to post this, but whatever. I just wanted to start writing again.
So... Opinions? Onions? Anyone?


Death and Hymen

Once Death met a Hymen.
"How's it going?" - said Hymen. "Wasn't it you who saved that guy's life?"
"What guy? The one that killed you? Yes, it was me. I hope you're not having a grudge against me."
"Oh no, not at all. I just wanted to ask you one thing."
"What thing?"
"Is it true that you also control the Life? Not only take dead things away?"
Death took off her hood and turned out to be a young and bright little gigner girl. Bright meaning there was literally some sort of light emanating from her. She giggled.
"Yes, it is true."
"And that guy whose life you saved... Doesn't he now owe you one?"
"I guess so."
"So, how about returning a favour?" - Hymen asked.
"Oh, I think I know what you're talking about," - said Life, putting down her hood. It suddenly became way darker.
"Yeah. I know *exactly* what to do," - said Death and turned into the Death of Condoms.