OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE ANTI-CHRIST!
REPENT!!!
I guess we'll know if this is true tommorow :P
or if it is actually 616, nothing happens.
And to think I resisted posting about it!
Oh, and I thought it was 06/06/2006... :P
It's also the 62nd anniversary of allied landings in France (what is commonly known as "D-Day" - though all allied landings in WWII were called that).
Well thats something I can be proud of, D-DAY. this discussion is stupid, but I will defend its right to be stupid to the death.
Go free speech!
I'm spreading awareness about the anti-christ.
How to spot the anti-christ:
Spotting the anti-christ is relatively easy. Firstly you will need a pair of eyes, and a good sense of logic. Characteristics of the anti-christ may include (but aren't limited to): He has a long pointy nose, BIG eyes, and long sharp teeth and he goes RAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! He also has three heads so he should be pretty easy to spot.
Sometimes though he may disguise himself with a trenchcoat, fedora and moustache, but it is important that one is VIGILANT and not fooled by these disguises. If any of your friends spontaneously disappear with no apparent reason, it is likely because of the ANTI-CHRIST!!!
BE VIGILANT!!
So far all is well.
Though I did receive an email this morning. From myself...
QuoteSender: me
RE: 455
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969
The 969/666 thing was kinda bizarre, especially since it was sent from my account, to me, while I was asleep...
But, other than that it's just another average day.
Are you saying it should actually be 'look behind you, the anti-christ!'
is this the secret of monkey island?!" ;O
yeah it rained here too today
I'm super cereal here, guys. Today our currency, the rand, was R6,66 to the dollar.
Are you telling me that's coincidence, huh?
Quote from: Zor on Tue 06/06/2006 17:48:20
I'm super cereal here, guys.
Lemme guess, chocolate, right?
Anyway...
I made a calculation today, and the result was 666!!!! :o :o :o :o :'( :'(
The ultimate worst part about this day... No it's not the Antichrist, no it's not all the random occurences of the number 666... It's that a horrible "The Omen" remake comes out in theatres today. Seriously, why couldn't they have just rereleased the original?
But it has Julia Stiles in it! Someone we recognize from other movies! ¬¬
Wouldn't you have seen a re-release as a cash-in too?
A re-release wouldn't make as much money as this will.
If you want to see the original, rent it.
Steve, playing Devil's Advocate
(Oh dear, I just looked at rotten tomatoes.)
They're not making money. I was just given a 4 euro discount for the tickets... that'd mean 6 euros each... hmm...
Quote from: largopredator on Tue 06/06/2006 17:43:08
So far all is well.
Though I did receive an email this morning. From myself...
QuoteSender: me
RE: 455
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969
The 969/666 thing was kinda bizarre, especially since it was sent from my account, to me, while I was asleep...
Dude, you're not the only one. I too got an email from myself while I was sleeping. The only difference was, that my mail's topic was "57657" and the message was simply "5556". Is this creepy or what?
Other than that, I've been enjoying eating raw meat all day, as well as cutting satanic signs to my body with a knife.
I AM A CORPSE! I AM A CORPSE! I AM A CORPSE WITHOUT A SOUL!
I saw a guy with a devil beard today! :o
He may have also had a Devil's Haircut, but Beck never made clear what one of those looked like. :-\
Quote from: Helm on Tue 06/06/2006 19:15:40
I AM A CORPSE! I AM A CORPSE! I AM A CORPSE WITHOUT A SOUL!
I think we already knew that Helm. ;)
So... Julia Stiles is the Anti-Christ?
I also got a number email from myself, but I deleted it before opening it.
Nero's ghost returns to haunt us all?
what's the big deal about this 666 stuff? I mean, according to the bible, the rapture happens first and then the antichrist comes. I got a number email from some idiot saying "If you are a christian and you believe in god, forward this to 800 people or we will all die on 6/6/06!!"
Go figure.. ;D
Quote from: Petteri on Tue 06/06/2006 19:02:47
Quote from: largopredator on Tue 06/06/2006 17:43:08
NUMBER MAIL NO.1
NUMBER MAIL NO.2
Hey we should form a club.
Quotefrom: me
to: me
subject: 557
message: 969
Maybe those mail messages mean that you're going to die... :=
Isn't everybody?
I guess not recieving such e-mail means I'm immortal! I'll go try and jump out the window.
Tell me how that works out.
I suggest some of the following to send off this wonderful day in style! You can still make it!
Paradise Lost - Rotting Misery
Deicide - Satan Spawn, Caco-demon
Rotting Christ - The Small One on the Cross
Weakling - Cut their Grain and Place Fire Therein
Samael - Baphomet's Throne
Univers Zero - La Faulx
Goatwhore - Sacrament of Emptiness and Despair
Whitehouse - Erector
Incantation - Unheavenly Skies
Mercyful Fate - Into the Coven
Unholy - Neverending Day
Darkthrone - In the Shadow of the Horns
Immolation - Of Martyrs and Men
Profanatica - Raping of Angels
Nocturnus - Destroying the Manger
Burzum - Det Som En Gang Var
Worship - In the Name of Selfkrucifixion
Tiamat - Ancient Entity
Swans - I am The Sun
Venetian Snares - Befriend a Childkiller
Sarcafago - Christ's Death
Current 93 - Falling Back in Fields of Rape
Patty Waters - Black is the Colour of My True Love's Hair
Ripping Corpse - Anti-God
Miasma - Baphomet
Vital Remains -
Virgin Black - Walk Without Limbs
My Dying Bride - God is Alone
...it's not easy being the Devil.
Quote from: lo_res_man on Tue 06/06/2006 20:09:17
Isn't everybody?
I meant that I thought those people were going to die today :=
Quote from: Haddas on Tue 06/06/2006 20:19:57
Tell me how that works out.
Yeah... nothing happened, but it hurt a bloody lot
Toumas, how high was the window?
Quote from: yodaman11111 on Tue 06/06/2006 20:27:31
I meant that I thought those people were going to die today :=
Yodaman11111: Isn't everybody? [Laughs laugh of all consuming EVIL]
I got one of those silly number mails too. I am frightened.
Helm, I could play "I am the sun" by Dark Star instead?
Hmmm what were those lyrics... (Off the top of my head)
"Jesus was my age, when he got nailed;
yeah I'm coming back to you, I'm centrifugal,
I am the sun, I am the sun, I am.."
Erm.. I'll take a raincheck on that one.
Guess I'll play a Marilyn Manson song.
"God is in the TV. God is just a statistic."
Come again? You what? Gee I'm not doing too well here..
What's this? mushroomhead. Give it a spin.
"If it was up to me I'd free Charles Manson."
ooh very evil! Or sick.
I surprised even myself by never hearing of at least ONE band off Helm's list. :P
As there was no cataclismic event today, the best thing about it was probably seeing Omen! Anyone else take advantage of its unique selling point? :p Anyway I thought it was good! I'd recommend it! Maybe a little slow in places but still very good in those places. Some jumpy moments too!
But if you can explain to me why the hell they let a dog give birth in a hospital, my mind will be eased to rest :p
ANYWAY! 666 FEVER!!!!!!!11111111111
OM TEH G WE COULD STILL ALL GET OBLITERATED!1
Bush could be getting pissed tonight with Blair and...someone else important, they could still press the infamous red button...! Actually, Bush would just do that as a joke..
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(((Ã, Ã, )))))))))
we got set up the bomb :(
Goatwhore-best band name ever.
I'm rather fond of the artist known as "Cex". I just love going to the counter and saying to the assistant: "I'm looking for cex please"
(Off topic from an already pretty topic-less thread)
Quote from: lo_res_man on Tue 06/06/2006 21:01:10
Toumas, how high was the window?
High enough to scare a little hedgehog standing on an icicle singing the rubbertree song
QuoteGoatwhore-best band name ever.
Rotting Christ - best countrywide description of the UK i've ever heard.
Quote from: Tuomas on Tue 06/06/2006 22:18:08
Quote from: lo_res_man on Tue 06/06/2006 21:01:10
Toumas, how high was the window?
High enough to scare a little hedgehog standing on an icicle singing the rubbertree song
People, at Mittons, is Toumas normal in real life, or is he always like this?
And is the hair real?
Hurrah it's the 07/06/06 and I made it okay. Me and the anti-christ had a few drinks to celebrate.
Apart from the fact that we just started a calendar at no real point in time in the existance of earth, it's not really 6/6/06 and apart from the fact that it's not really 666 but 662006, I think I can sleep well (even though it's mid afternoon on 7/6/06 for me) What time zone does satan use anyway (or calendar for that matter) [this is one of the flaws in any dooms day bullshit]
It really happened in the year 6, on the 6/6 and our destruction of our planet started then, and it still goes on and we wont stop till it's all destroyed (although it will live on long after all humans are extinct)
I work as a checkout operator in a supermarket, and had a shift last night, when the weirdest thing happened:
Two of my customers of the night had a total bill that came to...wait for it...£6.66!
But that's not the strange part...
...the strange part is that neither of them commented on it or even raised a smile!
Gah, the people in my area are boring. >_<
So obviously I went home & sacrificed double the virgins I was going to.
I went to pick up some groceries the other day and the total came to 4.44 euros.. Because the smallest unit of currency used in supermarkets is 0.05 euro, it got rounded up to 4.45 euro.
I paid with a 10 euro bill, and received 5.55 in change.. I guess 666 would have been a natural next step, but it never happened.
Also, as the bible quotes (or, i memory-quoted it from an Iron Maiden song :P)
'Let men who have understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number. It's number is 666'
Now, in the olden days, people were often indicated with numbers to protect their identities from the church. it is believed that 666 is such a number indicating the one who is the antichrist, not an indication of when this will happen.
Quote from: Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_Beast_(numerology)]
Scholars who believe that the Book of Revelation refers to historical people and events argue that the number represents Nero. The value of “Neron Caesarâ€, written as (http://members.optusnet.com.au/~snderson/666.gif), “Nrwn Qsrâ€, using Hebrew letters with numerical values under the form of numerology called Gematria, is:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/e/4/7/e47cb2b4c9c508d22fb67801f3cfc038.png)
Some early texts of the Book of Revelation give the number as 616 instead of 666, which would represent the alternative Hebrew spelling, “Nrw Qsrâ€, based on the Latin form “Nero Caesarâ€:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/0/8/5/0855023c4aed54a21f033d39ba7a1202.png)
Ok and now the really shocking, really bizarre thing:
Yesterday, on 6/6/06 I went through my harddrive and I burned many, many DVDs with a program called "Nero." Coincidence? I think not.
:o
would you say you burned 666 dvds with a program called nero?
That makes it spookier
Yes ...uhhh... I think it was my 666th DVD that I burned.
Oh, my FRENCHTOASTING GOD!!! I just noticed how much space is left on my harddrive...
I beat Diablo yesterday in Diablo 2... ¬¬
http://www.lumpcity.co.uk/temp/screenie666.png
I really should start reading emails a bit more often, I guess.
Quote from: ManicMatt on Tue 06/06/2006 23:29:30
And is the hair real?
Hey >:(
which reminds me, on monday someone came to ask me in a bar if I was one of the Beatles and could give her my autograph. So I wrote <3 Ansku and John Lennon and she was happy!
But no, I guess we're all immortal since we didn't die! How cool is that?!
Nobody actually believes that yesterday was the day of the Antichrist... Or do they? It's just a "funny" observation. I personally still haven't heard of anyone saying "O NOES ITS TEH ANTICRAEST!!~!1!" and mean it yet, but I heard a lot of people having fun with that.
Yesterday I had to miss my Information Technology examination that would dictate whether I go to a university in my country or not, because of unexpected things that happened. Apparently, it was against the Devil's masterplan... I am honoured to say that has better plans for me. Hail Satan, your servant salutes you! \m/
Quote from: Wikipedia... members of the Church of Satan, the most organized Satanic group, reject this common association, as they do not actually believe in a being called "Satan,"
Interesting piece of trivia there.
Lavey and his so call church of satan are anything but devilworshippers. They're plastic-card-carrying rational egoists who desire to belong to some sekrit club and have sex with each other as if it's a big blaphsemous ritual. It's not. It's just old bald people having sex with each other every other saturday dressed in goat skins. They don't believe in Satan. They don't believe in anything other than fun.
Quote from: Guybrush Peepwood on Thu 08/06/2006 01:52:30
Nobody actually believes that yesterday was the day of the Antichrist... Or do they? It's just a "funny" observation. I personally still haven't heard of anyone saying "O NOES ITS TEH ANTICRAEST!!~!1!" and mean it yet, but I heard a lot of people having fun with that.
I heard the right wing psycho christians were pretty psyched about it... but no normal people believes that yesterday was the day of the Antichrist...
Surely 06/06/06 will just be the birth of the anti-christ. i doubt we'll hear much from him for the next 18 odd years, after which he'll probly win some lame-ass reality show about losers and start his reign of terror from there.
Seriously, it won't be yet. Who's going to fear a dude who still has to have his diaper changed?
Personally I'm just cheesed off that the dead aren't walking the earth yet, what with all the planning I've been doing recently.
Quote from: LimpingFish on Tue 06/06/2006 19:22:03
I saw a guy with a devil beard today! :o
He may have also had a Devil's Haircut, but Beck never made clear what one of those looked like.Ã, :-\
I hear the devil's haircut is actually a hell toupee.
Yes, that's all I have to say. Shut up.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/parenting/05/08/mothers.index/
according to this the US has a pretty bad infant mortality rate, also according to Pat Robertson the anti-christ is living in the US and is a jew. So if the anti-christ was born the other day, there is a chance it will die in a few weeks to a month.
THE ANTI-CHRIST IS HERE AND HE NEEDS CHANGING!
Ooh, who's a stinky Anti-Christ? Yes you are! Yes, you are! Goo goo gah gah!
We were calling a kid in my class a devil child because it was his birthday on 06/06/06!
You won't believe this, but here in TX, some dude was running up and down the aisles of Costco with a shirt with an upside down cross yelling, "SATAN RULES U ALL WILL DIE HAHAHA!" It's nice to know that whackos still exist in the world. :)
Quote from: TheCheese33 on Sat 17/06/2006 20:26:44It's nice to know that whackos still exist in the world. :)
Or attention seekers. ;)
Oh crap! There are 66 posts in this thread! We're all gonna die! The anti christ is cooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!! Actually, there are 67 now...
Quote from: Boney on Thu 08/06/2006 07:26:07
Quote from: Guybrush Peepwood on Thu 08/06/2006 01:52:30
Nobody actually believes that yesterday was the day of the Antichrist... Or do they? It's just a "funny" observation. I personally still haven't heard of anyone saying "O NOES ITS TEH ANTICRAEST!!~!1!" and mean it yet, but I heard a lot of people having fun with that.
I heard the right wing psycho christians were pretty psyched about it... but no normal people believes that yesterday was the day of the Antichrist...
That's not true. I know a few (and some very conservative), and nobody actually believed that. I suppose that
some people do believe it, it's just that they are the louder ones, as always.
As for the guy with the shirt, he's doing it for two reasons: fun, and attention. Satanists just don't go out screaming "/y s@t@n pWnz n00b!1!". The inverted cross is not a satanic symbol anyway, it originally symbolised Peter's crucifiction. And like it was said, it's logical to assume that Satan doesn't use any human symbols or calendars.
Behold and fear the worshippers of Satan! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2847850834867861438&q=haunted)