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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: The Almighty Metroid on Sat 11/10/2008 22:36:35

Title: A presidental Story:
Post by: The Almighty Metroid on Sat 11/10/2008 22:36:35
ok you get to make a thread about WHATEVER as long as it sticks to the topic of:
One day the president got bored and he...

I will end this tread with a big:
...and thats what the president got bored!

NOTHING inappropiate please?
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: BOYD1981 on Sat 11/10/2008 22:44:45
One day the president got bored and he... decided to start a stupid thread in gengen.
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Matti on Sun 12/10/2008 00:02:05
... soon the people were devided in stupid-thread-lovers and those fundamentalists, who draw a straight line between stupid and silly. As usual it all ended up in a new civil war...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: DanielH on Sun 12/10/2008 00:50:59
... trolling and flaming took over, devastating any threads the civil war touched...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Lionmonkey on Sun 12/10/2008 01:02:28
...and the worst thing was that both sides were so busy with eliminating each other, that they had no time left to spend in making games...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: TwinMoon on Sun 12/10/2008 11:55:03
...but from this rubble emerged a saviour: Captain Jones! and she...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: monkey0506 on Sun 12/10/2008 11:58:58
...exclaimed, "My word, it's the damned Internet"...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Eggie on Sun 12/10/2008 12:00:59
She then took up the mighty Blue Cup, the liquid from which grants SUPER MOD POWERS, and with the grace of a thousand angel cheerleaders in a human pyramid, brought about a mighty flood. After the devastation was suitably devastating...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: TwinMoon on Sun 12/10/2008 12:40:58
...annoyed, since people were paying more attention to the whole flood and civil war thing...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: DanielH on Sun 12/10/2008 12:55:02
...but the few who were listening were strict protestants living in the bible belt, who soon formed a lynch mob...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Eggie on Sun 12/10/2008 13:28:20
A David Lynch mob, to be exact, the rituals of which involve saying everything backwards and doing three hours of ritual radiator-staring every morning. David Lynch mobs are not very dangerous.
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: DanielH on Sun 12/10/2008 14:08:32
...Now knowing their weakness, the rabble of angry christians settled down to their porches with a glasss of lemonade. Meanwhile, on the internet...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Matti on Sun 12/10/2008 15:24:13
... the stupid threads enjoyed the greatest popularity ever, which caused...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Lionmonkey on Sun 12/10/2008 15:26:22
...people to start making documentaries about the Trolls V.S. Fundamentalists war, still not spending a minute in making games...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Ryan Timothy B on Sun 12/10/2008 15:31:21
...Games that would change the life of adventure gaming--but that damn president ruined it...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: TwinMoon on Sun 12/10/2008 15:33:57
... by shouting: "Respect my gayness!" and banning every documentary that wasn't about him being gay...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: InCreator on Sun 12/10/2008 15:52:48
...so the Great Observers from another galaxy decided that this little experiment has gone too far and prepared to step in...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Paper Carnival on Sun 12/10/2008 16:10:22
...in the guise of a forum member known as the notorious Paper Carnival, who...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Obi on Sun 12/10/2008 16:23:03
put the president into the hospital as he was dying. The president started to speak on his death bed "Do not Grieve...soon I shall be one with the matrix." He turned his head to his friend and said "Ultra Magnus it is to you old friend, I shall pass the matrix of leadership as it was passed to me." His friend replied "But President, I'm... I'm just a soldier... I'm not worthy." The president looked up at his friend and grasped on to his friend's hand for dear life and said "Nor was I, but one day a president will rise from our ranks and use the power of the matrix to light our darkest hour." The president very weak by this time started to open his chest, a most beautiful shiny object was inside glowing with amazingness. He started to take it out and began to speak once more. "Until that day, till all are one..." as he spoke he dropped the magnificent item towards the ground in weakness, his friend was able to pick it up and put it inside his chest. Not soon after this the beepy life support thing went out and the light slowly faded out of the president's eyes as he slowly turned to grey.

The End
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: DanielH on Sun 12/10/2008 16:36:45
...Yes, the end, said paper carnival, not expecting the war to last any longer, but that was not the case. The trolls prepared for a second attack, despite the great homosexual's death. Meanwhile, Paper Carnival realised 'the matrix' ploy was a practical joke- the president would never leave the control of the country to a straight man! No, another homosexual must follow in his tread. The beautiful shiny object would lead Paper Carnival to the true leader.. but where to start?
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Matti on Sun 12/10/2008 16:55:47
Paper Carnival went trough hundreds of gay forums and chats but how could he be sure, who of the fellow net users the true leader was? Then he had an idea:
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Lionmonkey on Sun 12/10/2008 17:00:33
..."Why don't I just stop wasting my time on this rip-offed subplot and start working on a game?"...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Obi on Sun 12/10/2008 17:05:33
and then this happened
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/primetrain.jpg)
THE END
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Akatosh on Sun 12/10/2008 17:11:22
...OF OUR COUNTRY CAN BE PREVENTED!", the relieved PC exclaimed in big, bold letters, for the positively fabulous robot that just stomped out a terror camp or some shit would clearly make a great president. Therefore...

( :P)
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Eggie on Sun 12/10/2008 17:16:42
...the world was restored to a state of peace under the mechanical gay thumb of it's new leader. The David Lynch mob crawled behind their radiators and were never seen again, the trolls exploded because they thought it would be funny and the people of the AGS community sat down to finally start working on their games...

The next game to be released was simply entitled A Presidental Story, it began thusly:
One day the president got bored and he...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Ryan Timothy B on Sun 12/10/2008 17:21:08
...put on a pink tutu and started to dance around the oval office...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: DanielH on Sun 12/10/2008 17:22:53
... to celebrate his retirement and endorse McCain. But...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: TwinMoon on Sun 12/10/2008 17:29:32
...Cheney got in, shot him, and said: "Oh God, I thought you were a deer!"
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Lionmonkey on Sun 12/10/2008 17:33:20
...which stated a zillion of flame wars all over the Internet, again, not letting people to work on games...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Obi on Sun 12/10/2008 17:43:03
and then this happened
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/primeworldexplode.jpg)
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: DanielH on Sun 12/10/2008 17:55:12
The combination of flame wars, the earth exploding, geaorge bush being shot and Optimus Prime produced an amount of awesome immesurable by today's standards, and the entire universe was completely disintigrated, lest anything so cool ever happen again.

     However, by freak chance, the universe...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Lionmonkey on Sun 12/10/2008 18:01:12
...was inside a
Quote from: Eggie on Sun 12/10/2008 17:16:42
game

by
Quote from: Eggie on Sun 12/10/2008 17:16:42
the people of the AGS community
...
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: The Almighty Metroid on Sun 12/10/2008 18:22:33
AND THATS WHAT THE PRESIDENT DID WHEN HE GOT BORED!!!  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
TEH END!!!
And thanks for a wonder full thread!
KEEP IT UP AND LOOK FOR WHAT HAPPENS WHEN: The Pirates of the Carribean got Bored.
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: Obi on Sun 12/10/2008 18:29:46
And Morgan Freeman said onto Prime "Prime, I shall always be your father."
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/primemorgan.jpg)
THE MOTHER FUCKING END
Title: Re: A presidental Story:
Post by: DanielH on Sun 12/10/2008 18:39:42
That's it. Morgan -goddamn- Freeman. Nothing could ever exist out side that, that is such a phenomenal amount of awesome nothing, not even basic atoms could exist- the coolness tears and rips the fabric of the universe apart, and becomes a colossal black hole, in which all matter falls. The entire universe is compacted and compressed by the great amount of awesome into a gravitational singularity, from which nothing can come. The universe has ended, and Morgan Freeman is Optimus Prime's dad.

The End,

and let any further attempts to ressurect this story be doomed to failure.

(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/8060.png)