ok you get to make a thread about WHATEVER as long as it sticks to the topic of:
One day the president got bored and he...
I will end this tread with a big:
...and thats what the president got bored!
NOTHING inappropiate please?
One day the president got bored and he... decided to start a stupid thread in gengen.
... soon the people were devided in stupid-thread-lovers and those fundamentalists, who draw a straight line between stupid and silly. As usual it all ended up in a new civil war...
... trolling and flaming took over, devastating any threads the civil war touched...
...and the worst thing was that both sides were so busy with eliminating each other, that they had no time left to spend in making games...
...but from this rubble emerged a saviour: Captain Jones! and she...
...exclaimed, "My word, it's the damned Internet"...
She then took up the mighty Blue Cup, the liquid from which grants SUPER MOD POWERS, and with the grace of a thousand angel cheerleaders in a human pyramid, brought about a mighty flood. After the devastation was suitably devastating...
...annoyed, since people were paying more attention to the whole flood and civil war thing...
...but the few who were listening were strict protestants living in the bible belt, who soon formed a lynch mob...
A David Lynch mob, to be exact, the rituals of which involve saying everything backwards and doing three hours of ritual radiator-staring every morning. David Lynch mobs are not very dangerous.
...Now knowing their weakness, the rabble of angry christians settled down to their porches with a glasss of lemonade. Meanwhile, on the internet...
... the stupid threads enjoyed the greatest popularity ever, which caused...
...people to start making documentaries about the Trolls V.S. Fundamentalists war, still not spending a minute in making games...
...Games that would change the life of adventure gaming--but that damn president ruined it...
... by shouting: "Respect my gayness!" and banning every documentary that wasn't about him being gay...
...so the Great Observers from another galaxy decided that this little experiment has gone too far and prepared to step in...
...in the guise of a forum member known as the notorious Paper Carnival, who...
put the president into the hospital as he was dying. The president started to speak on his death bed "Do not Grieve...soon I shall be one with the matrix." He turned his head to his friend and said "Ultra Magnus it is to you old friend, I shall pass the matrix of leadership as it was passed to me." His friend replied "But President, I'm... I'm just a soldier... I'm not worthy." The president looked up at his friend and grasped on to his friend's hand for dear life and said "Nor was I, but one day a president will rise from our ranks and use the power of the matrix to light our darkest hour." The president very weak by this time started to open his chest, a most beautiful shiny object was inside glowing with amazingness. He started to take it out and began to speak once more. "Until that day, till all are one..." as he spoke he dropped the magnificent item towards the ground in weakness, his friend was able to pick it up and put it inside his chest. Not soon after this the beepy life support thing went out and the light slowly faded out of the president's eyes as he slowly turned to grey.
The End
...Yes, the end, said paper carnival, not expecting the war to last any longer, but that was not the case. The trolls prepared for a second attack, despite the great homosexual's death. Meanwhile, Paper Carnival realised 'the matrix' ploy was a practical joke- the president would never leave the control of the country to a straight man! No, another homosexual must follow in his tread. The beautiful shiny object would lead Paper Carnival to the true leader.. but where to start?
Paper Carnival went trough hundreds of gay forums and chats but how could he be sure, who of the fellow net users the true leader was? Then he had an idea:
..."Why don't I just stop wasting my time on this rip-offed subplot and start working on a game?"...
and then this happened
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/primetrain.jpg)
THE END
...OF OUR COUNTRY CAN BE PREVENTED!", the relieved PC exclaimed in big, bold letters, for the positively fabulous robot that just stomped out a terror camp or some shit would clearly make a great president. Therefore...
( :P)
...the world was restored to a state of peace under the mechanical gay thumb of it's new leader. The David Lynch mob crawled behind their radiators and were never seen again, the trolls exploded because they thought it would be funny and the people of the AGS community sat down to finally start working on their games...
The next game to be released was simply entitled A Presidental Story, it began thusly:
One day the president got bored and he...
...put on a pink tutu and started to dance around the oval office...
... to celebrate his retirement and endorse McCain. But...
...Cheney got in, shot him, and said: "Oh God, I thought you were a deer!"
...which stated a zillion of flame wars all over the Internet, again, not letting people to work on games...
and then this happened
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/primeworldexplode.jpg)
The combination of flame wars, the earth exploding, geaorge bush being shot and Optimus Prime produced an amount of awesome immesurable by today's standards, and the entire universe was completely disintigrated, lest anything so cool ever happen again.
However, by freak chance, the universe...
AND THATS WHAT THE PRESIDENT DID WHEN HE GOT BORED!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
TEH END!!!
And thanks for a wonder full thread!
KEEP IT UP AND LOOK FOR WHAT HAPPENS WHEN: The Pirates of the Carribean got Bored.
And Morgan Freeman said onto Prime "Prime, I shall always be your father."
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/primemorgan.jpg)
THE MOTHER FUCKING END
That's it. Morgan -goddamn- Freeman. Nothing could ever exist out side that, that is such a phenomenal amount of awesome nothing, not even basic atoms could exist- the coolness tears and rips the fabric of the universe apart, and becomes a colossal black hole, in which all matter falls. The entire universe is compacted and compressed by the great amount of awesome into a gravitational singularity, from which nothing can come. The universe has ended, and Morgan Freeman is Optimus Prime's dad.
The End,
and let any further attempts to ressurect this story be doomed to failure.
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