Giveaway! Steaming pile of Steam keys (GAME OVER)

[Roy Lazarovich]

Thank you everyone who've participated, the giveaway is now over.

So, it would seem my great greed at LimpingFish's holiday giveaway has earned me a few cra... uh... interesting titles? and before I claim them into my, now respectable, steam library, I wanted to give a chance for other people to claim them, sort of giving something bad back to the community.

So if anyone is interested, the following gems are up for grabs:

Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta - Episode 1 - Gold Edition
Time Ramesside
Day One: Garry's Incident
Guise Of The Wolf
Bad Rats

To claim one, all you have to do is reply to this topic with one of the statements below, only if it wasn't stated before, and only if it's true in your case:

"I have not killed more then 6 people in the last 15 minutes"
"I have never written the word Shyzelbarngel before now"
"In my entire life up until this point, I have breathed at least one(1) molecule of oxygen"
"I did not, nor do I plan to in the next six months, eat a planet"
"ERROR: statement[5] doesn't exist, arrays are zero-based"

Once you reply, I will throw a six-sided dice at a horse and use the result in a very complicated computer algorithm (that uses cryptic keywords like var and if) to determine the game you have won and PM you the key.

EDIT:

Since there are only two keys left, please also write the first letter of the game you are interested in, as follows:
For Garry's Incident, write: G
For Guise Of The Wolf, write: G

Good luck!

[Stupot]

"I have never written the word Shyzelbarngel before now"

If fact, I still haven't. That was copy-pasted

[Roy Lazarovich]

"I have never written the word Shyzelbarngel before now"

If fact, I still haven't. That was copy-pasted

Congratulations! a key is waiting in your inbox
Feel free to give another statement in 20.3 hours if you'd like

And never write Shyzelbarngel again!

[Radiant]

"In my entire life up until this point, I have breathed at least one(1) molecule of oxygen"

Interested in Ibn Babutta.

[Roy Lazarovich]

"In my entire life up until this point, I have breathed at least one(1) molecule of oxygen"

Interested in Ibn Babutta.

The gods are in your favor (or are they?), expect Ibn Battuta in your PM box in a few seconds, you oxygen breathing freak

[Danvzare]

"I have not killed more then 6 people in the last 15 minutes"

Which is true. Even in video game format.

[Roy Lazarovich]

"I have not killed more then 6 people in the last 15 minutes"

Which is true. Even in video game format.

Congrats Danvzare and thanks for being humane.
If you are reading this, your brand new steam key has already been deposited in your PM box, it's encrypted, and the password is: Shyzelbarngel

[Stupot]

Unfortunately, the game I got, Time Ramesside, was already activated, so I'm gonna try again.

I did not, nor do I plan to in the next six months, eat a planet.

Oh and: G

[Roy Lazarovich]

Unfortunately, the game I got, Time Ramesside, was already activated, so I'm gonna try again.

I did not, nor do I plan to in the next six months, eat a planet.

Oh and: G

Hey Stupot+, I've reimbursed you with two shiny new games, check out your inbox.