I think this essay (which is supposedly real) will speak for itself. Just to warn the views of this site.. there is some adult content.
Poorly Written Essay
(http://albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1)
Meh, I've seen worst reviews.*
Is your teacer a doctor? With the red crosses and all.
*I saw a report of a friend of mine. The teacher wrote that is was the worst report he saw in years. And he thought is was copied, but it wasn't. (I think that was the motivation of the teacher's bad review)
Well, if you did write that, you were sort of asking for most of it. But I DO get a kick of seeing a teacher write "Page is to big". Whoops! So long, credibility, nice to have met you!
She didn't write that.... ::)
Its an essay thats been around on the net for awhile. It's pretty funny if its true. I love the third page. I might try that.
The very first essay I wrote at university was the one I had the most fun with, and I got full marks on it, too. It was entitled "The Athenians: Hypocrites, or Just Plain Liars?".
It was wonderful. Nothing like this one, but wonderful just the same.
I have a feeling I am missing something by not knowing that baseball(?) player, and how he is connected to Oedipus.
I truly had an english teacher who used to grade according to the length of the essay. The only thing she checked was if it was reasonably long, and it was divided into paragraphs. If so, she gave the generic 9/12. I used to start out normal, and then start writing song lyrics (there are some songs that translate very nicely into essays). She never noticed. I feel sorry for her- I don't think she knew English properly.
Mr. Freeman, eh? Better look that guy up. I mean, it can't be that many who's named Freeman?
Yeah i didnt write that, if i did.. i wouldnt have put it up on the internet. Anyway, good call on the "This page is to big".
Lol, that is horribly funny! It really shows the true nature of written essays, though: just a pile bullshit sentences clumped together!
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"He told them thats they were dissin' him so he grabbed his 12 sided double dildo and left town."
... What?
It's not even funny. The guy wasn't being condescending in a smart way, he was just using big naughty words to get a laugh. What IS funny, is that the teacher didn't just throw it out to begin with.
If you want a silly paper, read the one I did on early-economics: "Economics: to Agree or Not to Agree, That is the Paradox" (http://www.sitesled.com/members/aedmark/essay.doc)
Basically, my argument poses that all other economic theories were wrong because they don't agree with the one I chose.
Despite it's poor grammer, wordy sentences, and, most likely, spelling errors... It got an A!
That got a 61%?!?!?!?! World's easiest marker.
It was okay. Not really gutbustingly funny.
This is better: http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/chemistry.asp
Funny, funny stuff.