another AGS!!?!??!?!?!

Started by PsychicHeart, Wed 25/05/2005 06:55:28

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PsychicHeart

i have seen a truck with the title 'AGS'. gaaackkk!! goorkkkkkK!!!
o wait, now that i think about it, there are a lot of AGS titles.
AGS gas/electricity(aus)
That truck that had AGS spelt on it.
I think i remember a servo called AGS.
at any lengths.... gaccckkKK!
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Gilbert

Argh, don't let me post this link ever again.

edmundito

I thought we were the American Goat Society. Man! I've been posting in the wrong forum!!  ??? >:(

Rui 'Trovatore' Pires

*stares at netmonkey*

So, the Media Manager Plugin was for the goats to manage... what? Their milk?
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Gilbert

Actually similar threads had been played to death many times during these few years, and it's no surprise since AGS is such a common Acronym (well you'll find at least 84 when you fire up Acronym Finder).
However, I'm now all for it!

Meowster

#5
Oh my god ha ha imagine getting a gas bill from ags electricity ha ha gakkkk ha you would be all like chris jones is charging for gas now?? wtf??? how did he get my billing information?? like my address and my credit card number??? and then you'd be like oh right duhhhh uhhhhh lucky that is actually a legit electricity and gas company!!!! oh my god ha ha i wish that would actually happen because it would rock ha ha.

but then you would go outside and see a truck with ags on it and be like ahhh, no way chris drives a truck now with betas of ags in it and then you would be back to square one. it could be like a tv show. like mrs bucket the way she always hosts a dinner party someplace and it is always a distaster WHOOPS I SPOILED THE ENDING OF EVERY EPISODE EVER.

PsychicHeart

I've played the following scenario in my head. Okay, here is the scene, you go to an AGS electrical store.
Cast:
Larry
Clerk of AGS Electrical
Teenager
Manager of AGS Electrical

ACT 1
(larry looks at the sign on the building)
Larry: AGS? WTF? I thought... nah couldn't be.... hmmm.
(larry goes inside)
Clerk: Hello sir, welcome to AGS
Larry: AGS? But... isn't that a trucking company... and a goat society... and most importantly, a game program???
Clerk: ummm... excuse me?
Larry:Ugh.. hey you! Teenager, come over here!
Teenager: Huh? Whadadfugga ya wan me fa ya looza?
Larry: Do you know any other AGS?
Teenager: I dunno whyda askkk meee. Ouhhh i think i should lie down.
Clerk: I can take you to the manager.
Larry: CJ? In person? Really?
Clerk: Who's CJ?
Larry: You know, Chris Jones? The creator of AGS?
Clerk: Uhh.. I'll take you to the manager.

ACT 2
( in the manager's office )
Manager: Hello young sir.
Larry: Yeah cut the crap CJ i know it's you.
Manager: Ah, the clerk told me about this "CJ" character. Now, who is he?
Larry: CHRISFUCKINGJONES!!!!
Manager:I'll call security.

ACT 3
(Outside AGS)
Larry: You can't silence me forever. I'll be back. And then AGS Game Studio will be the only AGS dammit!
Clerk: Y'know, there's a mental institution right over there.
Larry: AaaggghhhhH!!!!!
Clerk: Umm... are you ok?
Larry: Just you wait. I'll eliminate all other AGS. One by one.
Larry; HAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
(Larry goes off in the distance)

THE END
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Gilbert

Well, in that case are you going to eliminate all the other Chris Jones?

PsychicHeart

jeeeeeez,
how many parents would call their kid Chris Jones?
It boggles the mind.
I mean, there could be a 4year old girl with a last name of Speares and a first name of Britney. Like i said, it boggles the mind.
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Mr Jake

well, both Chris and Jones are quite common names in the UK.

Babar

#10
The newer version of the Star wars Gangsta rap flash has 2 characters on the loading screen who bear uncanny resemblance to Evil and Pumaman. They are both head-bobbing, in a threatening manner. Am I the only one who sees a conspiracy here? :=
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Quote from: Yutzster on Wed 25/05/2005 08:02:53
Oh my god ha ha imagine getting a gas bill from ags electricity ha ha gakkkk ha you would be all like chris jones is charging for gas now?? wtf??? how did he get my billing information?? like my address and my credit card number??? and then you'd be like oh right duhhhh uhhhhh lucky that is actually a legit electricity and gas company!!!! oh my god ha ha i wish that would actually happen because it would rock ha ha.

but then you would go outside and see a truck with ags on it and be like ahhh, no way chris drives a truck now with betas of ags in it and then you would be back to square one. it could be like a tv show. like mrs bucket the way she always hosts a dinner party someplace and it is always a distaster WHOOPS I SPOILED THE ENDING OF EVERY EPISODE EVER.

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Mr Flibble

Quote from: netmonkey on Wed 25/05/2005 07:29:03
I thought we were the American Goat Society.

Wait, you mean we aren't?
Ah! There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling!

Pumaman

Quote from: Flukeblake on Wed 25/05/2005 09:49:18
jeeeeeez,
how many parents would call their kid Chris Jones?
It boggles the mind.

OMG, are you dissing my mom???

Ishmael

Quote from: Pumaman on Wed 25/05/2005 18:50:12
Quote from: Flukeblake on Wed 25/05/2005 09:49:18
jeeeeeez,
how many parents would call their kid Chris Jones?
It boggles the mind.

OMG, are you dissing my mom???

You're in BIG trouble now :=
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Pumaman

Quote from: Hotspot on Wed 25/05/2005 22:41:08
(I heard she is easy)

True, but she told me that after you she had to go and get a Big Mac to get some real pleasure.

edmundito


PsychicHeart

uh no what i meant was...
umm....
errr....
uhhh....
hey look, it's superman
(CJ looks in the sky)
CJ: hey wtf? hey, blake, come back here dammit!
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