Ahoy, lubbers!
Today is talk like a pirate day - get some grog and change your name to something piraty, or should we keelhaul you?
The mighty pirates
Cat o' nine tails
Captain Bloodbeer
Whambrush Threepwood
Black Tom Rackham
LeWonk
└» Arrrrrrj0n Peepw00d«┘
Bogggdan Yarrr
The Sea Cow
PegLegFish
Jolly Roger
TreasureTabby
ShiverMeTimbers!
Ahoyi there, ye landswabbers, do ye want a cracker, or do ye prefer to taste me scurvy!?
I want to be a pirate!
Arrr ye yellow-bellied sea dogs! Git yer grog on and swab tha decks!
Edit:
Quote from: Captain Bloodbeer on Mon 19/09/2011 08:33:08
Ahoyi there, ye landswabbers.
Matey! What be a landswabber?
Next: Talk like a drug dealer day and talk like a nurse day. Funds for talk like a serial killer day ran out, sorry.
btw, did pirates really talk that way or is it just some fiction spread way too much?
After searching vast oceans and desert shores, I did be-chance upon this (http://ask.metafilter.com/8349/Pirate-Accents) treasure. A tale of daring buccaneering be it!
Yesterday was Talk Like a Ninja day. It was very quiet.
Anyhoo!
Arrrrrr! It be contract signin' day! I hope me pirate talk isn't goin' t' cause a problem with me future employers.
Arrrrrrrr, bilge rats!
Mind if I fired me bluecup through your porthole?
Drink up, me hearties!
(http://www.freewebs.com/arj0n/grog.png)
Quote from: Black Tom Rackham on Mon 19/09/2011 09:08:48
Matey! What be a landswabber?
It's a swabbie pretending to be a landlubber. Or the other way around'o.
Quote from: └» Arrrrrrj0n Peepw00d«┘ on Mon 19/09/2011 10:34:59
(http://www.freewebs.com/arj0n/grog.png)
Yarr... is it filled filled with rum? If so I will rob ya'! O:
Quote from: Bogdan on Mon 19/09/2011 12:29:45
Yarr... is it filled filled with rum? If so I will rob ya'! O:
To 'ell with you, we'll feed ye to the sharks, ye mutinous parrot... To the poop deck!!
Avast, mateys! Here be some magikal picterrrs for ye to gaze upon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw&feature=player_detailpage
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=os5TXyJlEMc
Ney, don't ye be takin' a swig from that scurvy Arrrrjon!
His mug be BLACK, the colour of DEATH!
Try from this, more pleasantly shaded vessel:
(http://i51.tinypic.com/no8o76.png)
Quote from: LeWonk on Mon 19/09/2011 13:27:30
Ney, don't ye be takin' a swig from that scurvy Arrrrjon!
His mug be BLACK, the colour of DEATH!
Try from this, more pleasantly shaded vessel:
(http://i51.tinypic.com/no8o76.png)
Aye, that's quite a mug ye got thar, but what ye need is a good blue scabbard or I'll crush your skulls between me thighs!!
Want a cracker?
Ahoy, today is the one magical day of the year when my name makes sense.
Quote from: └» Arrrrrrj0n Peepw00d«┘ on Mon 19/09/2011 14:25:44
You. Pants Off. Now!
Avast, bilge rat, I'm a lady! Ye better drop your anchor in another lagoon!
Quote from: Cat o' nine tails on Mon 19/09/2011 16:29:22
Quote from: └» Arrrrrrj0n Peepw00d«┘ on Mon 19/09/2011 14:25:44
You. Pants Off. Now!
Avast, bilge rat, I'm a lady! Ye better drop your anchor in another lagoon!
Arrr! darlin’, before ya know I fire me cannon through yer porthole!
And don't even think 'bout gimme the 'talk to the claw' cap'n Furball...
Arrr! I'll be on the poopdeck, lookin' at the cap'ns log!
Quote from: The Sea Cow on Mon 19/09/2011 16:38:42
Arrr! I'll be on the logdeck, lookin' at the cap'ns poop!
har har har
Quote from: └» Arrrrrrj0n Peepw00d«┘ on Mon 19/09/2011 16:41:13
Quote from: The Sea Cow on Mon 19/09/2011 16:38:42
Arrr! I'll be on the logdeck, lookin' at the cap'ns poop!
har har har
Arr. I'd say I seen what ye did thar, lad. But with me two eye patches, I don' see much these days. (Damn that parrot o' mine).
Quote from: The Sea Cow on Mon 19/09/2011 16:46:12
Quote from: └» Arrrrrrj0n Peepw00d«┘ on Mon 19/09/2011 16:41:13
Quote from: The Sea Cow on Mon 19/09/2011 16:38:42
Arrr! I'll be on the logdeck, lookin' at the cap'ns poop!
har har har
Arr. I'd say I seen what ye did thar, lad. But with me two eye patches, I don' see much these days. (Damn that parrot o' mine).
Avast Ye! Curse that blabber parrot o' yours!
One day I'll let him fly the plank, give 'm a closer look at Chris Jones's Locker!
Arrr.
...
I mean...ARRR! I'm a...pirate. I guess. What be...happenin'?
...
Quote from: The Sea Cow on Mon 19/09/2011 16:38:42
Arrr! I'll be on the poopdeck, lookin' at the cap'ns log!
Good luck to ya'! Harr! I'll be eating scurvy and puppies at the time. Anyone wants to join? Yarrr!!!1
Quote from: Bogggdan Yarrr on Mon 19/09/2011 17:02:06
Quote from: The Sea Cow on Mon 19/09/2011 16:38:42
Arrr! I'll be on the poopdeck, lookin' at the cap'ns log!
Good luck to ya'! Harr! I'll be eating scurvy and puppies at the time. Anyone wants to join? Yarrr!!!1
Got fried peglegfish?
Arrrr! Will be there one place for another old salt?
Quote from: └» Arrrrrrj0n Peepw00d«┘ on Mon 19/09/2011 17:05:18
Got fried peglegfish?
We are out of peglegfishes, some laddie named Arrrrrrrrrj0n ate all of 'em.
Hey, you know him? If you see him, tell him THAT I HAVE SOME FREE LIMPING FISH ON THE POOPDECK!
Yarrrrrr!
Oh Cat, no keehlhaul, please :o (It will wash all the dirt off)
I try t' be rrrattlin' on like a pirrrate therrreferrr I got me a new trrranslation-tool (http://www.capstrat.com/go/pirate/) ;)
(http://www.gifex.de/animierte_gifs/schatztruhen/animierte-gifs-schatztruhen-11.gif)
Let's be makin' a little parrrty, grrrog a bit rrrum and searrrch ferrr a morrre trrreasurrres - hiiiya!
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/auntb93/Emoticons/pirates.gif)
Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! ... Wait! .... Did I really post this one? (http://www.smilie-harvester.de/smilies/Girl-Power/girl50.gif)
YARRR BRING ON THE WENCHES AND GROG, YA SCALLIWAGS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-8Uo1j0AiA)
...
LEST YE BE KEELHAULED! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw&feature=related)
Yarrrr! It's not that tharrr I ne'd trrranslatorrr t' be flappin' on pirrratese, but 'tis a fun thin' , thanks TrrreasurrreTabby ;D
Quote from: TreasureTabby on Mon 19/09/2011 17:56:07
Oh Cat, no keehlhaul, please :o (It will wash all the dirt off)
I try t' be rrrattlin' on like a pirrrate therrreferrr I got me a new trrranslation-tool (http://www.capstrat.com/go/pirate/) ;)
Let's be makin' a little parrrty, grrrog a bit rrrum and searrrch ferrr a morrre trrreasurrres - hiiiya!
Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! ... Wait! .... Did I really post this one? (http://www.smilie-harvester.de/smilies/Girl-Power/girl50.gif)
Arrrr, can't join. Cap'n Brat errrrrr Cat won't let me drop anchorrrrr in the lagoon she's roamin'! Otherwise I face flogging. Ye know, the Cat o'nine tails. *SPIT*
But hey, to Arrr is PIRATE!
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
Ahoy! â€" The Sea Cow already found a treasure (but lost one of his two eye patches) - harr, harr, harrrr! ;D
Arrr, that's cool music Shiverrr! - (http://www.gifex.de/animierte_gifs/piraten/animierte-gifs-piraten-3.gif)
Aye Arrrrrrj0n! I heard rumors, that she already crushed seventeen men's skulls between her thighs, too! :o
Quote from: TreasureTabby on Mon 19/09/2011 21:15:59
Ahoy! â€" The Sea Cow already found a treasure (but lost one of his two eye patches) - harr, harr, harrrr! ;D
Ahoy! Thankyee for noticin' one o' me eyes got all better. Aye, it did. Me eye, that is... er, that be, I mean.
And I whipped up that looty findin', booty grindin' cow on me lunch break. Glad ye like it.
Arrr, I be...stabbin' you with me cutlass.
...
Arrr?
istaag ama waan ku tooganayaa!
How to talk like a pirate (http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/09/talk-pirate-native-somali)
They should be shot in the face with a double barreled shotgun. Just saying'.
Once on the history channel they had a special about pirates. According to them real pirates didn't go around saying AAARRR all the time. Then again these are the same people who say the pyramids and stonehenge may have been built by UFOs so...
Avast ye scurvy scalawag! Whadaya mean real pirates don't go AAARRR?!?
Man, I need to get me a pirate hat...
If I remember correctly Treasure Island was the template for all subsequent pirate themed fiction and pirate characters. We should ask R. L. Stevenson where did he get his ideas for pirate mannerisms.
Maybe he just made everything up? ???
Because everyone knows in reality pirates behave more like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEqvBcPv6gI