Hey guys,
I've been thinking about it, and I'm curious about the prospect of becoming a male escort. Building up my body, and then hiring it out to women for a night of intellectual and physical intamacy... What do you think??
I think this plan has lots of potential. I have professional photos, that make me look like a ralph lauren model. And I'm reasonably worldly and sophisticated. Also according to my EX I am very good in bed, she always teased that she would hire me out for money. Funny thing is despite the amount of positives she tells me I have, she still dumped me...
Male Escort what do you think... I think its a winner.
But I'd like some opinions.
Love Kandyman...
(I'd 100% be advertising myself as a "hetrosexual" male escort.)
Hehe, You have the right nick name "Kandyman" ;) . I can see the ads now "Hey girl! Want some sugar? Call the Kandyman 1-800-KANDY4U."
Quote from: RickJ on Wed 05/01/2005 16:26:58
Hehe, You have the right nick name "Kandyman" ;) . I can see the ads now "Hey girl! Want some sugar? Call the Kandyman 1-800-KANDY4U."
hehe, that's a good one.
Anyway, I think that's a little lame, being a escort guy and stuff. But It's your choice.
I did it for a few years back in my early 20's ... it was fun for awhile, but then it just gets old.
Eventually you need more than just 1 night stands.
Quote from: KANDYMAN-IAC on Wed 05/01/2005 15:58:37
And I'm reasonably worldly and sophisticated.
Somehow my idea of a reasonably worldly and sophisticated person doesn't match with someone who would post an idea like this on a forum about point&click adventures.
(http://cine.hispavista.com/imagenes/aagigo2.jpg)
This sounds a lot like a rebound thing...If your feel bad about yourself and all that, I'm not sure what to do, but doing this deal probably will just screw things up more....
Heh, well you best be packing something good down 'there' or I doubt it will work out for long. Best of luck Kandy. ;)
You do know what stds and ugly chicks are?
Quote from: RickJ on Wed 05/01/2005 16:26:58
Hehe, You have the right nick name "Kandyman" ;) . I can see the ads now "Hey girl! Want some sugar? Call the Kandyman 1-800-KANDY4U."
;D I don't know why that was so funny, but it was!
Quote from: KANDYMAN-IAC on Wed 05/01/2005 15:58:37
Male Escort what do you think... I think its a winner.
But I'd like some opinions.
Think of the ugliest, most repulsive woman you've ever seen. Now imagine her rubbing her naked sweaty body all over you. Now imagine having to pretend to enjoy it. But then, you'd just be doing it for the money, right?
:P
hmmmmmm yesssssss....
i see. all possible, i guess. but male escorts get to advertise themselves how they see fit. And a lot of them tend to advertise themselves for date purposes quite alot. Apparently there is a large enough market for renting a one night partner for a work associated dinner, or just personal evening... who is then payed to pleasure you after.
in a way reminds me of how i was in my last relationship...
You should see the now classic movie "Midnight Cowboy":
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/midnightcowboy.jpg)
Most man-whores are by men, for men.
TRUE... but not all... and there is a market for man whores for women...
identifable because they "don't" come in the pink container
...You're serious?
Oh well, I guess it's got better benefits than just being a plain, old-fashioned slut. :\
Quote from: Evil on Wed 05/01/2005 19:42:11
Heh, well you best be packing something good down 'there' or I doubt it will work out for long. Best of luck Kandy. ;)
Oh, he'll "be packing something good down 'there'", alright.... once he gets some STDs, of course.
You should head to New York, lotta rich women back there...
Quote from: modgeulator on Fri 07/01/2005 07:57:54
You should head to New York, lotta rich women back there...
thats a long commute towork from Austrailia :P
OK Kandy, this is for your own good.
http://www.matureadulteress.net/index.php
(try looking at this site when you're not horny, err, a friend told me)
Yes, it is true! Not only do I frequent these sites, i also am the cute guy's hand on the second pic.
Those of weak heart do not open, your relative could be there!
C.
Czar, I freaking hate you. I'm sending you the bill for the vomit-covered keyboard in front of me.
Is that even legal?
--Erwin
This thread would be so much more interesting if it said "Becoming a Male Escort... (Tutorial)" in the topic
Oh my....... that is quite disturbing.....
LOL John, you fuck! (No pun intended :D)
I knew this girl called Lynnie - man she was hot, but she had the personality of a brick. That's not necessarily you, but she later went on to become a female escort. She said to me at one point that she'd slept with 30 people and never caught an STD. That really something to brag about?? I hear it's good money, but what exactly are the perks for someone who perhaps isn't quite as sex obsessed as Lynnie? Not many.
In my opinion, you're better than an escort, dude. Rob a bank instead.
:P
(sheepish looks around the room)...
Ok, I may not be whore material. I am not sex obsessed for starters...
I guess the concept of money and being wanted by somebody was just very appealing...
Thank you MODS, and I thought that was a very humorous response... and also cut through a lot of shit. :) thank you.
I just want to be friggen wanted... it would be nice. (I spose its nicer to be wanted by someone you want as well.)
....
PS. I emailed a bunch of Male Escorts, so with the limited answers most of them gave I could write a tutorial I guess... mmmm maybe.
Quote from: KANDYMAN-IAC on Wed 05/01/2005 15:58:37
Also according to my EX I am very good in bed
All short men are good in bed, it's a known fact. Dwarves are the best lovers in the world, with the possible exception of really big-nosed people.
Why are short men better lovers?? Are you saying something about my manhood??
(also being a prostitute is legalised in australia)
Quote from: Andail on Thu 13/01/2005 11:17:12
Quote from: KANDYMAN-IAC on Wed 05/01/2005 15:58:37
Also according to my EX I am very good in bed
All short men are good in bed, it's a known fact. Dwarves are the best lovers in the world, with the possible exception of really big-nosed people.
\^_^/ Hooray!