Wheeee I'm old!

[BruisedWeasel]

Aw, I can't believe I missed your birthday. Well, happy 22nd birthday. I'm sure the day was bright with promise, and you felt you could rule this world if only you had the sexy bitches and the cool world-ruler toolkit.

But by now, I'm certain the darkness of your situation has hit, and you realise your destined for nothing but to be chained up to some ugly skank who married you for citizenship. You've certainly realised nothing you've invented in your mind will ever be profitable (who the hell would want an automatic beer drinking machine?) And so, you are no doubt spending more and more time clouding your head with online bear/leather pr0n.

I would add in that you're now going to delude yourself into believing the point-and-click adventure game genre isn't dead, but it seems you've already been doing that for quite a few years.

Welcome, my boy, to 22. May the lust for your childhood icons not eat up your paycheck.

(This, by the way, is how you make posts that are more than 1 or 2 lines long, oh silly repliers to this thread.)