20 Classic Simpsons Quotes

[Kinoko]

Sideshow Bob is voiced by Kelsey Grammer (Frasier Crane)
His brother, Cecil, is voiced by David Hyde Pierce (Niles Crane) - who I would gladly bed.

I'm actually -amazed- they went to the trouble to replicate this in the Spanish version!

[Mr Jake]

His brother, Cecil, is voiced by David Hyde Pierce (Niles Crane) - who I would gladly bed.

Does your husband to be know about this!

[Kinoko]

Yes and I'm sure he'd join me if he could

[Domino]

Now, that is an image that will never leave my brain. he he 

[st_gobulis]

Here's a quote I love:

(Smithers, Mr. Burns and Homer are flying in an airplane escaping authorities in America)

Mr Burns: Smithers, look! A tropical paradise! Let's land there. We'll rule the island alone!
Smither: Sir, that's Cuba.
Mr Burns: Well, then, bring the plane down. I want to live in Cuba.
Smithers: But, sir, you've got the controls..
Mr Burns: (in his famous diabolical tone) Excellent.

[Radiant]

"Scum, freezebag!" - Chief Wiggum

"Bake him away, toys!" - Chief Wiggum

(Homer driving to the park and hitting one of those hedge statues)
Homer: D'OH!
Marge: A deer!
Lisa: A female deer!

[PsychicHeart]

Frink:"I built this time-machine when i wasn't much older than yourself. But i don't use it much more due to the altering of time and causing the apocalypse and OH GOD THE CROCODILES RULE THE PLANET!!!"

HOMER: "Son, crying won't bring your dog back, unless your tears smell like dogfood. So you can sit here crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dogfood to bring your dog back, or you can go out there and find him.
BART: You're right. I'll go find him!!
HOMER:...Damn. Almost had 'im eating dogfood."

GABBO: "Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy,"

TV: "See all your favorite soccer stars, there's Padiaca, Padica II, and Badiacca"
HOMER: I never heard of any of them. We aren't going.
TV: "And they'll all be signing autographs!!"
HOMER: Autographs! Let's Go!!"

MILHOUSE: "I'll be batting 352 in the majors."(he then continues to miss 7 shots, then he hits one and falls over the baseball tee)

LISA:"But the doll is saying awful things.
MARGE: Please lisa, i had a malibu stacy doll, and i turned out alright. Now let's pack up our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry icecream.
<Lisa pulls dolls' string>
MS DOLL: Let's pack up our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry icecream.