Christopia

Akumayo · Thu 11/05/2006 23:32:16

Ahh yes, and in our Valhalla we can have our thousands of cloned wemon... I'm starting to really like our lifestyle...

Also, I think someone who's not me should design a Christopia website also. It's a great idea! A MMO style chat room/bar thing could be made too with great skill no?

edmundito · Fri 12/05/2006 01:53:32

Anyone wants to join us out here in the jungle? We're getting pretty lonely out here. And if you do come this way, please bring us some clean underwear! and rum! and some women! and some men!

Akumayo · Fri 12/05/2006 01:56:51

I would send you some clean underwear, just becuase I don't want you to stink horridly when you finally attack or come to a meeting with us Imperials, but I'm afraid that doing so would label me a helper of the enemy. Therefore, I suggest that you rebels become nudists, and in doing so eliminate the need for underwear or clothes of any sort. Just make sure you wash up your old clothes in the stream and wear them if you come into town, no one wants to see your shame...

-Sincerely, Reformed Rebel Akumayo

Alynn · Fri 12/05/2006 06:42:07

Quote from: Farlander on Sat 06/05/2006 21:23:58

I have a group of candidates:
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Minister of Defense: Farlander. Alynn and Yaksplit will be the army...
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Does this then preclude me from being the Minister of Way too much Coffee drinking. And my secondary bid for the Ministry of Smart Assness?

If not I shall have to come up with a rank system, we must have order in this Army.

It has not been mentioned... but what of health care?

Lastly Kinoko for Embassador to Japan.

Oh and my passport

Kinoko · Fri 12/05/2006 06:59:16

Huh, that's funny. I never looked at this thread until now, and I clicked straight on the last page and only scrolled down to the last post, and it just happens to have my name in it.

I'm gonna have to read the whole thing now to see if anyone else has been mentioning me.

*famous!*

EDIT: As a side note, as has been mentioned many times before, Vince has been living in Japan longer than me and yet never seems to get credit for it. I'm hoping to live here awhile longer myself but in any case, he's probably more qualified than I am. Thanks though! If he refuses the position (whatever the fuck it is that we're talking about here, I have no idea whatsoever), I'll happily take it up.

EDIT2: Okay.

I just want to let you all know I'm starting up the official whore house where I will take my rightful place as the Madam.

It is the job I was BORN to do.

So any buxom women who want a job, come see me. There will be flowing wine, dancing girls and good times to be had by all.

Because I'm such a smart woman, I'll also hold an unofficial but influencial position in government. The Japanese Ambassador would be a fine position to this end. Of course, my fellow Government officials will be treated extra nicely when they visit the Tasse Rouge (that's what my House of Low-Morale will be called).

Alynn · Fri 12/05/2006 07:33:30

Well now you are muscling in on my pimp business...

I need to go over a spending plan for our weapons...

I need at least 1000 degausser grenades
20-50 particle bombs
500 Adobe Erasers (for close combat)
And at least 5000 slow frame rate enducers

Oh... and I suggest we expand our military power to have an airforce, we only need 2 people, one to fly the cropduster, and the other to drop the particle bombs over the side.

The Navy will consist of a militia with Squinky's Jailboat as the flagship, dubbed Bertha. After all, with most the population as pirates (side note, we need a ninja brigade), this is a more cost effective choice.

That is all for now.

Kinoko · Fri 12/05/2006 07:36:26

No way, pimping is all underground anf cheap and dirty. My women are gonna be high class, and they're not just whores, they're entertainers. You're catering to a totally different clientel. We're working WITH each other on this! You're keeping the riff raff and weirdos out of my fine establishment!

Alynn · Fri 12/05/2006 07:50:04

Actually I was importing them from all over the world, so you never have to leave to get some action from another country, I bring the action to you.

But then again, maybe I should focus on the defense... Much more important, kinda...

Then, I say, for military members, in order to keep morale at a maximum, should get free service for their.... service... After all, if morale is high, then we shall fight at our fullest potential...

Free whore service is worth dying for!

Yeah sounds good to me...

We'll work over the details...

Krysis · Fri 12/05/2006 10:34:28

Quote from: "Nerezza Acqua" Akumayo on Thu 11/05/2006 23:32:16A MMO style chat room/bar thing could be made too with great skill no?

The virtual Christopia? An online chat room with RPG-style, a small inventory and just 2 or 3 rooms for a start. I can't code it, but I'm sure someone could.

Tuomas · Fri 12/05/2006 11:15:05

Quote from: Kinoko on Fri 12/05/2006 06:59:16
I just want to let you all know I'm starting up the official whore house where I will take my rightful place as the Madam.

It is the job I was BORN to do.

So any buxom women who want a job, come see me. There will be flowing wine, dancing girls and good times to be had by all.

Can't speak for women, but if it comes to that, I'm ready to change my sex for these fellows and studs here.

Krysis · Fri 12/05/2006 13:13:03

We need some Christopian army uniforms:

ManicMatt · Fri 12/05/2006 13:15:50

I'm not wearing that!

Krysis · Fri 12/05/2006 13:28:03

Quote from: ManicMatt on Fri 12/05/2006 13:15:50
I'm not wearing that!

Well, thats for the cloned army you people keep talking about. Not that there is an army of hot girls - It's all part of the conspiracy you know. The goverment is trying to seduse all the rebels by promising them some "vice".
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ManicMatt, you should wear the Blue-Cup Factory uniform. The "M" stands for "Matt".

Haddas · Fri 12/05/2006 13:41:41

What have I done?

edmundito · Fri 12/05/2006 14:50:03

The Revolution supports Kinoko's Burlesque House. We might or might not have a few visits to that place. Â¬Â¬

Oh, and I like the uniforms. Please, send us that army soon!

The good news is that our secret connections outside of this jungle has brought us some clean underwear and food from the capital.* I feel so clean!

*What is the capital of Christopia?

ManicMatt · Fri 12/05/2006 15:11:02

Ah yes, I can (crappily) see myself in the uniform now..

Haddas · Fri 12/05/2006 15:34:17

Quote from: ManicMatt on Fri 12/05/2006 15:11:02
Ah yes, I can (crappily) see myself in the uniform now..

IMAGE

That's major copyright infridgement right there. What does our law say about piracy?

edmundito · Fri 12/05/2006 15:56:15

Free LucasArts and Sierra classics for all! Or at least that's what the Revolution wants the law to be.

Squinky · Fri 12/05/2006 16:53:17

Quote from: Kinoko on Fri 12/05/2006 06:59:16

EDIT2: Okay.
So any buxom women who want a job, come see me. There will be flowing wine, dancing girls and good times to be had by all.

Must....Resist....crappy blowjob joke.....Oh god, I can't do it!

Nacho · Fri 12/05/2006 18:40:00

Lorena has declared herself the oficial fashion designer. No design can be approved without her "ok".

Which is a pitty because I liked the dresses of the female clones army.