Christopia

Haddas · Sun 07/05/2006 10:45:30

Farlander you warmongering buffoon! You'll get us all killed!

Ali · Sun 07/05/2006 11:26:33

Less than 24 hours and we've already gone Lord of the Flies...

And where is my swiming pool mansion, cp? Your building subcontractors are lazy and shiftless.

Raider · Sun 07/05/2006 11:47:23

Well, with a sheriff comes the deputy

8)

Krysis · Sun 07/05/2006 12:00:03

<< Strangely enough It seems I am wearing the national typical clothes (more or less). Ã,Â

We are flooded with ministers, so all I have is my shack at the beach and a small boat for smuggling red cups and lemons for the rebels at night. During the day time I walk around the island and try to sell some food and keyrings to the silly tourists.

And the island does have a cup-shaped vulcano, doesn't it? Anyway, HERE IS A PASSPORT TEMPLATE:

Put a pixely picture over there, add a destinctive signature, Name, Date of birth (dd/mm/yyyy), and your job(s).

Ubel · Sun 07/05/2006 12:11:56

I'm thinking of moving in Christopia. Where can I get some brochures and some more specific information about the place? Like for example what kind of jobs does it have to offer. Thanks.

By the way, nice passport, Krysis!

Nacho · Sun 07/05/2006 12:13:45

Here, I, the King, being witness of the revolt, decide to pass all my powers to the ministry of Defence, Sir John Ignatius of Ayala and Rico, and trespass him my crown for him to rule with the name of "John Ignatius Ayala, the Strong", in reward for his brave actions against the rebel army leaded by the filthy dog known as Edmundo.

Traitors elements of the government will be depurated, and the pro communists will be executed. Only lasts the firm of the new King to proceed with the capital punishement of the former Prime Minister, the Minister of Culture, Foreign Affairs and Economy. Sheriff Squinky will be promoted to Prime Minister.

"Kingdom of Christopia, where you will allways have a voice, the land where no one will be above of you, and the king besides of us all"

Cheers.

-Christopher Quentin Jones.

Sorry, I was messing with the ministerial computer... Don't mind the crossed text...

Sam. · Sun 07/05/2006 12:21:28

Long live the King!

vict0r · Sun 07/05/2006 12:42:31

Oooh ooh! I want to be the town thug. The one who beats up everyone who can't help the fact that they are young and untrained in the arts of... well... art! Seen as i'm already pretty good at this, training will be unneccesary. Plus, i'm really good at fighting. At least i think i am. When noone is home, i bounce around and pretend to kick ass. I'm really good at it.
Vote for me as town thug!

passer-by · Sun 07/05/2006 12:42:46

Quote from: Ali on Sun 07/05/2006 11:26:33
And where is my swiming pool mansion, cp? Your building subcontractors are lazy and shiftless.

I said something about favourable laws, remember?

(Until then, we'll have strikes and the like, so no other company can take my place...)

Akumayo · Sun 07/05/2006 16:22:38

What's the national currency? Dollars, Euros, Rupees?

Nacho · Sun 07/05/2006 16:30:00

The Roger.

I think it cold be a good idea to make it cost the sum of a dollar and a euro, and divided by two.

It should be a good way to solve problems of having equivalences to just one currency, like happened in Brazil with the cruzeiro when the dollar died (for just some weeks)

Of course, this all ideas must go into a constitution, which will have to be voted, and all that stuff...

passer-by · Sun 07/05/2006 16:46:44

Quote from: Farlander on Sun 07/05/2006 16:30:00
Of course, this all ideas must go into a constitution, which will have to be voted, and all that stuff...

We'd need to buy some major newspapers and channels first, to show the way to voters.

Haddas · Sun 07/05/2006 16:58:27

Hah. I propose a national IRC network on the island connected to every home. That is always on. So all info can be broadcasted over it.

Akumayo · Sun 07/05/2006 17:09:37

Excellent idea. Now I don't have to go out of the house AT ALL!!!

Ishmael · Sun 07/05/2006 17:39:49

Quote from: "Nerezza Acqua" Akumayo on Sun 07/05/2006 17:09:37
Excellent idea.Ã,Â Now I don't have to go out of the house AT ALL!!!

They won't DCC you food.

Akumayo · Sun 07/05/2006 17:43:09

Food is just an addiction. You get hooked on it when your ignorant parents feed it to you. Then you can't help but crave it for the rest of your life. The logical solution is to not feed your offspring, so that they never get addicted, and therefore don't need food at all. As for us? We'll just have to go through a 12 step program.

By the way, since there aren't anywhere near to as many AGS women as there are AGS men, does that mean that we men now have to like, worship and praise the women, for fear of being single all our lives?

Squinky · Sun 07/05/2006 18:48:41

We'll make bronze swords, and cool-ass boats with frigging crazy dragon heads, and steal women from nearby islands....Although when they see our awesome swords and boats, they will probably come off their own accord....

Akumayo · Sun 07/05/2006 19:41:49

Yes... I can finally live out my dream as a viking! I'll bet we'll be infringing on foreign policy if we go around stealing women though... maybe we could program robot women instead... or clone the ones we already have... yeah... I like the cloning idea! Each guy gets to pick a woman, and then we clone her, and that guy gets a perfect replica all to himelf! Can we be a country that allows more than one wife, please?

Nacho · Sun 07/05/2006 19:59:02

If things go in the way they're going, we will be a country with more than a husband per wife...

Man, even the King has no queen... :'(

I 've written Salma Hayek, though, she migh be interested in having a date with Chris... eeer... His Majesty.

Akumayo · Sun 07/05/2006 20:02:39

We'll just clone Kinoko, and let Chris have her.