Christopia

Tuomas · Sun 07/05/2006 20:54:09

Ok, I've reconsidered... I might join if this were a communist state/island.

Krysis · Mon 08/05/2006 00:23:26

Quote from: Tuomas on Sun 07/05/2006 20:54:09
Ok, I've reconsidered... I might join if this were a communist state/island.

I am sure the rebels and their red cups are communists. Join them if you must. Not that im a member of the resistance. I am a loyal citizen, really. Yup... umm, wanna buy this cool keyring? Only a Rog. :

Ohh, and Long live the King!

edmundito · Mon 08/05/2006 01:33:35

Quote from: Tuomas on Sun 07/05/2006 20:54:09
Ok, I've reconsidered... I might join if this were a communist state/island.

Psst. Don't listen to them. Join us and you'll be saved. Together we will take over the island.

Also, our rebellion opens its doors to the SLUDGE crowd.

Akumayo · Mon 08/05/2006 01:39:11

Hrm... if these illeged "rebels" were to take over the island, would they support the cloning of women to distribute to the men, free of charge?

Layabout · Mon 08/05/2006 01:50:27

We have no tolerance for rebels.

Rebel scum...

As ambassador, I will meet with the rebels and discuss their issues. After that, it will be decided if they shall be directed to the Law ennforcement agencies...

Do we have a secret service... It would be a good idea... just to sort out these commie riff raff...

Akumayo · Mon 08/05/2006 01:54:05

Well, I'll tell you right now, if we can't clone women at our own discretion free of charge, and give them out to every man on the island, then I WILL take up arms against this union.Ã,Â Just call me a "fire-eater" and give me a gun!

Squinky · Mon 08/05/2006 01:55:31

But...I made us a matching set of bronze swords and football helmets with reflective stickers man! I thought you were my "Raid Buddy"!

Man, way to leave me hanging....

Akumayo · Mon 08/05/2006 02:01:07

Reflective stickers you say! I like shiny things! Maybe I should reconsider... we could just steal the wemon, as you suggested.. but from where? How about Cuba? No one likes Cuba!

Slava · Mon 08/05/2006 02:19:16

What is wrong with communism? Nothing! I would also join if it were a communist state, but as it is not. A king is not needed! Kings only needlesly kill.

Dr. Scary · Mon 08/05/2006 02:26:52

I know. Here in Norway we have a king and all he does is run around in the streets stabbing people.

Nacho · Mon 08/05/2006 07:58:28

..::LATEST NEWS::..

Slava, a subversive element with contacts with the former KGB and CUBA, who has a red cup in his avatar, has joined the rebel cause.

The chief of the diplomacy is preppairing a meeting with them... Mwahahahahaaaaaa!!!

Following Akumayo's advice, Farlanderus the strong, the minister of war, has got clone tecnology, but as there is a civil war going on, and nobody wants to think in sex atm, so he is preppairing a clone army.

The clone army is being equipped with bronze swords, and Football helmets with bright stickers on them, and leaded by Squinky, who is taking them to... to...

THE MEETING WITH THE REBELS AND LAYABOUT, MWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!111!!

Krysis · Mon 08/05/2006 08:23:37

Well, it is possible that someone has put a secret message inside a keyring. That keyring might have been sold to one, named Tuomas. Soon enough another rebel could have replased that keyring and then deliver the message to Slava.
The same someone that sold Tuomas the keyring, might have unloaded 5 dozens of "lemons"(huh, have fun with those) last night to a fellow named Edmundo in a secluded beach on the other side of the island. Now, where is my.... I mean, where is that misterious someone's... pay?

Ohh, and Long live the King. :

SSH · Mon 08/05/2006 08:25:43

aha, but here's something you weren't expecting...

* SSH pulls off mask to reveal he is in fact Tom Cruise

Krysis · Mon 08/05/2006 08:29:16

Quote from: SSH on Mon 08/05/2006 08:25:43
aha, but here's something you weren't expecting...

* SSH pulls off mask to reveal he is in fact Tom Cruise

Huh, so? You are not Eathen (whatever it's spelled) Hawk. Just a famous actor with big nose and preteen girlfriend.

Babar · Mon 08/05/2006 08:35:10

Quote from: SSH on Mon 08/05/2006 08:25:43
aha, but here's something you weren't expecting...

* SSH pulls off mask to reveal he is in fact Tom Cruise

And you would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those damn kids!
....waitaminute! Are you saying this is a zillion level scientologist conspiracy? NEVA!

* Imam Babarullah preaches a mythical power called "The Force" to the rebels

This is getting weirder and more confusing as it goes on.

KristjanMan · Mon 08/05/2006 08:45:36

We should use our clone army of women to fight with the rebellion.

Krysis · Mon 08/05/2006 08:47:42

No, we should use our clone army of women. ~~to fight with the rebellion.~~

Haddas · Mon 08/05/2006 09:51:32

Let's initiate peace negotiations. What would Chris say about all this? Do you think he'll make anymore versions of AGS if you betray him?

Ali · Mon 08/05/2006 10:02:50

That's a good point.

Gentlemen, The King.

*Raises glass in pro-monarchy toast*

Tuomas · Mon 08/05/2006 12:41:34

Just to point out anonumously: You all see what this so called democracy does to you?!?!? a few days and there's a war and a rebellion and soon there'll be a civil war. Mark my words, you're as doomed as my mother.

~~Tuomas~~

Ignore that one... and this letter will self destruct in... hmm, a few seconds or hours or maybe even weeks, who knows.