Christopia

[Andail]

As the minister of culture, I've implemented mandatory education in the arts of background-painting, sprite-drawing and animation.

There will be 50 new libraries, all devoid of Dan Brown and Paolo Coelho, and 15 concert halls, all proudly lacking symphonic hard rock ala Evanescence.

[Krysis]

What!!!! No Evanescence???
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[Andail]

Silence, or you'll end up in the guillotine!

[edmundito]

See what happens? Our rebel group hasn't even attacked anything, and they're already out to get rid of us with a clone army of women. Maybe we are a peaceful rebel group, but nooo the Monarchy will not stand for anyone who does not believe in their empire!

And don't  you see, women in this island, that they're also objectifying women by cloning them into objects of war and sex?  Why would you be part of such a monarchy? :o

[Ishmael]

Oh dear, I've been gone the weekend and I come back to face this mess...

The Supreme Court (a.k.a. yours truly as it's only member) hasn't found anything illegal in the rebels' actions (yet), alas they cannot be sentenced anything.

The Court sentences "Nerezza Acqua" Akumayo to jail for 2 minutes for disagreeing with the Court.

The Court sentences SSH to pay a fine of 50 Rogers for being Tom Hanks.

The Court issues Krysis a warning for photoshopically insulting a member of the Goverment.

The Court sentences the Court a glass of whiskey.

[KristjanMan]

Hmm can I have some military power and "take care" of this "peaceful" rebellion?

Long Live the King

[vict0r]

Am i the only one who thinks we should make a "Christopia" massive multiplayer online game? Like with hattrick or... something similar. Would this be impossible? If so, why?

- Victor

[Nacho]

I have great news! I have contacted with the rebellion (I should fire you mr. Layabaout, you just had to use the PM feature...  ) And I got great news!

The rebellion is just Edmundo and Slava, in the middle of the jungle, with no weapons, no clean underwear, and, while he claims he is having peacefull contacts with Korea, and Iran and all that, I think they don't even have a battery radio.

So, what they are basically doing is to invent  manifestos and drink rum. He claims to be heard and expose his ideas. Do we allow him to talk? After that, he hasn't started the violent acts, I think it wouldn't be a "rendition".

If everybody agrees, post here and he'll be able to post his ideas.

[KristjanMan]

No lets give them weapons and have nice little civil war!!!Muhahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Ali]

I think we should allow the rebels back to the fold I've been wondering what my tea would taste like in one of them thar rebellious red cups...

Rebelicious.

Gentlemen, the King.

*Raises glass in pro-monarchy toast*

[lo_res_man]

*The King!*
*Ahem* If I may have a word, I would like to be Court Jester, because I like bright clothes, making myself look like an idiot, and doing political commentary. so ,if this position hasn't already been filled, I would like this position.

[KristjanMan]

I think we should allow the rebels back to the fold I've been wondering what my tea would taste like in one of them thar rebellious red cups...

Pah!I can see through you your one of them aren't you.

(KristjanMan says to himself : Curse those sneaky rebels always trying to trick us. We must crush them, we must attack them, we simply must!)

Well anyway I think we should anounce the following persons wanted in all Christopia: Edmundo, Slava, Krysis and Ali








Please note: I don't dislike anyone in the wanted list I'm just trying to live into the Cristopia world hope you understand!

[Slava]

The drink from the red cup is like the elexia of youth, no matter the beverage. Being in this jungle only gives me more time to put the guerilla warfare tatics into effect. I will also scare you all with my shock tatics also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomb .

[Krysis]

To Slava and Edmundo: You are not unarmed, I said someone has delivered you two 5 dozens of lemons. Want something else?

To KristjanMan: I am not in the wanted list - no proves of my connection with the rebelion exist. I never even heard about the rebels. And as I am smuggling swedish porn to sertain members of the goverment I am pretty save too.

[KristjanMan]

Yes you aren't but you should be Krysis and about you being safe well...accidents happen

Oh and yes they are unarmed these lemos "disappeared" mysteriosly after I saw that secret person deliverying them

Ok, Ok I am not one of the rebels so I won't like they do the lemons didn't diappear I stole them and they are now safe in one of the secret WWCR military base

[passer-by]

they are now safe in one of the secret WWCR military base

[hmmm, if I sell the buildings diagram to the rebels and then invite some government people to a philanthropical gala and sell them the information that the rebels "may" want to get in the base and tehn lock my moneyt at some Cayman bank and wait until we have some battles and demolishing of buildings and then sign contracts to build new buildings...      ]

CP
Constructions Company CEO

[KristjanMan]

But you can't getÃ,  the buildings diagram because it is heavily guarded by me!( and some clones (not female, but male clones made by me for the army of WWCR (btw WWCR stands for We Will Crush Rebellion))).

[passer-by]

But you can't getÃ,  the buildings diagram because it is heavily guarded by me!( and some clones (not female, but male clones made by me for the army of WWCR (btw WWCR stands for We Will Crush Rebellion))).

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CP
Constructions Company CEO

I don't need to "get" the diagram, you know...Ã, 

PS. If you want to crash rebellion you should pay more attention to political/financial networks...Just a reminder....Ã, 

[Ishmael]

But you can't getÃ,  the buildings diagram because it is heavily guarded by me!( and some clones (not female, but male clones made by me for the army of WWCR (btw WWCR stands for We Will Crush Rebellion))).

How is the construction company going to build something if they don't have the plans to build upon?

They make their own and then you won't be guarding even a copy of them.

[KristjanMan]

Oh but the mititary bases were there long before Christopia. These buildings are already built so have to "get" the diagrams. Now you will ask howcome nowbody have seen those buildings. Nobody has seen them because they are secret. Now you ofcourse will ask why were these buildings built. The answer to that is simple I have forsaw the rebellion  many years before the Christopia was born.Now you simply ask how did I forsaw it. I use mystical power called "The Force". ( and I am also very smart )