Bananas eat fish?

[Calin Leafshade]

Hats have more than one use. Try to think of them all whilst counting backwards from 14. If you get stuck remember to ask an assistant for assistance. If the assistant is unable to assist then they are likely not an assistant but in fact a primrose bursting with colour on a Saturday afternoon. The plural of primrose is dogs which has been the source of confusion for many a scientist throughout the ages attempting to reproduce the effect of mist gently carressing the loch in autumn with her bitter tendrils. A tendril is a kind of hat with many (at least more than one) uses, which is interesting because the telephone is ringing.

[WHAM]

What?

[Calin Leafshade]

Its funny you should ask that because in fact my shoes *are* brown and any attempt to say otherwise would be an outright fabrication of sorts!

[Babar]

Pffft...he just misposted his surreal story, and is now trying to cover up .

[Calin Leafshade]

I am utterly offended at the accusation, sir! I demand satisfaction! Pistols at dawn no less!

If you bring the picnic basket I will set up the hobby horse at exactly a quarter past fourteen. Then we will stand back to back and take precisely 5 steps in the same direction (you will have to walk backwards). Upon arrival at our 5 step transposition we shall both drop to the ground and eat breakfast. Two slices of toast which hasnt been toasted yet and an orange.

May the best man win.

[veryweirdguy]

The fact sphere is the most handsome.

[Matti]

Wow, that submarine surely ran down the baker without being aware of the consequences. But that's what you get with those tax breaks for the rich!

[Calin Leafshade]

While I agree whole-heartedly with your premise I think we should maintain the elephants facade for as long as possible. Heaven knows when her poodles will sprout.

[Khris]

The fact sphere is the most handsome.

That reminds me, the ending of portal 2 was

Spoiler

   FUCKING AWESOME!!
   GO PLAY IT, FOO!

[close]

[Tabata]

                                   

[Ponch]

The fact sphere is the most handsome.

Personally, I'm a bigger fan of Rick the Adventure Sphere. He reminds me of myself. Designed for danger.  8)

[Matti]

Bah, spheres are just lazy cubes.