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Title: Doctor Phemme
Post by: Femme Stab Mode >:D on Mon 04/08/2003 07:05:50

http://itkid.com/phemme.htm
and http://itkid.com/newqa.htm

Title: Re:Doctor Phemme
Post by: Gilbert on Mon 04/08/2003 07:28:56

Doctor, doctor! Why do you leave your pants' zipper open?

Title: Re:Doctor Phemme
Post by: evenwolf on Mon 04/08/2003 10:33:08

Patient8: I hate my boss!

Dr.Phemme : Really? What's their phone number?

Ok, this is just filler. Nice idea for a feature on your site, but the comedy writing needs some work. Keep at it. :)

Title: Re:Doctor Phemme
Post by: SSH on Mon 04/08/2003 14:01:40

PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor, I've got my head stuck in this toilet

DOCTOR: Are you feeling a little flushed?

PATIENT: No, but I think I'm going round the bend

Title: Re:Doctor Phemme
Post by: DGMacphee on Mon 04/08/2003 14:14:36

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones.

DOCTOR: (singing) It's not unusual...

Bah!

That joke was shithouse!

Need some more fart, bum, dick and tit jokes around here!

/me cues Benny Hill chase music and runs around in fast motion!

Title: Re:Doctor Phemme
Post by: Dave Gilbert on Mon 04/08/2003 20:52:21

DOCTOR: I have some great news, Mrs. Smith!

PATIENT: It's "Miss Smith."

DOCTOR: Oh, in that case I have some bad news, Ms. Smith...

Title: Re:Doctor Phemme
Post by: Jimi on Mon 04/08/2003 20:55:39

PATIENT: Doctor, I keep interupting people

DOCTOR: Well, I think thi-

PATIENT: You've got to help me

:-[ I tried

Title: Re:Doctor Phemme
Post by: Femme Stab Mode >:D on Tue 05/08/2003 06:20:09

:)
yay thanks I really wanted to know what everybody thought of my amature humour writting skills. I also wrote http://itkid.com/fig.htm and http://itkid.com/cult.htm ages ago but most ofyou probably seen them already.

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