The Frequency domain.
THE FREQUENCY DOMAIN!
It's the nastiest, most unnatural, unintuitive thing in the universe.
Imagine how warped kids would be if they were taught stuff in the Frequency domain, instead of normally, like us! It is a good thing most people have built up a resistance by the time they're exposed to this nastiness!
I mean, hey, you have some of the greatest pieces of artwork in the world:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Mona_Lisa.jpg)
But if you try checking it out in the frequency domain:
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/590/freeqy.png)
Utterly destroyed! Insulted! Denigrated! An attack on the sanctity of reality!
How can this be natural? How can this be allowed? It is absurd!
And it is not just pictures, either! It is sound too!
You say something as simple as "Church", and they'll nasty it into the frequency domain, and give you back this:
(http://www.williamson-labs.com/images/snd-church.gif)
You know what they do with the frequency domain with regards to sound?
They can steal your voices! Pretend to be you! Or even worse, Warp your voice, and change your very being!
You know what they use to transform stuff to the frequency domain?
IMAGINARY NUMBERS! Numbers that aren't even real! That are excluded from reality! Numbers that very well shouldn't exist! And they mix them up with the exponential function, and nasty little trignometries!
And you know what the worst part is?!
It is all a farce! There is no such thing, even! "The Frequency Domain" can be anything from a "Fourier transform" (that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the number 4), to a Wavelets. Nobody can decide which!
DON'T YOU JUST HATE THE FREQUENCY DOMAIN?
I totally hate the FREQUENCY DOMAIN too! And if I ever see it I will kill it! Kill it until it dies!
Oh man. Frequency Domain. That guy. >:(
I invited him to a party once and he got drunk, threw up on my CD player and started going on about how we all 'measure everything by time maaaan' like some damned hippie. What a jerk. My friends dog died the other day and we saw him when we were leaving the vets and he was all 'Duuuude, it's probably your fault for keeping him trapped- animals aren't pets, they're people too- you...you killed your own dog by trapping its soul in a prison'. My friend started crying and he wandered off, sat down on a park bench and passed out. What a jerk. I was on the phone to my mum and he stumbled up to me in the street, turned around, and started pissing in a fountain. The police came and told him to stop but he threw a beer can at them and yelled 'you can't stop my SPIRIT!', and took all his clothes off. What the hell is wrong with him!?
In case it resurrects as a (frequency) zombie after Ghost has killed it, I'll kill that zombie! Oh, and in case it comes back as a ghost rather than a zombie then I'm eager to watch a "Ghost" vs. ghost fight! With popcorn of course.
Oh man. That guy.
I once let him borrow my shoes and when he returned them they were acorns.
What a jerk >:(
I recently watched a documentary on satellite TV about the frequency domain. God, everything felt so static. I mean, everything is changing, but it still remains the same. Which reminds me of a song, but I forgot the title.
It was a pretty good song.
I don't know, I kinda prefer Mona Lisa the frequency domain-ed way.
I've been taught Slovak in frequency domain thinking that I am not taught in frequency domain and thus learned English.
Frequency domain can be useful!
If you look at the frequency domain Mona Lisa long enough you can clearly see a lizard man
Jesus died for everyone, including the frequency domain.
Everyone hates the frequency domain. CD Players, Telephones, and TVs also hate the frequency domain. They also hate lizard men.
Did Jesus die for the devil? No?
Then he definitely didn't die for the frequency domain. Maybe he died FROM the frequency domain.
Sorry, I'm confused.
How long after it's creation does it take for intellectual property to be released into the frequency domain?
The Marquis de Laplace has been trapped in the Frequency domain since 1827.
SO I'VE BEEN TOLD.
Uhh... What's the frequency domain?
Quote from: Paper Carnival on Fri 10/07/2009 18:03:08
Jesus died for everyone, including the frequency domain.
Including or
because of?
Quote from: Mr Matti on Fri 10/07/2009 14:02:46
I'm eager to watch a "Ghost" vs. ghost fight! With popcorn of course.
Would be the hell of a fight. Maybe we can get that lady from Underworld as ring girl!
Babar...
What is the bloody blue FUCK are you going on about?! What the hell is a Frequency Domain, and... what the fuck IS it?
Quote from: TerranRich on Sat 11/07/2009 03:09:38
What the hell is a Frequency Domain, and... what the fuck IS it?
The Frequency Domain is a big fat jerk. >:(
I thought we made this clear ???
Terran just doesn't understand..... Nobody does. That is the horror of the frequency domain!
Also, that Laplace dude deserved it.
+1 for what Terran said. All I know is that the frequency domain make sound physics a whole lot easier.
The frequency domain killed me and my family! >:(
Akatosh, my sincerest condolences to you and your famly in this time of great loss. I'm sure that, were your family still alive, they would be very sorrowful to see you pass this way; much the same as you would be if you were alive to carry on in the wake of their passing.
You and your family shall not be forgotten; and mark my words dear friend, your deaths shall not have been in vain! The Frequency Domain is a cold-blooded, heartless murderer. His tyrannical reign over paintings and soundwaves alike has not gone unnoticed. Just as you have tasted upon your lips the bitter sting of losing a loved one at the hands of this ruthless brute, so too have I. His name was Buck, and he was the family pet. The "family dog" I say yet somehow I was the primary caregiver. I was the one who fed him, watered him, played with him.
He was among the dearest of all my childhood friends. Until this bastardous wretch known as the Frequency Domain came along and stole him from me. Stole him away like a thief in the night. Took him in the fleeting moment of my eye being turned; and as I turned back I find my beloved comrade laying cold, dead on the floor.
Nay, let none say that these deaths of our friends and family members have gone in vain, have gone unnoticed, will go unavenged! I swear before you all on my life that should I ever encounter this foe I will do all in my power, even unto subjucating myself to death, to bring to an end the horrors that are the Frequency Domain. Ye have my word dear friends, and my word is my creed, my creed my code, and my code the very word by which I live. To break it would be to break this mortal shell itself. I bid thee all good travel; may your days be long and many. Should our paths ever cross let it be only in good tidings.
Were my mission to bear fruit before the end of mine days, forsooth let it be known that I should bring back tale of it to thee. Until then, farewell.
We don't talk about it in Portugal. Only his sister...We do...Talk...
The Frequency Domain slept with my sister!
Quote from: TerranRich on Sun 12/07/2009 05:06:42
The Frequency Domain slept with my sister!
It DIDN'T! No! No, really?
This practically entitles you to Blood Revenge. I suggest you take a few Gangrel aboard, hike it up to the Sekrit Base, and use your Sword Of Eternal Damage (+1).
Those in the front rows might get a bit splashed, so take care of the Fourth Wall.
I do not hate the frecuency domain, but I miss the times when the hottest thread in gen gen was something interesting...
Frequency domain stole Pringles chips from Pakistan.