Earlobe issues

[Gregjazz]

He made everybody ROLF with the stories, I am not so good, but hope to have archieved a little smile on you... 

Yup, I rolfed alright.

[Afflict]

In terms of names for my earlobe cyst, I'm leaning towards "Horace" or "Wallace" or perhaps "Winston." Suggestions?

EDIT: Or maybe "Clarence?"

no no pringle is so much better, once you pop...

[Squinky]

Speaking of ear problems, I am constantly plagued by ear infections....not just the panzy-ass kind that make your ear hurt a bit, I get total deafness in the ear, and a pocket of pus in my lympth (?) nodes and inner ear, often along with bleeding in the ear....

I have it right now, and it frigging sucks.

[Haddas]

Rolf is my first name

[Nacho]

Wasn't ROLF something like "Roll on laughing at the floor" or something like that? O lord, have I pissed it again with the English?  :'(

[Haddas]

Heh. it's Rolling On the Floor Laughing. LAMO!

[Nacho]

Yeah... I knew it was that, but then I realised it didn't matched with "ROLF" and I've changed it the best way I could! ^_^

What is LAMO? And excuse my "out of topic"...

But I have an eccema in my leg!

[Gregjazz]

Maybe I should name it Rolf.....

Eczema on your leg? Gross.

[shbaz]

But I have an eccema in my leg!

Use a soap with urea in it. Works wonders.

[Haddas]

LAMO was just me mispelling LMAO (Laughing my ass off). Sorry about that lame joke

[Paper Carnival]

I thought LAMO was a pun combining LMAO and lamer.

Use windex, windex cures everything!