Eurovision Kiss Kiss

[SSH]

It's like "From a distance" and "Imagine"'s deformed love-child!

Do you think that the megalomania was a George Bush reference? I think that sending him into space would have been a good idea...

[2ma2]

PIIIIIGS IN SPACE!!!

Strangely enough, a dominatrix was not much more popular than synthers dressed in icehockey protection gear. This surely points towards the contest being fony. On the other hand, musical quality has since long been second priority to the pure Flesh exhibition, and perhaps the gents did not dare rush to the phones infront of the laydays after that display. Better to wait to the slighly lesser baring bellydancers? Secondly, riots when Greece gives Cyprus 12, but when Sweden give Norway 12 then (an act impossible to comprehend nor defend)?

And MAN! I missed the Austrian fella. I didn't see the contest, just a fraction of the re-run.

Mental note,' see the english broadcast'.. you lucky bastards have a funny commmentator?! What do we have? A closet-gay-bore..

[Helm]

Man, it seems I missed out on a great show!

The gay knights from space last year were a riot. What did we send this year?

[Gonzo]

One of the best things about watching Eurovision in the UK is Terry Wogan's commentary, he can be pretty damn funny, he just makes fun of the whole thing. I won't repeat his jokes here as it won't work without his delivery, but if you can get the English broadcast, do it...

[Las Naranjas]

Helm-Breasts