What is your favorite Family Guy quote! Here's mine:
Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it. But most of the people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it! Actually he was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it! --Peter Griffin
P.S. I hope this doesn't qualify as a STUPID thread!!! :P
Oh, Bitch. You just got jacked, Bitch.
'Oh wait. You're not a shoplifter. You're just a fat kid. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't you fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Have some chocolate fatso.' - Security Guard
Quote from: Peter GriffinI'm going to treat the Griffin family to the best meal they've ever eaten. . .Uh, yes, can I get six thousand chicken fuhjaightuhs?
Mmm...Gotta love those fuhjaightuhs (fa-ji-tas).
I heard your father went to a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!
(oops, wrong show :) )
"she torched your ass, man!"
--peter
"money money... (high pitched) MONEY!"
--brian
Generally I find Family Guy awefully repetitious and unoriginal. This I found quite amusing, though:
The fat guy, Peter, and a bunch of other people have been taken hostage. The hostage takers confer; "if we want the police to take us seriously, we need to kill one in the hostage. But who?"
Then Peter know-it-allingly corrects them: "it's 'but whom'"
I know i should probably quote from Family guy in this thread,
But it might be my only chance to tell you guys how much i hate it. The sense of humour doesn't appeal to me at all, not 'cause it's full of sarcasm and ironic jokes because i love dry humour. But just the way it's portrayed makes it so boring.
If there was a quote i'd enjoy from it, it'd be "Hey, This program sucks"
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My favourite quote is:
Lois: Peter you should spent more time with Stewie, so that you can bond with him.
Peter: Bond? James bond!
Stewie: So is this a one bathroom or two?
Brians Girl: No, it's a whole apartment...
Stewie: *smiling* Splendid!
You have to watch that one to get it. ;)
"What do you think of this side boob? Do you like that? Does it turn you on? Well it shouldn't, because that's my side boob."
The side boob hour. I love it.
victory ares mine lol
Here's another oldie but goodie......
Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says 'OOO'!
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.
brian: oh my god. they are eating asian reporter tricia takanowa
peter: thats silly, they're only going to be hungry again in half an hour
louis, thought you'd be in the mood for a classic!
nana nana nana nana spider-man!
here comes peter on a clothes line but his names not peter it is spider man! spider man!
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duh - ot - dot
buh - et - bet (bet...i..i knew that, slow it down)
puh - it - pit (pit...come on pal it's my first day)
fuh - at - fat (oh that's it buddy!!)
One of my favourites, from the pilot would you beleive!
PG: I got it, that's the guy from Big......Tom Hanks! That's it! Oh, funny guy. Everything he says is a stitch!
TH: I have aids.
PG: HAHAHAHAAH!!!