You know that smell.
Nachos. Coke. Flukeblake.
It can only mean one thing.
That's right folks, it's time for Flukeblake's 2nd Annual Game Thread!!
I've nothing particularly funny to say cept for woozle wazzle, so i'll get right to the things that matter. Damn Right MothaF*CKA!
FLUKEBLAKE'S 2007 LIST OF GAMES
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WARHAMMER 40'000: DAWN OF WAR-DARK CRUSADE
RELEASED ON: PC
Looks like Relic may have cooked up a nice little expansion with Dark Crusade. It'll feature My army, The Fulli 1337 tau!, As well as Necrons, and a host of new characters and units for the current playable armies.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/DoWtau.jpg) (http://bonusweb.idnes.cz/obrazek/w40kdowdcscrm03.jpg)
SUPER MARIO GALAXY
RELEASED ON: WII
While not really a "sequel", this IS the obese plumber's 141'st outing. No seriously, look it up.
SMG is looking like a pretty nice little game, and the graphics aren't too hard on the eyes.
(http://revolutionmedia.ign.com/revolution/image/article/707/707184/super-mario-galaxy-20060510013228047.jpg)
GRAND THEFT AUTO IV
RELEASED ON: PS3, XBOX 360
Just think, in just a tick over a year we'll be gunning down "bustaz" on next gen hardware. GTA IV looks like it will take place in Tokyo, possibly meaning the ability to drive in a dragon. Hells Yeah.
GTA IV looks like it'll have a top-notch AI system, and will constantly have The Man on your tail. This looks like one to watch out for.
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TEKKEN 6
RELEASED ON: PS3
Give your dog/mother a month's worth of dog food and lock yourself in your bedroom, Tekken 6 will be in town damn soon!
For those of you with a non-bulky exterior and accidentally ate yourÃ, Ã,Â
numchucks, Tekken 6 will provide a solid fighter with most of the characters from the previous games, such as Jin, Devil Jin, Heihachi (will someone PLEASE Kill this guy for good?)
and all the scantily clad females that look more at home on Rumble Roses.
At any length, the ol' Tekken looks like it'll be a good performance in the category of awesome.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/Tekken6.jpg)
HALO 3
RELEASED ON: XBOX 360
Master Chief is back, baby!
The third epic outing of the green machine is looking like one helluva ride, with new weapons, new characters and new maps. Dammned Covenent don't stand a freakin' chance!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d1/H3chiefemerges.jpg)
THE SOPRANOS
RELEASED ON: PS2, XBOX 360
Coming out very, very, very soon, The Sopranos is looking like one nice game, featuring all the locations of the TV Show, plus some new ones, not to mention characters.
The storyline is standard mafia fare, you go from a low-level crim to toprank crimeboss. It looks brutal, and one to look for very soon.
(http://www.castlerock.it/dbimg/news2112.jpg)
The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess
RELEASED ON: WII
The last game is coming soon, it's that sword-wieldin' hero Link,
in an awesome new Zelda title, which will feature EVERYTHING you ever wanted to do with Link. He swings, he flies, he shoots his arrow into the cortex of a Sheikah!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/Midna_proof.jpg)(http://feeds1.wazap.de/products/images/7537/16937/the_legend_of_zelda_twilight_princess,1.jpg)
Well, that's it for another year. There were a lot of games that looked great in that seven, let's hope they deliver!
Cheers,
Flukeblake.
Thanks for the read.
My resources tell me the next GTA WON'T be in Tokyo, and that it was just a rouse. I also heard it might be in Europe, but who is to say, rockstar are VERY secretive about these things.
Also, I know very little on this soprano game, but my money is on the game being a cash-in stinkfest of a game. Read reviews before buying it, even if it comes in the shops before anyone has reviewed it! ESPECIALLY if no one has been given the chance to review it!
Ooh I was so negative.
Wow Halo 3 looks nice.
I can't wait for the new mario, and zelda btw.
May the FSM have mercy upon my soul, but,
(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20010128h.gif) (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/01/28)
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Better than buying PC Gamer. Still, you would have thought they could get Tony Soprano's face down better.
Quoteit's that sword-wieldin' hero Link,
in an awesome new Zelda title, which will feature EVERYTHING you ever wanted to do with Link. He swings, he flies, he shoots his arrow into the cortex of a Sheikah!
And I see he looks as disturbingly effeminate as ever!
While I do agree that Mario galaxy looks good, I'm reserving major judgement on another Nintendon't console after being mired in severely mediocre games on the n64 and only a few really good ones on the gamecube. N definitely needs more third party support.
Dark Crusade will be awsome. But Space Marines will kick the Tau's hieny back to their home planet, Fluke. Necrons will rock, with their monolith. Finish powering it up, and you've pretty much got an autowin on your hands. :=
Most of the other games I'm not fussed about.
- Huw
random knowledge
Do you know that it will take link 45 minutes to travel from one side of town the the other in the new game twilight princess
Whew thats alot of work