Goddamnit! When I was routinely sending out viruses to people the other day, I accidently sent one to my OTHER mail address!
"Unusual," said I, opening the email, "I must be trying to remind myself of something."
"READ!!! FUNNY!!! use pasword to on zip11!" The e-mail read. Below were two attachments.
"Odd! I never recall sending myself an attachment!" I said.
I scanned the attachment. It was a virus!
"Man. I must really hate myself!" I said.
There is a three hour period yesterday where I cannot recall any of my actions. I sent myself a virus; if I sent one to you too, don't open it! I must have been drugged up because I usually don't spell like a friendly wealthy nigerian heir.
Even if I try to tell you it's funny!
Hmmmm... I see a pattern.... No, wait that doesn't belong to this... you've been on drugs you think..? did you take any actually..?
hmmmm... I have a creepy feeling that I have forgotten something really important... ;D
Me too... and my bum is really sore. Must have been the intergalactic anal survey again...
I would just like to bring to everybodies attention that it's my birthday, and the AGers care more than you bastards, except Sponge. And they got me a cake, a knife, and Raz. And I am quoted in THREE SIGNATURES.
Quote from: Cale on Thu 13/05/2004 14:45:03And I am quoted in THREE SIGNATURES.
Here or there..?
Anyway, I must appoligize, for whatever I have done... I don't know, yet.
Quote from: TK on Thu 13/05/2004 14:27:00hmmmm... I have a creepy feeling that I have forgotten something really important... ;D
Got it? I was getting you something, not a cake, I'm not a good baker, not a knife, I'm not into small shart objects, and so on... but something.
You just don't seem to be directly reachable anyways...
How were we to know it was your birthday anyway? It isn't in your profile, & you've never told me, at least.
Um.......that sounded mean...........
Let me try again *ahem*:
Happy birthday Yuf! Here, have this virtual cake of..................virtualness...........
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSALKA! WE WUB j000!!
GIMME KISS!!!
With that in your avatar, LGM, I doubt you'll get anything more than a "Thank you."
But now Yuf will go and hug you, just so she/he?? will be able to contradict some-one, and get quoted in a few more sig's. :)
In honour of your birthday, I shall give you a brand new car!
(http://img57.photobucket.com/albums/v175/dragonrose_1/kamala_futuro_manu_012.jpg)
Please note: May not be a real car. May in fact be a picture of a car.Ã, Dragonrose LLC makes no guarantees as to drivability of photograph. But it is a very pretty picture.
You guys REMEMBERED!!! After some reminding.
I love you guys!!!
More Attention! Quick!
(http://www.webdesignskolan.com/photoshop/alla_bilder/roses.jpg)
Happy birfday
Quote from: Cale on Thu 13/05/2004 14:45:03
And they got me a cake, a knife, and Raz.
They got you a knife? Well, we get you a katana:
(http://www.midgaardgames.com/pages/accessories/weapons/katana.jpg)
I have something I remotely rememberd you wanting...
(http://koti.mbnet.fi/tk-/img/Guitar.jpg)
I dislike the blurrynes of the image... now where did I leave the wrapper paper....
Happy Birthday Ms. Clarke ...
(http://www.twin-design.com/ags/help/rusalka_foil.gif)
Enjoy.
More.
Like this perhaps? (http://www33.brinkster.com/agsquotes/view.asp?id=428)
http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Haddas/Drawings/smile2.gif
SMILE!
And here's a present for you...
(http://www.krazyemporium.ca/images/flag.gif)
... A VERY OWN FLAG! WITH A FLOWER ON IT!
Happy birthday!!!
Here, have a cake, and some flowers on it...
(http://www.pec.on.ca/angelines/cakes/cake-2a.jpg)
Here's my gift, a free ticket to:
(http://www.oasistreatment.com/images/wcdlogo.gif)
What's a west coast detox?
to get you off the drugs, honey.
I thought it was to wean her off her obsession with moving to the West Coast!
Happy birthday. Here's my present to you:
(http://www.wacom-europe.com/uk/products/intuos2/_abb/intuosa4_pe_reg_headillu.jpg)
That's right, a picture of a digital camera Way-com
*weeps*