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Mon 12/05/2008 14:15:59 Last Edit: Mon 12/05/2008 17:36:00 by SSH
Something in the stats is going a wee bit wrong. I think SMF can't count...



EDIT: Oh, I see, its listing by user ID number rather than by threads started. It never used to do that...
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Andail

#1
Mon 12/05/2008 18:46:07
Is this thread an attempt to improve your position in the very chart you've observed so closely?
:P

SSH

#2
Mon 12/05/2008 20:06:15
Your jealousy is transparent, Andail :P  :=
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Rui 'Trovatore' Pires

#3
Mon 12/05/2008 21:00:28
Huh? How can I be in that list? I reply a lot, but rarely create topics.
Reach for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

Kneel. Now.

Never throw chicken at a Leprechaun.

SSH

#4
Mon 12/05/2008 21:45:04
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Rui 'Trovatore' Pires

#5
Mon 12/05/2008 21:49:19
Wow. Severely old stuff.
Reach for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

Kneel. Now.

Never throw chicken at a Leprechaun.

monkey0506

#7
Tue 13/05/2008 09:04:54
And what the hell is with this male to female ratio? 6:1? Sounds like a bukkake lover's dream!

SSH

#8
Tue 13/05/2008 10:41:55
Quote from: monkey_05_06 on Tue 13/05/2008 09:04:54
And what the hell is with this male to female ratio? 6:1? Sounds like a bukkake lover's dream!

All the girls are scared off by comments like this one, you see ... ;)
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Emerald

#9
Tue 13/05/2008 10:49:04
Quote from: Andail on Mon 12/05/2008 18:46:07
Is this thread an attempt to improve your position in the very chart you've observed so closely?
:P
Quote from: SSH on Mon 12/05/2008 20:06:15
Your jealousy is transparent, Andail :P  :=

Hehe, now that is a witty exchange...


Quote from: monkey_05_06 on Tue 13/05/2008 09:04:54
And what the hell is with this male to female ratio? 6:1? Sounds like a bukkake lover's dream!

What, you honestly thought different? I would've imagined there'd be more like a 10:1 ratio... obviously we've got some pretenders around, too...

And while we're at it, we're missing a number of stock-personalities:

The preachy uber-Christian who goes on evangelical rants
The 13-year-old emo kid who wont stop posting poetry
The sarcastic 'noob-eater' that everyone respects
The drama queen who finds a way to take offense at everything
The uber-Nazi moderator who monitors the forum religiously
The hot chick who's always getting hit on
That guy who's obsessed with pirates or ninjas
and the loser-hippy who always gets screwed

There's also:
The self-aggrandising narcissist who views the world as his playground
The wise-cracking smart-ass who gets on everyone's nerves
The know-it-all who argues about anything, even if he doesn't know anything about it

But those are already covered (by me :P)

Tuomas

#10
Tue 13/05/2008 13:01:56
Dude... we've had everything. If you weren't such a N00B, you'd know. From nazis to butterflies.

Emerald

#11
Tue 13/05/2008 18:06:16
Quote from: Tuomas on Tue 13/05/2008 13:01:56
Dude... we've had everything. If you weren't such a N00B, you'd know. From nazis to butterflies.

Yo, that's in the past, man. You Oldies gotta accept that a new generations of AGSers are in da house. Or, you gotta start a lynch-mob to drive us out...

Blood in, blood out, playa.


Maybe the interesting personalities leave 'cause ya'll so boring, eh?  ;D

R4L

#12
Tue 13/05/2008 21:00:39
Quote from: Emerald on Tue 13/05/2008 10:49:04
Quote from: Andail on Mon 12/05/2008 18:46:07
Is this thread an attempt to improve your position in the very chart you've observed so closely?
:P
Quote from: SSH on Mon 12/05/2008 20:06:15
Your jealousy is transparent, Andail :P  :=

Hehe, now that is a witty exchange...


Quote from: monkey_05_06 on Tue 13/05/2008 09:04:54
And what the hell is with this male to female ratio? 6:1? Sounds like a bukkake lover's dream!

What, you honestly thought different? I would've imagined there'd be more like a 10:1 ratio... obviously we've got some pretenders around, too...

And while we're at it, we're missing a number of stock-personalities:

The preachy uber-Christian who goes on evangelical rants
The 13-year-old emo kid who wont stop posting poetry
The sarcastic 'noob-eater' that everyone respects
The drama queen who finds a way to take offense at everything
The uber-Nazi moderator who monitors the forum religiously
The hot chick who's always getting hit on
That guy who's obsessed with pirates or ninjas
and the loser-hippy who always gets screwed

There's also:
The self-aggrandising narcissist who views the world as his playground
The wise-cracking smart-ass who gets on everyone's nerves
The know-it-all who argues about anything, even if he doesn't know anything about it

But those are already covered (by me :P)


Let me introduce you to the Frets on Fire forums. We have ALL of those. O_o.

Emerald

#13
Tue 13/05/2008 23:18:06
The what with the what now?

Also, quoting an entire post just to add a single line in response is baaad. One of the big boys will come along and make you sit in the corner...

m0ds

#14
Wed 14/05/2008 01:49:40
QuoteYo, that's in the past, man. You Oldies gotta accept that a new generations of AGSers are in da house. Or, you gotta start a lynch-mob to drive us out...


Ah yes but verbal happy slappers can still be driven out pretty easily ;)

There is never an "us", it's a he or a she and a few months later its a who?

QuoteMaybe the interesting personalities leave 'cause ya'll so boring, eh?

LOL, or maybe too many dickheads turn up at once and filter out everything decent to read

R4L

#15
Wed 14/05/2008 01:52:57
Quote from: Emerald on Tue 13/05/2008 23:18:06
The what with the what now?

Also, quoting an entire post just to add a single line in response is baaad. One of the big boys will come along and make you sit in the corner...

I just noticed that. Sorry folks!

InCreator

#16
Wed 14/05/2008 02:21:42 Last Edit: Wed 14/05/2008 02:38:21 by InCreator
I'm too in the shame list! "Unproductive forum users"  :'(
Oh no!

R4L, you quoted about 2060 bytes of data for your 76-byte response.
That means your pointless quote wasted 27 TIMES more bandwidth than did your reply.

I declare you the title of 'most inefficient poster, ever'.
:=

QuoteThe preachy uber-Christian who goes on evangelical rants
We do?
QuoteThe hot chick who's always getting hit on
We do? And we did? Draw fellow AGSer contest?
QuoteThe drama queen who finds a way to take offense at everything
WE DO?
Quoteand the loser-hippy who always gets screwed
wrongwrongwrong
QuoteThe wise-cracking smart-ass who gets on everyone's nerves
and
QuoteThe know-it-all who argues about anything, even if he doesn't know anything about it
Eem... huh...

monkey0506

#17
Wed 14/05/2008 08:56:35
Quote from: SSH on Tue 13/05/2008 10:41:55
Quote from: monkey_05_06 on Tue 13/05/2008 09:04:54
And what the hell is with this male to female ratio? 6:1? Sounds like a bukkake lover's dream!

All the girls are scared off by comments like this one, you see ... ;)

Well of course we all know that girls don't actually exist on the Internet! What a laughable idea...girls using technology or computers or gaming systems. Talk about your male fantasies. ;D

auriond

#18
Wed 14/05/2008 10:21:21
Yeah, members like myself, The Ivy, gypsysnail, brokenbutterfly, Nightfable etc. are highly evolved spam robots that make games on the side. Your human tendency to personify has made us seem like females of your own kind. But in reality everyone knows females are genetically incapable of doing anything remotely intelligent. :P

Seriously though, the bukkake comment was scary. Just sayin'.

Haddas

#19
Thu 15/05/2008 09:04:02
Quote from: auriond on Wed 14/05/2008 10:21:21
Seriously though, the bukkake comment was scary. Just sayin'.


Honestly, what did you expect from the internet?
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