Nobody likes adventure games

[Tuomas]

Jesus was cool though. Who could resist a little green elf?

[Tartalo]

So which one was it Tart any of them or were you having a bad day when you stumbled upon this site
Anyway stop grumbling and if you dont like adventure games find somewhere else to obsess about keys.

Shit! I forgot my <joking> tags!
Now I am serious, check my signature, do you think I would do that if I didn't like adventure games? Have a bit of sense of humor please.

[Dan_N]

Yeah, we're all joking... er...

(i thought AGS was just a front for our drugs and money laundring operations...)

[LUniqueDan]

Yeah but Jesus didn't pick up any keys, and look how long his cult lasted.

Disagree : cults duration ARE proportional to the gameplay.

Jesus C and 12 ApTM  - Walkthrough (extract)
(...)
Look at sarcophagus
Push slab
Pick up key on jar
Use key on giant stone
Push rock
Walk to outside
Put on wig
Talk to Women
(...)

nope?

[Andail]

For every key, there is a lock. That's the whole thing about it. And every day is an adventure.

Damn, you say catchy things sometimes, Tuomas!
This is signature material.

[InCreator]

Heh, for every key, there is a lock. That's the whole thing about it. And every day is an adventure. ^_^

That's old thinking!
Modern doors are destructible. And you have a gravity gun.

And you can always order your teammates to breach, bang and clear!

[Dan_N]

Yeah, why waste time searching for a key, when you can blast the whole house to hell in a matter of seconds?