Help needed translating a webpage from Czech

[charliechuck]

Can anyone help translating this webpage,

http://pc.hrej.cz/plne-hry/adventura/2d-adventura/don-spillacys-conspiracy-quest

It appears to be a review of my mags game, the only thing I understand is 3/10Ã,  Ã, 

I've tried a few online translators but IÃ, don't know which language it's written in, so I'm struggling.

edited: thanks for identifying language Tuomas

[Tuomas]

I don't speak czech, a shame though, I'd love to know it better. But I suggest you mention the language in the topic so our people who can speak it would notice it.

[ManicMatt]

Mine is on that website as well but I never found a translator:

http://pc.hrej.cz/plne-hry/adventura/2d-adventura/secrets/

I also apparently got a poor score, but I'd still like to know what was said.

[vict0r]

"Cure for the common cold" and "Sydney finds employment" is also there!Ã, 

EDIT:

Erm... I'm not totally sure why, but for some reason I find this alittle creepy:

For creepy, click here

MAGS

A czech ags info site..

[auriond]

There are two scores for each game: the editor's score, and the reader's score. For example, Conspiracy Quest got ManicMatt's "Secrets" got 3/10 from the editor, and 4.5/10 from the readers.

That was as far as I got without the translator; I ran the separate words through InterTran to confirm them. Let's see how InterTran does with the actual reviews:

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Ohhhhkay. Let's try again, for ManicMatt's Secrets this time:

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For comparison, they actually have a page for The Marionette with the plot translated:

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... so make of all that what you will.

[ManicMatt]

Thankyou, but alas, I'd already tried that!

It seems to suggest that the game is crap, bar the audio and humour?? Which I could live with.

[The Ivy]

Heh, I saw Spooks on that site a while ago but I never thought to try an online translation. Here's what I got this time:

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Hey, sounds good to me.Ã,  8)

I should add "plus stylish humour" to my completed games thread.

Looks like the editor gave me 8/10 and the readers gave me 9.14/10. Does this mean I have a secret Czech fan base? My life just keeps getting weirder.

Oh, speaking of creepy, they've already got two posts about Skyward...which is probably more than I've posted about it on the forums.

[Chicky]

ahh! http://www.hrej.cz/novinky/2006/3/13/navrat-na-opici-ostrov-v-herman-toothrots-monkey-island/



Someone actually cares about that game! I may have to translate that preview.

[FSi++]

Oh yeah, I've gound them not long ago (I was just querying google for links to my site) and two of my games actually got 3/10 too . More precisely, they were RON Sixteen and VDTM, and from what I've understood from these reviews, all they did were just re-telling the plot and mentioning that the games sucked. I'd wrote more, considering the latter.

[LimpingFish]

I've got two, both in czech.

http://pc.hrej.cz/plne-hry/adventura/heartland-deluxe/

http://plnehry.idnes.cz/adventure/heartland-deluxe.html

7/10! Whoo!