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Ishmael · Thu 29/01/2004 19:36:07

I got the same a few days ago... twice...

MrColossal · Thu 29/01/2004 19:46:19

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So... anyone want some free childporn? i know you do

Ben · Thu 29/01/2004 21:19:20

Tsk tsk.. Shame on you, eric. Looks like I was right about you all along.

While we're on the topic of spam, here's a weird message I found in my junk mail folder:

Quote
From : Romana Byram <SashaHedgepeth@whitesnownet.com>
Subject : Braiin surgerry no,, bookss noo.. Goodd start..

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I have no idea what any of this means. In fact, I'm not even sure if it is spam. But I felt bad about deleting it without sharing.

TheYak · Fri 30/01/2004 07:02:05

I was sitting here mentally mocking those that struggle with spam (The laughs have an interesting echo to them) as my mailbox never receives any. I have to munch on my words because I finally got one:

It's from: jennifer@surfersarepeopletoo.com
With the very informative subject: ADV:ADLT from your ex
She writes:
hey it's krista, i know you said you didnt care what I did with the tapes of us doing it so I sold them to some california hot shot for his site. Brandon, you never should have cheated now the whole world is going to see your little dick on camera Payback's A Bitch Isnt It, I look good on video, to bad you don't LOL I'm showing everyone

A bit quirky. She seems to be as confused about her name as she is about mine.

MrColossal · Fri 30/01/2004 07:33:08

Oh holy night! that was you in those videos?!?!

damn man, girl don't want no minute man!

Ghormak · Fri 30/01/2004 11:23:41

Zing!

I just got an interesting spam. At first glance it seemed like a perfectly normal "2 Free Round Trip Airline Tickets, good for worldwide
travel" lie, but at the bottom of the mail was this little story:

Quote"Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"

`Yes,' said Arthur, `yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked
filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying
"Beware of The Leopard".'"

"I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"

`Very deep,' said Arthur, `you should send that in to the "Reader's Digest".
They've got a page for people like you.'"

A trick to defeat spam filters, or evil samuraii at work? The latter, if you ask me.

Esseb · Fri 30/01/2004 13:05:59

Sounds like h2g2 quotes. Odd.

rodekill · Fri 30/01/2004 16:27:32

Heh, I got the one with the "])ipl()m/\" in it also.
Gee, that sounds reputable.

Gilbert · Mon 02/02/2004 02:43:11

heh I just get this funny one:

FROM THE DEST MIKE IFE, WEMA BANK PLC, LAGOS-NIGERIA. EMAIL:mike.ife@xxxxxxxx.com DIRECT PHONE: 234 xxxxxxxxxxx DEAR SIR, STRICTLY A PRIVATE BUSINESS PROPOSAL I AM MIKE IFE, THE MANAGER, BILLS AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF THE WEMA BANK PLC. I AM WRITING THIS LETTER TO ASK FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND COOPERATION TO CARRY OUT THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY IN MY DEPARTMENT. WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF $15,000,000.00 (FIFTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OFOUR FOREIGN CUSTOMERS WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY OF A WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN IN NOVEMBER 1997 IN A PLANE CRASH. SINCE WE HEARD OF HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT-OF-KIN TO COME OVER AND PUT CLAIMS FOR HIS MONEY AS THE HEIR,BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE THE FUND FROM HIS ACCOUNT UNLESS SOMEONE APPLIES FOR CLAIM AS THE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES. UNFORTUNATELY, NEITHER THEIR FAMILY MEMBER NOR DISTANT RELATIVE HAS EVER APPEARED TO CLAIM THE SAID FUND. UPON THIS DISCOVERY,I AND OTHER OFFICIALS IN MY DEPARTMENT HAVE AGREED TO MAKE BUSINESS WITH YOU AND RELEASE THE TOTAL AMOUNT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE HEIR OF THE FUND SINCE NO ONE CAME FOR IT OR DISCOVERED HE MAINTAINED ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK, OTHERWISE THE FUND WILL BE RETURNED TO THE BANKS TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. WE HAVE AGREED THAT OUR RATIO OF SHARING WILL BE AS STATED THUS; 30 % FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER, 60 % FOR US THE OFFICIALS IN MY DEPARTMENT AND 10% FOR THE SETTLEMENT OF ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENCES INCURRED BY US AND YOU DURING THE COURSE OF THIS BUSINESS. UPON THE SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSFER, I AND ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND MIND OUR SHARE. IT IS FROM OUR 60 % WE INTEND TO IMPORT AGRICULTURAL MACHINERIES INTO MY COUNTRY AS A WAY OF RECYCLING THE FUND. TO COMMENCE THIS TRANSACTION, WE REQUIRE YOU TO IMMEDIATELY INDICATE YOUR INTEREST BY A RETURN E-MAIL AND ENCLOSE YOUR PRIVATE CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER, FAX NUMBER FULL NAME AND ADDRESS AND YOUR DESIGNATED BANK COORDINATES TO ENABLE US FILE LETTER OF CLAIM TO THE APPROPRIATE DEPARTMENTS FOR NECESSARY APPROVALS BEFORE THE TRANSFER CAN BE MADE. NOTE ALSO, THIS TRANSACTION MUST BE KEPT STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL BECAUSE OF IT'S NATURE. I LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVING YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE. REGARDS, MR.MIKE IFE. WEMA BANK PLC NB. PLEASE REPLY TO <mike.ife@xxxxxxxx.com>

It's funny that there're no linebreaks, so probably no-one would have the patient to read thru it. I had changed some of the "infos" to x's for obvious reason (and no, I haven't really read thru it).

MrColossal · Thu 05/02/2004 22:58:34

had to share this:

Spoiler

Subj: Re:Gollum
Date: 2/5/2004 3:41:27 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Nancy <Cheng_Andres@usa.net>
Reply-To: Cheng_Andres@usa.net
File: fail.hta
Sent from the Internet (Details)

Hi Gollum its Nancy.

I was shocked, when I found out that it wasn't you but your twin brother, that's amazing, you're as like
as two peas. No one in bed is better than you Gollum. I remember, I remember everything very well, that
promised you to tell how it was, I'll give you a call today after 9. He took my skirt off, then my
panties, then my bra, he sucked my tits, with the same fury you do it. He was writing alphabet on my pussy
for 20 minutes, then suddenly stopped, put me in doggy style position and stuck his dagger. But Gollum,
why didn't you warn me that his dick is 15 inches long? I was struck, we fucked whole night. I'm so
thankful to you, for acquainted me to your brother. I think we can do it on the next Saturday all three
together? What do you think? O yes, as you wanted I've made a few pictures check them out in archive, I
hope they will excite you, and you will dream of our new meeting...

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WOO! Go Gollum!

Pesty · Fri 06/02/2004 00:52:28

Quote from: Ghormak on Fri 30/01/2004 11:23:41
Zing!

I just got an interesting spam. At first glance it seemed like a perfectly normal "2 Free Round Trip Airline Tickets, good for worldwide
travel" lie, but at the bottom of the mail was this little story:

Quote"Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"

`Yes,' said Arthur, `yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked
filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying
"Beware of The Leopard".'"

"I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"

`Very deep,' said Arthur, `you should send that in to the "Reader's Digest".
They've got a page for people like you.'"

A trick to defeat spam filters, or evil samuraii at work? The latter, if you ask me.

I used to get a ton of emails featuring spam and then some excerpt from some random story. I would collect them, hoping that they would someday be put together to create the greatest story ever told. But then I got bored and deleted them.

Squinky · Fri 06/02/2004 01:48:38

yeah, I keep getting spam that has words in the background that you can select to highlight, it ussaully says a bunch of weird shit...

[Cameron] · Fri 06/02/2004 09:05:55

I didnt get one from a prince, man do i feel dejected :'( I only got one from the president of the united states of america pfft whod want n email from him.

rodekill · Fri 06/02/2004 14:44:29

He was writing the alphabet... what!?
Man, I needed to broaded my repertoire of moves.

Pumaman · Fri 06/02/2004 21:36:18

Quote from: Dragonrose on Thu 29/01/2004 16:51:08
But for those of us who can't stand those stupid stupid "I am from Nigeria and I want to give you money for no reason" email scams, check out www.africanscam.co.uk . Some guy outscams his scammers, and makes the scammer look like a moron in the process. It's hilarious. But it's a big download, so be warned.

Hehe - it's a length read, but well worth it

Timosity · Sat 07/02/2004 09:25:47

I got this silly one

Spoiler

It`s fabulous!
fanaticism heckle lanes rapturous Zionist
I took the only one pill of Cial1s and that was such a GREAT weekend!
All the girls at the party were just punch-drunk with my potential!!!
forging thieves Osborn suggest creases
I have f*cked all of them THREE times but my d*ck WAS able to do some more!
excising inserted Lubell fencer Gilbertson
lowland diagnostic vivid Kirchoff decedent
C1alis - it`s COOL!!! The best weekend stuff I've ever tried!
Amazons precise sterile puddle tingled
Haven`t you tried yet?
DO IT NOW!
resistible monogamy relate murder Clyde

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some of the lines were in white so I had to highlight, you'll know which ones as they are just random words.

I have no idea for the reason for the invisible part?