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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: TheDude on Mon 10/05/2004 15:21:35

Title: German Safety Film - Very Graphic!
Post by: TheDude on Mon 10/05/2004 15:21:35
http://media.hugi.is/hahradi/fyndnar/STAPLERFAHRERKLAUSDERERSTEA-1.wmv

There is a lot of blood in this, so it's not for the faint of heart! It gets worse as the movie goes on.
Title: Re: German Safety Film - Very Graphic!
Post by: evenwolf on Mon 10/05/2004 15:40:32
Ah, the dangers of lifting forks.

That was very entertaining, as well as educational.
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Post by: ThunderStorm on Mon 10/05/2004 16:24:49
Please notice that this is a parody of an educational film. :)

Personally, I think that it has just crossed the limits of taste and humour, as it get's very violent towards the end, but opinions are different on that movie as on any other one.
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Post by: Scummbuddy on Mon 10/05/2004 16:51:48
That was freakin' hilarious. Very graphic though. wow.  when i took a first aid and safety class at my college, we watched a video, and it started normal, then all of the sudden people started doing these dumb things, and it really looked like they were breaking open their legs or stupid stuff. it was quite humorous, ill try and find it.
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Post by: shbaz on Mon 10/05/2004 17:08:49
The safety video I watched before my factory job would show the scenes and then just imply that something went wrong (without the gore) and then show real photos of accidents from the very factory I was working at. They were quite graphic too.. the machines that ate up a persons arm covered in blood, and the hospital photos.
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Post by: HingedShinobi on Mon 10/05/2004 18:36:57
man that video is funny, i especially like the bit at the end when the forklift drives off into the distance
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Post by: Scummbuddy on Mon 10/05/2004 19:18:03
followed closely, i believe, by the chainsaw + arm...
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Post by: evenwolf on Mon 10/05/2004 19:20:13
Spoiler
Yeah, that shot is great.  I also really like that the torso guy hasn't been moved or rescued, and how the hand guy is going about very casually.
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Post by: LGM on Mon 10/05/2004 21:30:50
Hah... That was one of the greatest semi-snuff/parody/comedy/whatever films ever!!

I love how they get hurt, and just act like nothing has happened.

German filmmakers are brilliant. I'm glad I'm going there in 3 weeks..
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Post by: Esseb on Mon 10/05/2004 21:54:53
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_movie

Calling that a snuff movie is an insult to all the filthy rich royal heirs who pay struggling filmmakers to film hookers being murdered.
Title: Re: German Safety Film - Very Graphic!
Post by: LGM on Mon 10/05/2004 23:10:57
I always thought snuff films were fake..
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Post by: Esseb on Mon 10/05/2004 23:59:38
Most of them probably are. That does not make this humorous spoof on safety instruction videos into one however. Otherwise most of Stallone's movies would be delegated to an entirely different section in video rental stores.
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Post by: LGM on Tue 11/05/2004 00:04:51
Hehe.. I get your point.. Post edited.

Still a good shortie nontheless.
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Post by: Domino on Tue 11/05/2004 02:18:02
That video was so damn funny, that i got the guys i work with to watch it.Ã,  We couldn't stop laughing.
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Post by: Robert Eric on Tue 11/05/2004 11:21:58
Likewise, I'm bringing that to work.
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Post by: Samuli on Tue 11/05/2004 12:39:08
I've seen the film on TV some years ago. It was quite funny. What I found interesting though is that the censorship on German television is very strict about blood and gore. Still they make films like this, wierd.. I doubt they've never shown this one on German network.
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Post by: LGM on Tue 11/05/2004 13:23:25
They censor violence and gore yet show all teh nudity? Weird. I've seen German television before, and it's nothing short of weird, and sometimes gross.
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Post by: Haddas on Tue 11/05/2004 14:21:01
Yes. I'm surprised. I mean... They don't allow RAGDOLL physics in FarCry because it's "gore". In worst cases, the blood is green! I hear Postal was banned (am I wrong, I'm not sure). Thank good I live in Finland where cursing, nudity and violence isn't banned.
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Post by: Robert Eric on Tue 11/05/2004 22:56:30
Seriously, the best American TV show that barely evades the censors is Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
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Post by: Ryam BaCo on Tue 11/05/2004 23:29:57
i didn't click on this link, but because of the title "staplerfahrer klaus" i think i know what you mean. senseless brutality, right?
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Post by: LGM on Tue 11/05/2004 23:33:18
Staplerfahrer Klaus means Forklift Driver Klaus, right?.. I dunno where you get brutality from that.

It's not senseless, but yes it's brutal.
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Post by: Ryam BaCo on Tue 11/05/2004 23:37:59
Quote from: LilGryphMaster on Tue 11/05/2004 23:33:18
Staplerfahrer Klaus means Forklift Driver Klaus, right?
exactly.
when you're in a school where around 80 % of your classmates own a laptop with a lot of crap on it you'll come across to happy tree friends, staplerfahrer klaus and a lot more things...