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I actually opened this thread the second I saw it was there... :P
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My guilty pleasure is that I love telling n00bs to stop posting so many new threads.
I rob banks and eat the tellers.
I take a certain delight in locking threads.
This would a good opportunity, comedy-wise, to lock this thread. But....nah.
My darkest secret will remain just that.
I like to look at myself in the mirror while I masturbate
I like to watch Tuomas look at himself whilst he masturbates.
I like to watch ManicMatt watch Tuomas when Tuomas is looking at himself in a mirror while he masturbates. oyyy.
My darkest secret is making puppets out of socks *Giggles*
I like to watch Jon making his puppets.
And trifle, I do enjoy eating trifle.
But mostly the puppet watching.
I... uh. I like Modern Talking... :-\
Biscuits. Jam.
BISCUITS AND JAM.
My guilty pleasure is downloading and playing AGS games while I'm supposed to be working... on State time!
I like choclit. Dark choclit..
Really, I don't enjoy adventure games. I only like the art.
On a serious way, the first secret is true only sometimes. The fact is, no matter how crap a movie, a sad or a happy ending makes me feel like crying. and it doesn't have to be a movie. An anime series like Love Hina can do that. And I'm hooked on that one. Hmm, yes, and don't tell mom, but I smoke when I'm drunk, occasionally. and I have a calf fetish... Which isn't a secret by the way. That's about it. Unless you count the dead bodies that I dry and chew as a dark secret.
:-\ hmm. It's funny I've never met Matt or Domino. We seem to frequent the same places.
My guilty pleasures are certain shows and anime. I change the channel whenever someone walks in on me watching Witch Hunter Robin, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hellsing, Rurouni Kenshin, or Star Trek Voyager as though I were watching some kind of Japanese scat fetish porn.
I have no guilty pleasures. There's no point being shy or guilty about the things you love.
Tell that to Tuomas...
I love sitting in the same spot (ie at my computer desk) farting and farting and bathing in my own methane knowing that if anyone comes near me thwy will never want to again.
Quote from: esper on Tue 06/02/2007 23:49:02
Tell that to Tuomas...
Right, yeah, that masturbation thing...
I'd love to share my guilty pleasures, but the lawsuits are still going, so I can't divulge any information about them at this point in time.
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My darkest pleasure was eaten by a grue.
I like sex with children and disableds
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Tsk Yutzter! Yut what now? YUFSTER! Tuomas was sick, but he was funny with it. Your post is just BAD. :P
I secretly enjoy watching...Yutzter's pedophilia. Through the spy cams that I installed in her bedroom, kitchen, shower, toilet seat... :o
I pick my nose. And eat the stuff. It tastes spicy. Especially after I've been out in traffic.
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This was a fun thread, but now i am smelling a Lockey, Lockey.
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I love older men and especially my ex teacher and Tom Wilkinson!
Oh no, I've been caught! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6338125.stm)
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Actually I would love to share my darkest fantasies here.. But I'm not sure how your reactions would be. No, it is definetely not something about AGS, any AGS member or anyone else I met on internet. It is not pedophilia, neither.
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Hehe, no.. Not something about kids.
I decided to tell. I think I'm a biastophil. I don't want to explain further...
Edit: No, I have NEVER committed it, and will never. But it is the only thought that gives me arrousal.
Quote from: TheVintageDemon on Wed 07/02/2007 15:43:31
Wow. Actually, my darkest secret is that I have OCD.
Thanks for sharing, I don't think anyone could have guessed that.
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Jeez, we don't need to know this. How could this thread ever be a good idea?
Oh, right, I clicked on it. But it was an accident, really.
Quote from: big brother on Wed 07/02/2007 21:48:00
...How could this thread ever be a good idea?
Because you are interested in the future, for that is where you and I will spend the rest of our lives!Ã, And remember, future events such as these will affect you, in the future!
You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of
grave robbers from outer space? the AGS forum members guilty pleasures/dark secrets??!
Demon: use wikipedia. you'll find it under biastophilia. And, by the way, pedophilia is the proper spelling for American English.
Quote from: Criswell on Wed 07/02/2007 22:03:20
Because you are interested in the future, for that is where you and I will spend the rest of our lives!
Indeed!
Sometimes I expose/touch myself in public restrooms. This wouldn't really be a problem but most of the time it's the wrong restroom.
Quote from: ManicMatt on Wed 07/02/2007 20:54:07
Tuomas was sick, but he was funny with it.
I don't know how to take that :/ ... On a deeper level the whole thread is sick, and even more are the people who write here. And guess who is most sick? he/she who reads but decides not to write! Now I may get that quite a lot, but at least I was honest, and that takes me a step higher than some people, and even though that's not my goal, it feels damn good to be best. Wait... how did I get here?
Well you know! I like the idea of a hot women raping me. But then I'd really be consenting it and it's not reallt rape... so really I just like the idea of a woman being forceful with me. Even that time this girl pushed me down onto the floor (I didnt resist) and stood on my neck with one foot hrrmmm hahahaha!!!
Tuomas: Wasn't that a joke? About being in the mirror? I mean, if you're serious, it's not the sort of thing I'd expect someone to tell all and sundry about, that's all. But whatever, we all have our different likes and stuff.
Okay, okay, my darkest secret: I'm muzzled by Army Brass!
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40 Days a Virgin? that reminded me, I have a thing for zebras. Especially if you compare them to horses, whom I don't like.
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Yet again, you all made me feel sick :P
If you need me, I'm over in that corner again. Throwing up. Everything I ever ate.
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I like plotting to assassinate the American President with an explosive deivce, for religious motivation.
...Yeah, my actual guilty pleasure is baiting FBI agents with treachery and lies. It's just fun.
Don't worry, I keep my biastophilia porn on a secret hard drive under the floorboards. They'll never find it... OH SHI-
Great. Now it's making the sound of a clock wrapped up in cotton.
Ooh, don't get it? Okay, it resembles the sound of an old man's heartbeat.
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Biastophilia is sexual arrousal from assaulting an unconsenting person, especially a stranger (http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Biastophilia).
No...it's not rape. Alastair you crazy fool. We all know that you're no biastophil. Quit trying to sound cool. He's really a....zoophile. Sorry mate. I knew I said I wouldn't tell...but...that girl-on-girl-on-horse site you sent me the other day was too much for me. :P
Quote from: TheVintageDemon on Thu 08/02/2007 18:22:21
Guilty Pleasures/Darkest Secrets -> Perverted Pleasures/Weirdest Secrets
Welcome to the forums!! ;)
Yes, that does seem to be the penultimate topic of every thread here, doesn't it? :)
I don't feel guilty about anything that gives me pleasure...
wait that's not true, but only when she's a midget.
Honestly, my darkest secret is that all I ever wanted to do was make games. Which I still haven't done successfully to date.
Other sadistic pleasure I have that I don't feel guilty about is playing pranks on my co workers. Love it. Watching the amusement of them just struggling for hours trying to figure out what happened? Beautiful.
Quote from: Raggit on Thu 08/02/2007 18:27:56
Quote from: TheVintageDemon on Thu 08/02/2007 18:22:21
Guilty Pleasures/Darkest Secrets -> Perverted Pleasures/Weirdest Secrets
Welcome to the forums!! ;)
Check the IRC chat channel. Even worse there:P
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