So, who has swine flu?

[Snake]

Sorry I'm a little behind, but:

And 'normal' medicine often has negative side effects to consider.

Fuck yeah. Pay attention to any commercial break. Any medication promo spends more time explaining all the numorous side-effects than the actual medicine itself.

And they should, but, holy shit, it makes you not even want to try. I don't think I really want to try a medication that has more of a chance of making me go blind and giving me the shits than it does helping me.

Not that I need any medication I see on television, but you should catch my drift.

[Wonkyth]

I'd prefer to go for the Not getting sick option over the cure me option any day, and that's why I now hate fruit...

[Haddas]

Pay attention to any commercial break. Any medication promo spends more time explaining all the numorous side-effects than the actual medicine itself.

I was once prescribed Tradolan retard for when the nerves in my back were shot.
Effect: Didn't help. Regular painkillers eventually did the trick for me.

Side-effects: Shaking, feeling cold, sweating like a guy who generally sweats a lot.. in a sauna, getting emotional to the point everything made me cry. I threw up and got dizzy and unable to function. I got very sleepy yet could not sleep. I also got diarrhea among many other things. Fuck that pill.

[MrColossal]

I... I think you were pregnant

[Wonkyth]

Fuck that pill.

I... I think you were pregnant

Then maybe it was the other way 'round with the pill...

[Haddas]

I... I think you were pregnant

Awww crap! That explains the baby.

[TerranRich]

It's not mine this time, Haddas. I swear.

[Haddas]

It's not mine this time, Haddas. I swear.

That's what you said last time!

[Snake]

It's not mine this time, Haddas. I swear.

That's what you said last time!

I thought that was me?

Eh, screw it.

[Wonkyth]

You already did.

[TerranRich]

Wakka wakka!

[Snake]

Hardily Hoodily Hoo!!1