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Title: Hilarious - I want the ultimate war sim!
Post by: Flippy_D on Wed 19/05/2004 22:44:33

Shaboing (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html).

Absolutely sublime in some parts:

QuoteAbout every five minutes I want one of my helicopters to crash, completely on its own, for some fucking reason.

QuoteThe whole world is shocked. Because people were physically harmed.

In a war.

QuoteBut I want to lose points off my Public Support meter every time one of those monsters accidentally impales a schoolgirl in a horrific bloody mess that will shock all but the Japanese.

And so on.

Title: Re: Hilarious - I want the ultimate war sim!
Post by: LGM on Wed 19/05/2004 23:02:46

Cynicity and sarcasm are great tools

Title: Re: Hilarious - I want the ultimate war sim!
Post by: Flippy_D on Wed 19/05/2004 23:04:14

You're a great tool.

/Got nothing, and not even sure whether you were being scathing or not.

Title: Re: Hilarious - I want the ultimate war sim!
Post by: LGM on Wed 19/05/2004 23:05:20

lol.. I was applauding the article, numb nuts. ;)

(Look! teh wink means I'm Johken! Isn't it grand!!!?!?)

Title: Re: Hilarious - I want the ultimate war sim!
Post by: DGMacphee on Thu 20/05/2004 00:50:56

Ladies, please retract your claws.

This is a thread about war sims, not fighting between people.

Title: Re: Hilarious - I want the ultimate war sim!
Post by: LGM on Thu 20/05/2004 00:55:29

I wasn't fighting, you twat!

:-p

EDIT:

Wait.. I just got the joke.. HAHA

Title: Re: Hilarious - I want the ultimate war sim!
Post by: DGMacphee on Thu 20/05/2004 00:56:28

[LGM]You obviously haven't SEEN your previous reply!!![/LGM]

;D

Title: Re: Hilarious - I want the ultimate war sim!
Post by: LGM on Thu 20/05/2004 02:02:01

Oh.. So now there's an LGM tag, eh? What does it do.. Make your dialog look all stupid and uinformed..

Let's see if it works:

<code>[LGM]Ah, I see that the reflected-light bouncing off the top part of this ball you drew is rather aestetichally pleasing and draws attention to the reflection of the players hand near the top.[/LGM]</code>

=

That shiny stuff on the top is teh r0x0r!

Title: Re: Hilarious - I want the ultimate war sim!
Post by: DGMacphee on Thu 20/05/2004 04:00:36

http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/index.php?topic=13988.0

Title: Re: Hilarious - I want the ultimate war sim!
Post by: LGM on Thu 20/05/2004 04:02:26

Yes.. I know where you're getting it from.. But your mimicing me correctly..

Have you SEEN my previous posts in that thread?

Title: Re: Hilarious - I want the ultimate war sim!
Post by: Evil on Thu 20/05/2004 04:05:02

I found this today. Looks friggen awsome.

http://www.theycamefromhollywood.com/

Adventure Game Studio

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