Funny smiles

[Erica McLane]

:*) - the user is drunk
[:] - the user is a robot
::-) - the user is wearing normal glasses
8:-) - the user is a little girl
:-)-8 - she`s a big girl
:-[ - the user is a vampire
:'-) - the user is so happy that he cries
|-| - the user is sleeping
:-Q - the user is smoking
:-: - the user is a mutant
   - the user is invisible

Do you know any others? They are really funny.  ;D

[n3tgraph]

sigh:

http://members.aol.com/bearpage/smileys.htm#basic
http://www.windweaver.com/emoticon.htm#HAPPY

[veryweirdguy]

Holy crap! That's a lot of smilies! I'm far too lazy to read through them all! I'll just go back to sleep now...

[Eero]

(iiIii) ( * L * ) (iiIii)
My invention: showing a middle finger...

[12431]

these smileys are a whole lot cooler!

(_)_)   <----------- ass
(__)__) <---------- lardass
(,) <---------------cute little butt


ya like?

[Captain Mostly]

300

not a smily, but on it's side, it's a bottom pooing.

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

:^) User has a broken nose.

:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.

:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face.

) User has two noses.

`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.

@= User is pro-nuclear war.

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.

Does anyone ever use these?

:-P      tongue hanging out in anticipation

[Scid]

Probably not.

Thought I must admit, I have used the bottom pooing on the side one quite often, without really knowing what it meanth. People must have thought I was a real pervert. Darn.

[Vel]

Do I smell the new issue of Software magazine or what?

[Erica McLane]

Do I smell the new issue of Software magazine or what?

Yeah. As you may know, I live in Bulgaria.