How gay are you?

[AGA]

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/index.html

I scored 20%, which apparently is below average and means I may have something to hide...

[Czar]

LOL, i just went to this one today, wait, i'll give you links to 2 more precise
btw 30% lol, and when i saw the arrow move to 100% i tought it was about me, and i was like: ???WHAT IS THIS???

[MrColossal]

36% apparently i have to loosen up and that girls like soft edges on guys that they like grab onto.

i thought for sure owning leather pants would put me over the top

eric

[Privateer Puddin']

33%

[m0ds]

m0ds is 16% gay!

Apparatnley, i'm a walking, talking hetero guy. Way to straight for these modern times.

Either that, or I just prefer muff.

[Robert Eric]

I am six percent gay.

[Pumaman]

Well, it seems I'm 30% gay. But I have no problem with this of course, and I'm not gonna lie and pretend I only got 5%  

[Czar]

>moved first link<

but this one is more precise:
http://www.thespark.com/gaytest/

And yeah, sorry eric, youre right, but i did try to put the spoiler thing, which didnt work  

lol@punaman
and yeah the less you are gay, the more you pretend to be gay , try the sparks one, it says if you are too little gay, that means that you may be a gay undercover  
A standard straight guy these days is 39% gay.

[rodekill]

40%

I am the most gay.

31% on the spark test.

[MrColossal]

awe! lucky rode!

and czar, there are a lot of people who browse these forums at home and are young and have families and they may not want them seeing that animation

please stop

eric

[Trapezoid]

I'm 23% gay!!!

Haha, when it calculates your score, it shows the meter going up to 100%. I thought it was giving my final score, so I started yelling at my computer screen I'm not THAT gay!!!

not that there's anything wrong with that

[Evil]

30%... It scared me when it was calculating!

[Robert Eric]

The further the dial went, the harder I laughed, until I clicked and saw I was only six percent gay.  Then, I was just confused.

"Surely this is some sort of mistake.  I didn't realize I was so manly."

[plasticman]

is it gay week on the ags forums or something ?

i got 43%, so hah !

"you are a happy and well adjusted hetero !"
cool.

[taryuu]

can you believe i'm 46% gay? altho i have the highest ags score i'm not worried beacuse the site says  

"Congragulations!  You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero man!"

ps i don't have leather pants.

[Gilbert]

I'm same as Custard

[TheYak]

Holy crap.. I'm 63% gay according to the first test!  I am officially the gayest AGSer to this point.  It says, "Women like you, don't they?  Little do they know you're a wolf in sheep's clothing waiting to pounce."  What the hell?    Thespark's test rates me at completely average gayness (so it says)... 39%.  

[Squinky]

That site made me finally admit that I masturbate too much....

30 % for me...

[Evil]

I know how you feel Squink

[Matt Brown]

i am 26% gay.

whatever. I think this is just b/c I know nothing abouts cars

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

holly shit. 43 %.  IS THERE NO MORE INDIVIDUALITY?

[Felipe]

* Felipe is 6% GAY

Thanks it didn't asked what my relashionship with AGA was...!

[Sluggo]

I'm 36%, same as eric. Crazy.

[Al_Ninio]

I'm 26%.
Fun.

[remixor]

10% gay

I'm not really sure what that's supposed to mean, though.    
If I ever have a revelation and come out of the closet, I'm going to be pretty upset with Channel 4  

[agsking]

20 %

Same as AGA.
How is this possible?


EDIT: Heh,
http://www.imtools.com/tests/purity.php

This is a good one.

Just how dirty are you

[m0ds]

Careful, or you'll all be aquiring PM's from musicman/jayssite saying "FUK YO!!1"

[DGMacphee]

33%!!! C'mon!!! I'm at least 40%!!!

Err...

I mean, I like beer and sports and nachos, and after I type this I'm going to look as some hardcore lesbian pornography!!!

* DGMacphee takes a moment to admire his lamp and secretly writes a poem about it!

[n3tgraph]

Guess I'm pretty Hetero:

13 %

Apparently I'm way too straight for these modern times

oh well, I'm actually quite glad with that

[GarageGothic]

I scored a proud 60%

That football question threw me off though: "Would you rather meet or be your favorite football player?" and I'm like: "Favorite football player?"

[SLaMgRInDeR]

im 13%

are there only like 4 straight people on these forums? im surrounded by 46% gays! HELP!
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[ravenfusion]

I'm 12% gay...

[Barcik]

33%.

[Esseb]

I'm only 13% male homosexual but 56% lesbian. Score.

[Timosity]

I'm 20% gay, 63% lesbian, maybe if I didn't shave my pubic hair I'd be more lesbian

[Rincewind]

Heh, 27%. Fancy that. I'm a bit less gay than the average hetero man, appearently...

[Minimi]

42% ... Hmm... that's pretty high... Though I guess I'm not gay... well I think im not... never really thought about it!

And I had to choose in the questions before weitheri had sex with Male/Female or both... but I haven't had sex at all... so I just chose female

[Nacho]

Shit, 43%... If its your girlfriend who demands you to trim your pubic hair what should you answer?  

[DGMacphee]

If you blindly follow your girlfriend's advice (nay, demands) to shave your pubes, then you're a pussy-whipped guy and would do anything to please her.

Thus, there's no chance of you being gay, so you didn't have to take the stupid test in the first place.

[12431]

20%. I didn't need that test to tell me that

[Hobbes]

Mwahahaaaa!

I scored a whopping 50%. I'm a well-adjusted and happy homo guy.

Innit sweet!

[Minimi]

Hobbes? Wanna go on a date with me? I'm also from the netherlands so it should be able to arrange

[Hobbes]

Yeah, ok.

You're prolly in a state of denial, if the test is any judge. Not sure if I'm up to helping someone out of said closet, but... ok.

[Minimi]

Aww.. i just look, and see you are 21, and im 16... and i only like boys of 14 or younger :p .. so sorry man!...

[Captain Mostly]

WOO WOO I'm only 33% gay (and as a homo, I'm allowed to be happy about that without being homophobic ha ha)

Irritatingly I had to say yes to the "do you ever worry that you masturbate too much" question, even though when I DO think it momentarily, I always then conclude "don't be daft".

gah! stupid two-answer multiple choice questions!

I too have never owned leather troose.

[DragonRose]

I'm 50/50 lesbian... but I'm 33% gay. How does that work?

[Red_Armadillo]

I'm 2% gay. What the crap?

[Nacho]

If you blindly follow your girlfriend's advice (nay, demands) to shave your pubes, then you're a pussy-whipped guy and would do anything to please her.

That´s me!

[sum-41]

13% -I'm straight allright.

[Pet Terry]

lol omg!!1

...

33%

[n3tgraph]

umg 50% for hobbes??? yike :o

[earlwood]

%3 I'm the hedroest yet..well BigCityNerd is a freaking women loving machine compared to me....

[Mr Jake]

13%when the arrow start going to 100% I was scared

[jannar85]

Well, it seems I'm 30% gay. But I have no problem with this of course, and I'm not gonna lie and pretend I only got 5%  

Got the damn 30 too... Luckily someone else also had it, haha

[Harvester]

26% here
OK, I had to improvise on a few questions, like when it asked me do I have sex with males or females. "none" was not the option :-)

[Nine Toes]

Sully is 46% gay!

Apparently, I'm a happy and well adjusted hetero man.  (thank god...)

[Hobbes]

umg 50% for hobbes??? yike :o

Errr... yeah. And that is alarming, how? As I am a homo, as Captain Mostly puts it, I think it's good for the test to reveal this.

Why?

Because it also means the other results are true too. Mwahaha!

[Igor- homo erectus]

Got 43%... whaa?

[Captain Mostly]

I only use the word "homo" because words like "gay", "bum-basher" and "feltch-boy" make me cringe slightly.

I just can't think of a nice word to mean feltch-boy, particularly since "gay" always makes people think of "Lorence Llewellin Bowen gay", not "wears-sensible-trousers gay". And I definatly wear sensible trousers.

[TheYak]

umg 50% for hobbes??? yike :o

Errr... yeah. And that is alarming, how? As I am a homo, as Captain Mostly puts it, I think it's good for the test to reveal this.

Maybe it's alarming because you're not very gay for a homosexual?  I mean, I was at 63%, I am so much gayer than you are!  

[jannar85]

Maybe it's alarming because you're not very gay for a homosexual?  I mean, I was at 63%, I am so much gayer than you are!  

There's a guy who's proud to be gay!

[agswannabe]

26 percent

[Hobbes]

Maybe it's alarming because you're not very gay for a homosexual?  I mean, I was at 63%, I am so much gayer than you are!  

So?! Huh!

63% is just *SO* camp.

[Ben]

30% on the first test, 22% in the second.

I'm actually kind of disappointed at having such a low score..

[magintz]

23%

How many people said they wanked too much? (remember there are two types of people in this world... wankers and liar's

EDIT: Just taken the sparks test and came up with 22% gay. I spose that it must be true, I'm 22.5% gay, less than average, I'm pleased...... I woulda expected higher..... I errr mean Higher like 24%


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WHAT!!!!!!!!

[xenogia]

Hehe...I'm 49% gay ... LoL .. say's something, but i'm not totally gay...just bi
lol

[Domino]

well i scored 50%. I'm gonna have to try that again.

[Toefur]

I'm 30%.

But one thing about this test confuses me.

What the god damn bloody fucking hell do any of these questions (except for whether you sex with men or women) have to do with being gay?

What a load of shit.

[Moresco]

It says I'm 16% gay...but to be fair, I think I should add about 10% just for the fact I bothered to take that quiz.  Yup, penalty +10%. ^^

EDIT:
"What the god damn bloody fucking hell do any of these questions (except for whether you sex with men or women) have to do with being gay?
What a load of shit. "

Yup exactly.  But, being from California myself, I know how gay people think(no offense to gay people), and as such easily scored a low number.  Is it necessary to redecorate right away? Come on that was a bit obvious.
^^

[Helm]

I'm 16% gay according to this test. Which goes to show how gat the the test itself was.

The part that cracked me up though was the good driver good lover thing.

[Nacho]

I'm 16% gay according to this test. Which goes to show how gat the the test itself was.

The part that cracked me up though was the good driver good lover thing.

16% is average gay for greeks... All the homosexuals were killed in the Pass of the Thermopile and now that genetic heritage is loosed